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She even got to meet Paulie, one of the artists from "LA Ink," and give him her stamp of approval: "he also showed me some videos of himself getting a blowjob from someone on his phone. Anyone who does that within 2 minutes of meeting me is good in my book." If that's not a standard of friendship, then we simply do not have any friends.

Except this guy, he can be our friend. He knows what's up.

More photos of Supreme Commandress Joanna at XOXO Joanna Angel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

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We know, we know—it's pretty amazing. But that's why she's our Supreme Commandress, right?

· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· "LA Pink" (lapinkxxx.com)

...and let us in on some of her geekier fantasies. Oh Phoenix, now you've got us thinking about what you could do if you had Jean Grey's powers—and believe us, we'd pay good money to see that!

· Phoenix Askani on Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· Phoenix Askani on Twitter (twitter.com)
· Phoenix Askani on MySpace (myspace.com)

Now here is the complete photo set on facebook. You do have to be (already) logged into the site to see the pics, so just in case you don't have a facebook account (tsk tsk), we've done you the favor of posting a few ourselves.

Via Joanna Angel's Twitter for Burning Angel. (burningangel.com)
Via Joanna Angel's Twitter for Burning Angel. (burningangel.com)
Via Joanna Angel's Twitter for Burning Angel. (burningangel.com)
Via Joanna Angel's Twitter for Burning Angel. (burningangel.com)

And though the nonstop onslaught of "This Ain't"s and "Not The"s has made us a bit weary, this is one XXX parody we can still get it up for, namely because a) it actually makes sense, and b) the Burning Angel crew probably would have pulled this one together even if Will Ryder had never managed to pen "Not The" anything. Oh, and there's also our longstanding fascination with Joanna Angel and Kat Von D making sweet, sweet love—and while this isn't exactly that, it's probably the closest we'll ever get (outside of our nightly fantasies, anyway).

Need more persuasion? Check out the trailer below...and the head over to the "LA Pink" website for a whole slew of preview galleries.

· "LA Pink" (loads more photos @ lapinkxxx.com)

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Did the Burning Angel crew master the minutia of "LA Ink"? You tell us: above, the much awaited trailer for "LA Pink."

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How can we be so sure? Well, our suspicions first arose when we noticed how cute she is...and then we started watching the trailer for her first video on Burning Angel, cleverly titled "Ghost Cunters." Anyone who stars in a porno about ghost hunting is ahead of the pack. We're looking forward to many more hot scenes from Phoenix (any thoughts on what set up she could find herself in next?).

· Phoenix Askani (myspace.com)
· Meet your newest crush... Phoenix Askani (josiejacobs.com)
· "Ghost Cunters" starring Phoenix (burningangel.com)

And, as compelling as Brian Street Team's account of how he became a pornstar may be, it's nowhere near as compelling as the sight of a very naked Adahlia straddling a cab. Or Jessie Lee and MistiDawn in a threesome with Mr. Pete. Or Ashphyxia and Allister and their little pink dildo...or any of the other photos that make up this 146 pages of punk rock porn goodness (okay, some of those pages are ads).

One might wonder why, in these dying days of old media, a successful new media porn venture would choose to experiment with print. We, for one, aren't really sure: though if putting together a print rag helps BurningAngel burn its brand into the brains of some of the less web-savvy, then more power to them. We imagine many a fresh faced teen will have their world rocked by the discovery of BurningAngel on sitting on the rack next to Swank.

Buy BurningAngel Magazine (burningangel.com)
Buy BurningAngel Magazine (burningangel.com)
Buy BurningAngel Magazine (burningangel.com)
Buy BurningAngel Magazine (burningangel.com)
Buy BurningAngel Magazine (burningangel.com)
Buy BurningAngel Magazine (burningangel.com)
Buy BurningAngel Magazine (burningangel.com)
Buy BurningAngel Magazine (burningangel.com)
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