The tour—which began last month in Milan—will be making its way through cities across Europe and North America from now til November; what's more, Sabrina's parties are free and open to the (pre-screened) public. Want to be a part of the action? You'll have to fill out an application online (proving that you're of legal age, aware of what bukkake is, and really, truly into the idea of a bukkake party), and—once your application is accepted—provide proof that you're disease free. But after surpassing those minor hurdles, you—yes, you—could come on Sabrina.

And isn't that what we all want out of life?

· World Bukkake Tour (worldbukkaketour.com)
· Sabrina Deep (deepsabrina.com)

We're assuming that this law only effects non-consensual semen-dousing, and not, say, consensual bukkake scenes. For as our dear friend Clayton Cubitt has said, "If we outlaw bukkake, only outlaws will bukkake."

· House passes bill too gross to talk about (oregonlive.com, via The Reverse Cowgirl)
· Thumbnail star: Cum covered Aurora Jolie (premiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)

In such a climate was born Mike John's "No Cum Dodging Allowed" series for Jules Jordan Video, and it quickly became one of the go-to titles for facial fans. In this, the ninth installment, the resolute Tatiana Kush, Velicity Von, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, and Allie Foster get covered in goo so often and with such enthusiasm that you'd think that Nickelodeon was somehow involved in its production.

• "No Cum Dodging Allowed 9" (julesjordanvideo.com)

You won't see that on TV, but you will see it online: it's all a part of "The Fold," a sci-fi sex comedy launching online on August 4. Featuring some of our favorite New York performers (including Porno Jim and Julie Atlas Muz), and enough plot twists to keep your head spinning for days, "The Fold" is a must-see for this season. Check out the clip above and be glad you don't have to subscribe to a premium programming package to enjoy all the fun.

· The Fold (thefold.tv)

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· Sticky Bukkake (megarotic.com)

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Out of 900 porn stars, the following numbers would do the things listed below:

Solo: 875

Girl/Girl: 804

Boy/Girl: 770

Boy/Boy/Girl: 571

Fetish: 569

Blowjob: 542

Softcore: 393

Interracial: 375

Boy/Girl/Girl: 358

Swallow: 318

Toys: 291

Anal: 242

Girl/Girl/Anal: 233

Bondage: 220

Handjob: 174

Double Penetration: 151

Creampie: 146

Orgy: 137

Gangbang: 125

Blowbang: 80

Squirting: 75

Smokes: 62

Foot Job: 55

ATM: 46

Bukkake: 36

Double Vaginal: 28

Boy/Boy/Girl/Anal: 12

Boy/Girl/Girl/Anal: 12

Acting: 11

Double Anal: 4

· Source: What Will Porn Actresses Do? (thedeets.com)
· Images via Ask Jolene

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· "Birthday bukkake party" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

· Cum Machine: Another Weird Japanese Invention

Previously: How To: Make Your Own Facials, Money Shot Megagallery, Hentai Cum Sculptures, Facial Forum, Cummin' At Ya, Federazione Italiana Gioco Bukkake, ArtiFacial, Fake Monica Bellucci Facial, Fake Celebrity Facials

· Really Public Bukkake (youporn.com)

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· Vacuum fetish (YouTube, via gamersweb.it)

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· Bukkake Mess (eskimotube.com)

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Previously: Japanese Fetish Video Of The Week: "Crash By Venus 3"

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· A Truly Horrible Concoction of FPS and Erotic Game (Kotaku)

It may be a man's world, but it don't mean nothing without a Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Golden

It's remarkably difficult to piss on someone.

Ms. P wanted to try it. She was turned on by the thought of kneeling fully clothed in front of me, unbuttoning the front her her dress while I let go a steady stream over her tits and face.

This is what you get for talking dirty carelessly on the phone, fantasies that have to get put into practice next time you get together.

On the way over to her place I had a large coffee and thought about how hot the sex would be once she'd gotten thoroughly drenched. I was going to make her wait for anything more than a kiss until afterwards. My bladder was pretty empty when I arrived at her flat, so I had to think of something to do in the meantime.

P came to the door wearing jeans and a t-shirt. I looked her up and down.

