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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lana Croft

pweasels — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:30:01 EST

Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar.

I think the result of such an effort would be very much like Adam & Eve's "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant," except with a plot. Lana Croft, who turns 24 today, would do almost the same thing she does now, except she would be animated.

Think of the opportunities for Lana Croft to couple with gods, demigods, exotic beast-men, skeletons with huge bones, sexy lady spies and just regular thugs. I'd totally play that game.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Lana Croft at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· No Man's Land: White Man's Burden (gramponante.com)
· Buy Lana Croft's movies (gamelink.com)

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Britney Stevens

pweasels — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:00:00 EST

I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today.

I can recognize them both – they're really cute and you should definitely check them out – but I can't remember which one's Whitney and which one's Britney. It's like trying to remember who's Statler and who's Waldorf.

Britney, it turns out, is the older one, the one with more tattoos, the one with real breasts, the one with the adorable lateral lisp, the one who turns 24 today. There must be some kind of mnemonic I could devise to help me remember this.

It would be so embarrassing if I ended up shouting the wrong name.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· Britney Stevens at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Britney Stevens's movies (gamelink.com)

Flesh For FANtasy

auryn — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:45:00 EST

Photo via freshnudes.net (freshnudes.net)

Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Marquetta Jewel

pweasels — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

In 2005, Birthday Girl Marquetta Jewel’s native Cleveland, Ohio was ranked as America’s most livable city (it was a tie with Pittsburgh). Since then, when Marquetta left, the population and livability have both been declining.

Coincidence? Probably. But isn’t it nice to imagine that Marquetta, who turns 23 today, is so awesome that her departure sparked the decline of an entire city?

Marquetta should come live in our town, and we will start tracking the quality of living here. It’s pure science.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Marquetta Jewel at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Marquetta Jewel’s movies (gamelink.com)

There Should Be More Lesbian Fisting Videos That Are As Cute As This

auryn — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST

Since when was fisting cute, you ask. Since someone had the genius idea to have the cutest, tiniest, grinning pigtailed blond girl be on the giving end of the treatment.

Seriously, she's so fucking adorable and gets all pink and happy when she makes her friend come twice. For real.
As in, not only is she just the sweetest thing, she really knows her way around a pussy. By the end of the clip the brunette is so in love with her, they make the cameramen leave the room so they can make out some more.

Someone please find out who the little blond girl is, because we're totally enamored with her.

· Two tight teen lesbians wildly fingering and fisting (pornhub.com)

Jesus Loves Hot Girls In Thigh-High Stockings

auryn — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:45:00 EST

Photo by John Peri (photo.net)

Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Yvette Balcano

pweasels — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

We don’t know too much about today’s birthday girl, Yvette Balcano, but she does bring back memories of being at the mall in 1984—or at least these pictures of her do.

It is an unfortunate side effect of teen years spent in the eighties that you could pretty much put Chewbacca in a mesh top and torn stockings and fix his hair like that, and we’d be ready to be his Lucky Star.

Fortunately Yvette looks pretty good dressed up as a fake punk. Happy 22nd birthday, Yvette. We are not at all ashamed to be thinking of you in this way, even if you could be our daughter.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Yvette Balcano at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Yvette Balcano’s movies (gamelink.com)

Jamie Westenhiser Is Really Real!

auryn — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 10:30:00 EST

Remember when you felt weird about wanting to play with your sister's Barbies? Fear not, because in the infinite wisdom of childhood, you were actually gearing up to play with girls like Jamie Westenhiser.

She might look a lot like your sister's dolls, with that tiny waist, gorgeous tits and smooth snatch, but she's definitely got nipples and appears to be a lot easier to pose. I bet you can also get her clothes on and off easier, too, and her skin is a whole heck of a lot softer.

. . .

· Jamie Westenhiser (novojoy.com)

In Search Of Linda O'Neil

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:29:01 EDT

It's time once again for the segment where we develop an insta-crush on an previously unknown or overlooked babe, spend half a day scouring the internet for everything we can find that's related to her and ends with us frustrated and alone (kind of like most other days.) Today's quarry is Linda O'Neil, whose personal website dubs her the "World's Sexiest Brunette, a rather bold claim for an HTML page that appears to be defunct. Yes, it seems we're rather late to this party as Linda has actually been modeling and acting for over a decade—appearing in Playboy, on hot rod calendars, and in several national TV commercials—but seems to have stopped rather abruptly within the last year. Is she retired? On sabbatical? Deep undercover in the sinister world of the bikini mafia? Maybe we can lure back to fold by politely asking for new photos, but if she is truly out of the game, we're lucky that the internet preserves anything and everything in its original pristine state. As long as old web servers keep their pages alive, she'll never truly be gone.

