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Due Altri Calendari Per 2010!
You might be tired of seeing calendars, but these are different! They're Italian. More » -
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Rhian's Breasts Have September, April, June, And November
All the rest have Rhian Sugden's gorgeous boobs, too! Save for October alone. Which has a bit of Rhian's bum. More » -
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My Zombie Pinup: These Girls Aren't Decaying, They're Improving
If the success of "Zombieland" is any indication, zombies are starting to displace vampires as the supernatural monster of choice. 2010 could just be the year of the zombie—so kick it off your very own zombie pinup calendar. More » -
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Vikki Blows Into 2010 With Two Sexy Calendars
Love Vikki Blows? Need a 2010 calendar? Are you in luck! The brunette bombshell is featured in not one, but two sexy calendars: in addition to her own official calendar, she's also got a second calendar out via Tattoo Energy. More » -
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We'll Spend 2010 With Lindsey
With so many wonderful, babetastic calendars hoping to help us get through 2010, it's a little hard to decide exactly which calendar is the right one for us. And with the unveiling the Lindsey Strutt calendar...that decision is even harder. More » -
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Behind The Scenes At The 2010 Nerdcore Calendar Shoot
Last week we gave you a sneak peek at the upcoming (and totally hot) Nerdcore Horror calendar—now the Nerdcore chaps have given us a chance to see what goes on behind the scenes at their shoots. More » -
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2010: The Year We Make Contact (With Rosie Jones's Topless Calendar)
If 2010 arrives, and we somehow don't have a topless Rosie Jones calendar upon our wall, is the year actually worth living through? From the looks of these preview pictures, we'd have to say the answer's "Absolutely not." More » -
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Lovely In Latex: KinkyStyle's 2010 Calendar
Do ordinary topless calendars leave you wanting? Do you find yourself yearning for something with a little more attitude? Patrick Ceuppens's KinkyStyle calendar may be just what the doctor ordered—take a gander at our sneak peek, below. More » -
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Pooja Missra Brings The Sexy Back To India...In Calendar Form
India may have lost its only pornstar, but at least Pooja Misrra worked hard to give the country a sexy calendar. Hey, you win some, you lose some, right? (indiepepal.com, more photos here) -
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A Peek Inside Cristina Del Basso's 2010 Calendar
We had a hunch that Cristina Del Basso's 2010 calendar was going to be a worthwhile investment. Looks like our hunch was right. More » -
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Cristina Del Basso Achieves True Babe Greatness
Cristina Del Basso got her start as a contestant on Italian Big Brother, then (naturally) segued into shooting naughty videos. Now she's the star of her very own topless 2010 calendar. Ah, the circle oflifehot babes. More » -
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Lucy Pinder And Gemma Atkinson Wish You A Very Sexy 2010
Sure, it's only July—but why should that stop you from getting a jump on next year? True, it's a little early to start scheduling dinner dates; but it's just the time to pick out next year's topless calendar. More » -
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Keeley Hazell's 2010 Calendar Confirms Our Suspicions
We've suspected for a while now that our dear Keeley Hazell might have—gasp!—given up the naked girl gig, and moved into what's known as "non-naked modeling." And the preview for her 2010 calendar seems to offer confirmation. More » -
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The 2010 Sex Bloggers Calendar: Sneak Peek!