"What's this shit?" I asked, unimpressed...

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Terms of Surrender

It has come to my attention that things have changed between us. The persona you have played exclusively in the bedroom for many months has spilled out onto the floors of the rest of your life. I can view this in the ways you are dressing yourself. It is clear in the images of women that draw your attention. Your posture even assumes a difference when i come into the room. Patterns of breathing i'd seen only in your throes of passion now appear as we walk together.

Because of this, i offer you the following terms...

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Stop

Within this room, the normal routine and rhythm of sleep and wakefullness have been discarded. For the whole of the previous day, and the afternoon of the day before that, we have fucked when awake, then slept, then awoken again to fuck (or whatever), without regard to the clock. That's why at this hour, with the rest of the hotel silent, and the sounds of night coming through the slightly open window, I am rolling her over and sliding down between her sleepily spreading thighs.

By now, I have experienced her peak of pleasure maybe a couple of dozen times.

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Friday Night
My hand is still sore.

At 10, I invited Ms. Holloway to chat. At 10:30, we started chatting. At 11, I told her that I was watching Planet Earth. And told her that she was to come over and watch it with me.
There were logistical issues - a cab ride for her - ice cubes to buy for me - and she was over by midnight. So much for going to sleep early.
A comfortable conversation filled with missing pieces and anecdotes about growing up and learning what each of us needed. A nice walk down memory lane for me, and some interesting data points for both of us.
And then a silence filled the room. A purposeful silence, it seemed. "I was wondering when you were going to tell me to do something or hurt me."

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Slum Goddess

My hands were on the arms of the chair. She sat upright and placed them on her breasts. It was my first such feel, and a braless one at that. She pushed back down and we resumed kissing, now with my hands squished against her softness. What seemed like a happy eternity later, she pulled up again and pulled her blouse off. This was my first in-person view of a woman's naked breasts, and I sat there dumbfounded. She smiled at the effect she had on me, then stood, unbuckled my belt and undid the buttons on my jeans. I lifted my butt and she pulled off my jeans and briefs. She motioned me to remove my t-shirt.
My poor dick ached from having strained against the clothing, but was now free and in open air for the first time with a woman.

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Anyone Want the Icing?

When I stepped into the room, I took a moment a drink in the dichotomous situation. To the right of this very large room was a well stocked wet-bar complete with built in refrigerator and wine-chiller (yes, both), along with heavy crystal glasses hanging upside down from the cabinetry. Inside the cabinets was more crystal, some china, and personal decorations. Then that wall continued with thick, grand floor-to-ceiling bookshelves. In the middle of the room, ornate cream-colored couches with dark wood trim and wide matching arm chairs were gathered in a U-shape, with an Oriental rug filling the space between. Tiffany-style standing lamps added ambiance to the overhead in-ceiling lighting. Beyond the open-end of the U was a wall of windows, hidden behind the thick red drapes that shielded the room from sun...or shielded prying eyes from the room. Just in front of the windows sat a large-screen TV. This was a room where a professional entertained.

Tonight, this was a room that served as center stage for a bukkake party.

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See also: Sugasm #92: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via cougargalleries.com (TGP/preview gallery via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

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· Black Pornstar Sierra Loves Herself (Shufuni)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We've always used our ignorance of the Japanese language as an excuse for being less knowledgeable about the breadth and depths of the Japanese online porn scene than we ought to be—but thanks to our esteem'd colleague Evil Sensei at SenseiSays, who provided a wealth of helpful information on having your own frenzied Asian masturbation fest a few weeks ago, we're fast on our way to becoming the experts in the topic we've always been destined to be. But why should we do all the work for you—or rather, why should be have all the fun finding this stuff ourselves? After the jump, Evil Sensei offers a comprehensive copy-and-paste guide to Japanese Porn Terms 101 and using search engines to find exactly the kind of material you're looking for—so from now on if you're bereft of all the hot XXX bukkake, nakadashi, or tekoki action you can handle, you'll have only yourself to blame.