· Official Website of Sexy Pinup Model Linda O'Neil (lindaoneil.com)
· Linda O'Neil (Wikipedia)
· Linda @ Trashy Lingerie (trashy.com)
· Nude galleries @ mishaonline.com + dailypoa.com (more @ AskJolene.com + kellyfind.com)

Previously: In Search Of Sara Tommasi, In Search Of Sara Santos

Best of Babelogs: Bastille Day Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:52:31 EDT

Because certain things are always worth celebrating (even if they're, you know, not French) ...
· Afrodite and Alex (lesbianstudio.com)
· Alana (babedrop.com)
· Amanda Wright (dailyniner.com)
· Amiable (novoporn.com)
· Anya (labatidora.net)

· Eileen (teenport.com)
· Eugenie (kindgirls.com)
· Evelyn Lory (babeskickass.com)
· Jelena Jensen (exgirlfriendmarket.com)
· Lucia (totalsupercuties.com)

· Monika (sexy-solo.com)
· Nevaeh (topclassnudes.com)
· Nicolle (sexykittenporn.com)
· Oily Babe (yourlust.com)
· Peach (nude.hu)

· Risi (peachesfantasy.com)
· Rowena (babe-a-licious.com)
· Scarlett (bigdshotbabes.com)
· Sigrid (babeslog.net)
· Wildy (nextpink.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:50:22 EDT

Because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree ...

· Abbey Diaz (kontraband.com)
· Adriana Malkova (coolios.net)
· Alektra Blue (glam0ur.com)
· Allison (100bucksbabes.com)
· Amanda Duncan (dailyniner.com)

· Asis (doctorteen.com)
· Blue Postwoman (peachesfantasy.com)
· Carina (newsfilter.org)

· Cherri (real-nude-amateurs.com)
· Dawson Miller (nextdoormania.com)
· Evi (wildwildbabe.com)
· Jordan Monroe (lettherebeporn.com)

· Lara (nicetittybabes.com)
· Lilly (dailyhotties.net)
· Sandra Shine (kindgirls.com)
· Ulya (labatidora.net)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Fleshbot — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 23:05:11 EDT

Because you deserve a treat just for showing up today ...

· Alley (foxhq.com)
· Big Boobs In The Pool (bigboobsalert.com)
· Brittany Binger (pmates.com)
· Dawson Miller (hottystop.com)
· Eve & Cherry
· Gianna (asredas.com)
· Hope (freeporn.hu)
· Ice Cream Babes (totallynsfw.com)

· Ivette (nudespuri.com)
· Laurena Lacey (dailyniner.com)
· Mia, Nella & Vicki (artinude.com)
· Michelle Marsh (go-girls-go.com)
· Natalia Cruze (kindgirls.com)

· Peaches (z0d.com)
· Regina, Hanna & Geena (labatidora.net)
· Sammy Rhodes (baberoad.com)
· Shannon James (fucd.com)
· Ulya (exgirlfriendmarket.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 23:45:21 EDT

Because you need something to keep you going for the next four days ...

· Andrea (kindgirls.com)
· Anetta Keys (coolios.net)
· Ania Michalik (lettherebeporn.com)
· Ariel (100bucksbabes.com)
· Busty Girl (nude.hu)
· Eva (sensualarousalblog.com)
· Georgia Jones (asredas.com)
· Jaqui (labatidora.net)

· Jenna Presley (glam0ur.com)
· Jennifer Kali (thousandbabes.com)
· Kimberly Williams (dailyniner.com)
· Radka (babesmachine.com)

· Sandy (go-girls-go.com)
· Tamara (pmates.com)
· Taryn Terrell (dachix.com)
· Vanessa A & Scarlett A (funberry.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Best Of Babelogs: Father's Day Weekend Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 23:08:30 EDT

Because you're never too old to make your Daddy proud ...

Anita (bigboobsparadise.com)
Ann Angel (hottystop.com)
Brunette In Pink Stockings (stockings-blog.com)
Busty Alli (doctorteen.com)
Carolyne (bigboobsalert.com)

Cristal Houston (novojoy.com)
Dorothy Black (fresonmagic.com)
Felicity Fey (bustyandsexy.net)
Jana Mrhacova (babesmachine.com)
Jennifer Hurt (lettherebeporn.com)

Julia S (100bucksbabes.com)
Kimberly Williams (badgirlsblog.com)
Kinga Spring (amazingbimbos.com)
Leej (peachesfantasy.com)
Marketa And Monika (freeporn.hu)

Nikki Case (dvsbabes.com)
The NR One Babe
The Room Mate (gyrls.com)
Sexy Redhead (funberry.com)
Susann (babeslog.net)

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