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#bukkake
Come On Sabrina: The World Bukkake Tour
Sabrina Deep, the London-based porn performer who reclaimed 9/11 with a 77 man gangbang, is on her second World Bukkake Tour—pretty soon, she'll soon be coming to (and come on in) a city near you. More » -
#wtf
But What About The Facials?
In a move that, well, we're mildly confused by, the Oregon House has passed a bill making it illegal to douse someone with semen, categorizing the act as a second degree sex abuse crime. More » -
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#hardcore
What Will Porn Stars Do (And Not Do)?
Those wacky porn stars... is there anything they won't do? Well yes, actually. Though some adult performers are up for anything, others shy away from things like double anal or even interracial scenes (to say nothing of the more hardcore dirtpipe milkshake). But of the many things that make up the standard porn arsenal, which acts are commonplace and which are, uh, harder to come by? Based on the listings on one adult talent agency's website, an enterprising blogger has done a bit of research ... and the answers may surprise you. Out of just over 900 porn stars, how many would participate in a solo shoot? Boy/girl? Double vaginal? Actual acting? Answers (with some helpful photo illustrations) after the jump. More »



