• more about #straight
    Mr.Gawn: ya know.. ive never thought of that XXXmas pun... i do think its funny to say "Planet XXX" but the Ho thing, since Ludacris, WAY over done more »
    cand86: What a pretty dress. Pretty girl in general, actually. more »
    Dethzilla: I like how you guys say that like she's not already in the sexy club. Holy shiznit. more »
    countz3r0: damn on the Starz site they describe Lawless' character as "sexually voracious". methinks that = lots of xena nudity. FTW. more »
    Brian47: She is always such a cutie, I am glad I got to meet and chat with her this year at Erotica LA! more »
    offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more »
    Sven.T.Sexgore: Yep either the gusset of the pantyhose or panties. Either that or she has verrry interesting labia. more »
    Badmofo: Downloadlinks for the videos would be nice. And not just because they are not playing properly. more »
    bmonkey: Portrait of japanese go-go dancer, after work... more »
    bmonkey: I imagine Santa might be reluctant to leave Aria underneath anyone's tree, but his own. more »
    FrancesTheMute: I agree, those look like panties to me more »
    whosthatpussy: Is it too late to add this to my Christmas list? lol more »
    whosthatpussy: That's the kind of scary movie I might actually enjoy watching! more »
    MalzyWheels: Love stockings like that... more »
    MalzyWheels: I say panties: what I see doesn't seem to be following any curvatures, and I think lady parts would. more »
    Rodrigo Lupatini: This is a hot girl of a TV program here in Brazil. Brazilian woman is very hot. Look at that beautiful ass she has. And his friends too. [www.yo... more »
    inverts: And here I thought the Marilyn Monroe Redux was her "topless swan song" according to her publicist. I'm not exactly complaining, but I still prefer th... more »
    FrankN.Stein: my favorite things as well - and that is a very good film about both of them indeed. more »
    heterophobic: Second only to Kelly Brook in the hot busty actress category. Never knew this existed. Thanks! more »
    heterophobic: Why does the guy have to be old and ugly? /sigh more »
  • #fleshflicks

    Brooke Scott Will Help You Get A Blowjob!

    It's okay, you can admit it: you don't know how to properly receive a blowjob. Don't worry, we're not going to judge you—and neither is Brooke Scott. She's here to help you out. More »
  • #zaftig

    Today in Cake: Taking a Bite out of "Muffin Tops"

    As you well know, the term "Muffin Top" first appeared in Samuel Pepys' description of London's Great Fire in 1666 ("Pudding Lane...is what she eats...no kidding") but it has taken until now to bring the Muffin Top to porn, probably since the Transsexual MILF craze has run its course. More »
  • #bbw

    Coming To Turgid Terms With "Barely Legal Baby Fat"

    If this movie were named "Zaftig Elegance," I wouldn't feel so downright creepy about watching it. Instead this movie appeals to my prurient interest: I think of all the babysitters who line up at the hot dog stand by the minor league baseball field in Fleshbot West's Home Town. I think of the younger sisters (or worse, daughters) of the angular women who taught us SQL Server, and feel Ashamed. That the movie opens with sound effects of a crying infant and soothing lullaby bells also makes me wonder who the target audience is. More »
  • #hardcore

    Carefree Highway: Learning About Love In A "Fuck Truck"

    We wondered why it took "Fuck Truck" so long to arrive, what with all the "Bang" Boats and Buses out there and the "Autobang Sluts" and the Mile-High Club and "Dirty Aeroflot Honeys" (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn't say "Mopedophiles"). Then we realized that "Fuck Truck" was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called "truck continuity." More »