Last year, we oohed and ahhed over the first ever sex blogger calendar. And now it's time for the second edition—and we've got a sneak peek! More » -
#celebrityskin
Behind The Scenes At The Pirelli Calendar Shoot: Beauty, Nudity, Celebrity
Long time readers of the 'bot are, no doubt, familiar with the Pirelli calendar—that bit of tire shilling goodness that manages to get famous women from all around the world to take off their tops. More » -
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Argentina Continues To Roll Out The Babes—This Time In Calendar Form
Not quite sure why you should care about a calendar of scantily clad Argentinian babes? Clearly, you just haven't been paying attention. More » -
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Great British Boobs: The Best Way To Celebrate 2009
Are you (somehow) a month into 2009 and still without a topless calendar to call your own? Allow us to present the Great British Boobs Calendar. Cause it doesn't get any better than this. (dailypoa.com) More » -
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Finally, A Chance To See Kitty Lea Topless... And In Calendar Form
Last summer, we saw our first teaser shot from Kitty Lea's 2009 calendar; now, nearly a month into 2009, we've finally seen the rest of it. It was worth the wait. More » -
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Maxim Unveils Belated Babe Calendar
On the one hand, January 2 is a little late to be promoting a sexy 2009 calendar. On the other hand, it's never too late to ogle pictures of sexy babes. More » -
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It's Not 2009 Without Rosie Jones's Boobs
How could we let topless calendar season pass without a nod to Rosie Jones? New to the scene, Rosie's only recently come to our attention—but we're sure she won't be leaving the spotlight anytime soon. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Jennifer Aniston Gets (Us) All Wet
We're not normally ones to get excited about shots where you can supposedly see a girl's boobs through her shirt (sorry, "pokies" are not the same thing as actual nipples), but we'll make an exception for this wet t-shirt shot from Jennifer Aniston's 2009 calendar. Because, um, it's Jennifer Aniston. And you can totally see her boobs! More » -
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Cyclepassion: Babes, Bikes, And Boobs
Given the, um, passion that many have for cycling, it's not really surprising that someone took it upon themselves to create a calendar devoted to bicycles (and the sexy ladies that love them, natch). The aptly named Cyclepassion calendar is now in its fourth iteration—yet somehow, in all that time, no one's thought to include a dildo bicycle in the mix. Really, do we have to think of everything? More » -
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Topless, Work Safe BBW Calendar Hits The Stands
Well, it seems Jakki Degg's not the only one who can make a super hot, yet totally useless, "calendar." There's a group of 26 luscious and large ladies who are more than happy to get their calendar on—and, what's more, since it's a "softcore" calendar, it's totally "work environment friendly." Be sure to explain that to you coworkers when they complain about your hot, topless BBWs. We're sure they'll totally understand. More » -
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Jakki Degg's Hot Topless
By this point, we're all more than aware that if you're a topless girl without a topless calendar—well, you just ain't a superstar. Unfortunately, it seems that Jakki Degg didn't learn this until the very last minute, as her "calendar" isn't particular functional—at least not in the telling you what day of the week it is, giving you spaces to write down important dates sense. But you know, maybe that's for the best—we only need so many calendars, but we can always use more hot naked pictures. More »CalendarCollection Of Pictures -
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There's Always Room For One More Topless Calendar!
With Thanksgiving just a few days away, it may seem a bit late to be thinking about a topless calendar purchase (we know we've got several boxes of topless 2009 action already cluttering up our apartment). But there's a new calendar on the block that might persuade us to make room for one more: bodacious babe Peta Todd (not to be confused with similarly boob-friendly PETA) has doffed her top in celebration of yet another new year. Let her beautiful boobs bounce you to a bounty of success (or just hang the calendar on your wall, whatever). Photos below. More » -
#exclusive
Inside Nerdcore: More Nerdy Boobs!
The nerds at Nerdcore love us so much, they've given us even more uncensored, exclusive peeks at their super sweet calendar. To the left, we have Jana Cova and Georgia Jones, after the jump, find out who gets to conquer Mars... topless! Want to show your thanks to these generous nerds? If you're in LA, the launch party is tonight at 7 at Golden Apple Comics. If you're not in LA, well—thankfully, through the power of the internet, you can still buy the calendar. More » -
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Come Fly The Bikini-Clad Skies Of Ryanair
On the off chance that you still haven't picked out your sexy 2009 calendar, the flight attendants of Ryanair would very much like you to consider theirs. It's got the girls of Ryanair decked out in bikinis and, what's more, it's for charity. It even says so on the cover (twice!). How could you possibly turn this calendar down? It's for charity! (scandalist.com, via hotbox.thumblogger.com) -
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Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, And Mandy Morbid, Oh My!
We have to admit that we've been feeling a bit of calendar fatigue—it's not even Thanksgiving, and we're already pretty much over this whole "2009" thing. Or were, at least, until we got a peek at the Mishka NYC calendar. Shot by Ellen Stagg, and featuring such illustrious Crush Objects as Justine Joli, Zoli, Mandy Morbid, and—last but certainly not least—Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel, the thirteen month calendar has given us a reason to believe again. Believe in naked calendars, that is. Need your own personal faithlift? Check after the jump for an exclusive preview of some of our very favorite months (the ones with naked girls, duh!).
