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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Bottoms Up P-Spot Rocker (Now In Ice!)
For the man who has everything (up his ass), you might do well to wonder if anything this curly, translucent, and rubbery has ever come out of your butt before you put something with those attributes into it. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ass Rod Anal Training Kit
When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn't know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of "2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass." More » -
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Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug Is More Plug To Love
The original Tristan butt plug was my first—and favorite—anal toy. As a young butt-curious lass, I purchased Tristan Taormino's debut plug, and was immediately smitten. More » -
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"Everybody Cums" When Faye Reagan's In The Picture
How do we love Faye Reagan? Let us count the ways. We love her pale, freckled skin and her pert, puffy nipples—and especially her long red hair. More » -
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Blooming With Bloomy
It seems mildly fitting that as the first spring buds were bursting into bloom, I was introducing my nether regions to Bloomy, a vaguely floral (and utterly delightful) dildo/butt plug from Fun Factory. More » -
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Bob: A Beautiful Backdoor Toy For Boys
Even though I have no penis, I'm still excited by the LELO Homme line. After all, it's not every day that a sex toy company designs a line of sleek, beautiful toys... for men. More » -
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On The Prowl
All cougars are not milves, and all milves are not cougars, but they do have quite a few things in common—and you should always watch out when one of them is on the prowl. More » -
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#sextoys
Sex Toys For Beginners: The Fleshbot Guide
So you've decided you'd like to masturbate—with something other than your hand, your pillow, or the washing machine, that is. How do you find the sex toy that's right for you?
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#theass
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug
Like a feel-good underdog sports team movie filled with plucky go-getters who dream big, the anus is resilient. Still, you don't want to throw the TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug in there too fast. More »






