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more about #straight more comments → squeezyface: I've been in lust with her since I first saw her on Firefly. *whoop, whoop* *geek alert* more » squeezyface: How long has she had the extra ink? I like! more » alternateash: I think it's unlikely that someone who affords a computer and a video camera or webcam would not realize when the device is upside down. The woman d... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Would love to see Hendricks & Justine Joli do a cross-over piece, an erotic thriller patterned on Face/Off. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Refrains from obvious Meredith Baxter joke. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I don't see why Porn shouldn't thrive in the Maritime Provinces. As long as there's a fire roaring in the hearth, nudity, even amidst the wintry eleme... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Hitchcock approves. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: While Madison Young makes waves post-SuicideGirls, Apnea alights under cover of nite... But proves no less successful in chasing the prize. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I just made a blues explosion in my pants. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I would prefer this series run under the header "Early Bird Special". In fact, set the next one at Ol' Country Buffet, or wherever it is the olds take... more » riffleraffle: Caroline D'Amore? The daughter of my favorite pizza shop owner? Nice. Extra sauce please. more » Ayleron: Cute... more » Beaker: Hmmm ... I don't see any barriers to entry :-) more » cand86: God, her tattoo is gorgeous. Okay, scratch that. Everything about her is. more » Conrad: Well that certainly makes up for her horrid wardrobe, and bad haircut. more » -
#video
Pop Rocks: They Get Your Rocks Off
We all know about the Altoids trick, but were you aware that Pop Rocks help you get your rocks off? Perhaps inspired by Raven Riley, a hardcore fan decided to spread the word. More » -
#burningquestions
"The Ethicist" Tackles The Great Amateur Porn Dilemma
We've all been there: you're surfing the pornotubes, looking for some sweet amateur action, only to find a clip... featuring your best friend/next door neighbor/attorney. What's an ethical porn watcher to do? More » -
#burningquestions
If Kanye West Were A Pornstar, What Kind Would He Be?
In recent interview, Kanye West discussed the possibility of producing a softcore porno—and mentioned that he's not above performing in porn himself. So we're wondering: if Kanye were a pornstar, what kind would he be? More » -
#burningquestions
Hey Baby, What's Your Sign?: Pornstar Astrology
A reader recently wrote in with an interesting observation: it seems that quite a few porn starlets are Geminis. Was it actually true? Did it mean anything? We decided to do our own investigation. More » -
#burningquestions
Porn Or Art? The Debate Rages On
Mikey and Mandy are wrestling with that age old question: what's the difference between porn and art? We may not come to an answer today—or ever—but at least they've supplied enough material to help us properly ponder the question. (mikeyandmandy.com) -
#burningquestions
How Do You Organize Your Porn?
We'd like to think that there's no such thing as too much porn. But when you've been collecting it for years, you have to question that assumption. Sure, having room upon room (or hard drive upon hard drive) full of smut seems like the ultimate in decadent living ... but when you feel like rubbing one out in a hurry, you need to be able to quickly separate your dirtpipe milkshakes from your ass smoothies and find exactly what you're looking for as quickly as possible. And sometimes excess comes at the expense of efficiency. More » -