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#geeklove
Nerdcore 2009 Calendar Even Better Than We Thought
We were already impressed with the Nerdcore 2009 calendar—but those Nerdcore kids have gone and upped the ante with this gorgeous pic of Justine Joli, bare naked and in the arms of a robot. Um, can we have our copy of the calendar now, please? (Oh, right, they don't ship until Saturday. Damn it.) (totallynerdcore.com) -
#youarethere
Behind These Scenes At The New York City Sex Blogger Calendar Shoot
The NYC Sex Blogger Calendar won't be available for another three days... but while you're eagerly waiting some sex blogger (and Fleshbot editrix) cheesecake action, take a peek at this behind the scenes video shot by Audacia Ray. And if you happen to be in New York City, be sure to stop by The White Rabbit this Friday for the calendar's official launch party. We hear there will be alcohol... and sex bloggers! (And you know what that means...)
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Claire Tully, Topless Pioneer
Claire Tully isn't just any old lad mag model with a 30E rack and a 2009 naked calendar. She also happens to be the very first Irish Page 3 Girl. We're sure she's served as an inspiration to many big breasted young Irish girls, who now know that there's nothing stopping them from getting their kit off in a national newspaper. Come to think of it, we also find Claire rather inspiring... though for slightly different reasons.
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Opera Stars Get Naked For, Yes, A Charity Calendar
We've prematurely declared the death of naked charity calendars before, but now we're really, really sure they've jumped the shark. How can we be so sure? Even the band nerds are getting in on the action now! Okay, by band nerds, we actually mean the Royal Opera House—but still, enough is enough! Though on the other hand... some of these band nerds are pretty fetching. Maybe just one more nude charity calendar, and then we'll all call it quits? More » -
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Nuts 2009 Desktop Calendar: One Calendar To Disrobe Them All
Sure, you could settle for a calendar with just Gemma Atkinson or just Eva Wyrwal or just Lucy Pinder... or you could get the Nuts 2009 desktop calendar, which has all three of those lovelies (and quite a few more!). Alternately, you could buy all the solo babe calendars and the Nuts desktop calendar and, we dunno, use the pages to wallpaper your house. (Though if you can afford to do that, perhaps you'd like to make a donation to the Fleshbot calendar fund? Every dollar you donate brings us a dollar closer to owning every topless calendar ever printed.) More » -
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Canadians Promote Obscure Sport Through Strategic Use Of Nudity
The parade of nude fundraiser calendars continues, with the Canadian biathletes doffing their lycra to raise money for (and awareness of) their sport. They've certainly gained some new fans here at Fleshbot. We're totally tuning in to the next biathatron... biathalion... whatever. (boldbeautifulbiathlon.com) -
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Behind The Scenes At The NYC Sex Blogger Calendar Shoot
We've been eagerly awaiting the New York City Sex Blogger Calendar since, well, since we first heard about it. A chance to see the likes of Audacia Ray, Jamye Waxman, and, yes, a certain Fleshbot editrix stripped down to their skivvies? How could we not want a copy of our very own? To our great annoyance, the calendar won't be officially released for another few weeks... but in the meantime, at least we have this behind the scenes video to tide ourselves over with. It's not quite the same—but really, what is? More » -
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Tanya Robinson: (Still) Topless In 2009
On the chance that none of the many sexy calendars of 2009 that we've previewed here have tickled your fancy, we'd like to offer up another: the Tanya Robinson topless calendar. Frankly, we have a hard time thinking of a better way to ring in 2009—or any other year, for that matter—than by staring at Tanya's bountiful boobs. Check out the preview pix (seen in Nuts) after the jump. More » -
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It's been a while since we've heard from Eva Henger—in fact, the last time we mentioned her in these pages, she'd just been busted for running a prostitution ring. But it seems that things are looking up for Eva, as these days she's involved in nothing more scandalous than a new nude calendar. Isn't it nice to have things back to normal? (areaticino.com) -
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We Heart Brooklyn Girls ... Again
The Brooklyn girls are back. Last year, 12 foxy femmes from the borough banded together for a sexy calendar (for charity, natch) and they've done it again for 2009. They've abandoned Coney Island to become "working girls"—no, not that kind—but we think you'll like the results just the same. And if you've got a problem with Brooklyn girls, maybe you can explain it to them before they bash your teeth in. More » -
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My Zombie Pinup Calendar Celebrates Beauty And Eating Brains
Halloween may be a few weeks away, but it's never too early to get into the spirit and celebrate zombies. Especially when the zombies in question are sexy pinups. And while you're getting into the spirit, why not get ready to celebrate sexy zombies year round, with the My Zombie Pinup 2009 Calendar? These girls are definitely keepers... even if they don't always keep. More » -
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The Sun would like to know if you've ever posed naked for a charity calendar. At this point, who hasn't? (thesun.co.uk)