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Evil Sensei's Guide to Japanese Porn
Part One: A Japanese Porn Term Primer
by Evil Sensei

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If you don't speak (or read) Japanese, then finding quality Japanese fap material can often be a chore. Sites like as javtalk.com and asianscreens.com will go a long way to giving you a taste of what's out there, but would-be connoisseurs will probably be left wondering—what else is there?

It's at this point you can do yourself a real favour by learning a little bit of the language, or at least learning to recognise some regularly occurring characters.

For the most part, you don't need to be able to read Japanese to understand what's going on with JAV DVD covers, but cut/pasting the terms below into your favourite search engine can turn up all sorts of things you might not otherwise have found.

Basically there are three character sets in Japanese: hiragana (the curved script), katakana (the more blocky script—generally used for 'foreign' words but also for unusual uses of Japanese) and kanji (based on the Chinese character set). AV often uses hiragana and katakana interchangeably just to add to the fun. Here are a few useful terms in both hiragana and katakana (and in some cases, kanji) that you can familiarize yourself with.

? ? ? ? - bukkake

? ? ?? - gokkun (swallowing)

- zamen (semen)

? - nakadashi (creampies)

- rezu (lesbian)
- superezu (sperm lesbians - you know, chicks who french-kiss and orally swap other people's bodily fluids)
? - peniban (short for penis band or strap-on)

? ? ? ? - manko (pussy)

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? chinko/chinpo (dick)
(Printed Japanese tends to shy away from printing terms for genitalia, especially 'manko', which is never uttered in polite company. You'll often find it printed with 'maru' (a circle) instead of the last character.

(As a somewhat irrelevant aside, there's an ascii art flash animation that's been around for a while now about squeezing one's chinko. Have a Japanese friend explain it to you.)

cosplay
? joseikousei; ? ? joshikousei = variations on 'schoolgirl'
- naasu (nurse)
OL - Office Lady
RQ - Race Queen
(There are many other variations on cosplay including anime characters, campaign girls, model look-alikes and so on)

- tamakeri (ball-kicking) ? ? ?

?? tekoki (handjobs) ?? ashikoki (footjobs)

- rori (loli = Lolita)
(roricon - Lolita complex)

? ? - shibari (bondage)

- reipu (rape)
? ? ? ? - chikan (molester - usually refers to guys who feel up girls on crowded trains)

? ? - omorashi (incontinence - usually public) ? ? ?

This list is by no means comprehensive, but for those of you who want to go beyond "find something that has eyes with a precanthal fold, proceed to wank", it should go a long way to getting you started. Put these into your search engine of choice. You can also try combinations. For example, see how you go with ' '. You can also try the Japanese variants of your search engine (a .co.jp extension should do the trick—e.g. Google.co.jp.)

The actual finding of quality Japanese spankworthiness is left as an exercise for the reader. Make sure you post whatever material you find in the comments below so we know how you're doing.

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Previously: How To: Have A Frenzied Asian Masturbation Fest (Starring Maria Ozawa!), The Japanese Model Project, Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos: The Return!, Giant Japanese Boob Dolls, "Pink Box: Inside Japan's Sex Clubs", Top 25 Potential Japanese Girlfriends, Ultimate (?) Asian Hotties List, J-Addicted: Japanese Pinups, Asianmodelpalooza 2006, "That Lesbian JPop Clip": Gam, "Melodies", Meet Sai-Tai Tiger, More Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Japanese Armpit Fetish Videos, JanBoPai: Japan Body Painting Museum, Sexy Japanese Idols, Asia Diva

Part personal masturbation journal, part celebrity facial fetish resource, this curious blog ends up being ... well, we're not entirely sure exactly what it's supposed to be, especially since we don't know whether most of our avowedly heterosexualist male readers out there will enjoy seeing dozens of photos of semen-splattered photos of (usually) fully dressed female celebrities which also include a penis that isn't their own. Still, just about everyone will at least find something of interest in the oddly disjunctive biographical text that accompanies each money shot: did you know that in addition to providing someone somewhere with a source of wank fodder that Julia Louis-Dreyfus was the first female Saturday Night Live cast member to return to the show as host later on? News to us!

· Got Cum? (gotcum.blogspot.com - thanks Dan)
· Related: Toast Fetish (privatepornpictures.com)

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