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    bmonkey: Uh, wow. Conrad, this is all kinds of awesome; thank you. #bigboobs more »
    bmonkey: What this model doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced her regular soap with Dove; let's see if she thinks her skin is as soft to the touch as w... more »
    inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more »
    FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more »
    offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more »
    thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more »
    SaumyaJellyfish: I could swear the music in the background was from Space Channel 5. Aside from that. Touched... by the hand of God... New Order has a hand in bras now! more »
    dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more »
    Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more »
    Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more »
    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
  • #fleshflicks

    Brooke Scott Will Help You Get A Blowjob!

    It's okay, you can admit it: you don't know how to properly receive a blowjob. Don't worry, we're not going to judge you—and neither is Brooke Scott. She's here to help you out. More »
  • #zaftig

    Today in Cake: Taking a Bite out of "Muffin Tops"

    As you well know, the term "Muffin Top" first appeared in Samuel Pepys' description of London's Great Fire in 1666 ("Pudding Lane...is what she eats...no kidding") but it has taken until now to bring the Muffin Top to porn, probably since the Transsexual MILF craze has run its course. More »
  • #bbw

    Coming To Turgid Terms With "Barely Legal Baby Fat"

    If this movie were named "Zaftig Elegance," I wouldn't feel so downright creepy about watching it. Instead this movie appeals to my prurient interest: I think of all the babysitters who line up at the hot dog stand by the minor league baseball field in Fleshbot West's Home Town. I think of the younger sisters (or worse, daughters) of the angular women who taught us SQL Server, and feel Ashamed. That the movie opens with sound effects of a crying infant and soothing lullaby bells also makes me wonder who the target audience is. More »
  • #hardcore

    Carefree Highway: Learning About Love In A "Fuck Truck"

    We wondered why it took "Fuck Truck" so long to arrive, what with all the "Bang" Boats and Buses out there and the "Autobang Sluts" and the Mile-High Club and "Dirty Aeroflot Honeys" (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn't say "Mopedophiles"). Then we realized that "Fuck Truck" was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called "truck continuity." More »