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more about #straight more comments → Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lana Croft
Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Britney Stevens
I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Marquetta Jewel
In 2005, Birthday Girl Marquetta Jewel’s native Cleveland, Ohio was ranked as America’s most livable city (it was a tie with Pittsburgh). Since then, when Marquetta left, the population and livability have both been declining. More » -
#fleshflicks
There Should Be More Lesbian Fisting Videos That Are As Cute As This
Since when was fisting cute, you ask. Since someone had the genius idea to have the cutest, tiniest, grinning pigtailed blond girl be on the giving end of the treatment. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Yvette Balcano
We don’t know too much about today’s birthday girl, Yvette Balcano, but she does bring back memories of being at the mall in 1984—or at least these pictures of her do. More » -
#pornstars
Jamie Westenhiser Is Really Real!
Remember when you felt weird about wanting to play with your sister's Barbies? Fear not, because in the infinite wisdom of childhood, you were actually gearing up to play with girls like Jamie Westenhiser. More » -
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#babewatch
In Search Of Linda O'Neil
It's time once again for the segment where we develop an insta-crush on an previously unknown or overlooked babe, spend half a day scouring the internet for everything we can find that's related to her and ends with us frustrated and alone (kind of like most other days.) Today's quarry is Linda O'Neil, whose personal website dubs her the "World's Sexiest Brunette, a rather bold claim for an HTML page that appears to be defunct. Yes, it seems we're rather late to this party as Linda has actually been modeling and acting for over a decade—appearing in Playboy, on hot rod calendars, and in several national TV commercials—but seems to have stopped rather abruptly within the last year. Is she retired? On sabbatical? Deep undercover in the sinister world of the bikini mafia? Maybe we can lure back to fold by politely asking for new photos, but if she is truly out of the game, we're lucky that the internet preserves anything and everything in its original pristine state. As long as old web servers keep their pages alive, she'll never truly be gone. More » -
#babelogs
Best of Babelogs: Bastille Day Edition
Because certain things are always worth celebrating (even if they're, you know, not French) ... More » -
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Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition
Because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree ... More »








