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#fleshflicks
Brooke Scott Will Help You Get A Blowjob!
It's okay, you can admit it: you don't know how to properly receive a blowjob. Don't worry, we're not going to judge you—and neither is Brooke Scott. She's here to help you out. More » -
#zaftig
Today in Cake: Taking a Bite out of "Muffin Tops"
As you well know, the term "Muffin Top" first appeared in Samuel Pepys' description of London's Great Fire in 1666 ("Pudding Lane...is what she eats...no kidding") but it has taken until now to bring the Muffin Top to porn, probably since the Transsexual MILF craze has run its course. More » -
#bbw
Coming To Turgid Terms With "Barely Legal Baby Fat"
If this movie were named "Zaftig Elegance," I wouldn't feel so downright creepy about watching it. Instead this movie appeals to my prurient interest: I think of all the babysitters who line up at the hot dog stand by the minor league baseball field in Fleshbot West's Home Town. I think of the younger sisters (or worse, daughters) of the angular women who taught us SQL Server, and feel Ashamed. That the movie opens with sound effects of a crying infant and soothing lullaby bells also makes me wonder who the target audience is. More » -
#hardcore
Carefree Highway: Learning About Love In A "Fuck Truck"
We wondered why it took "Fuck Truck" so long to arrive, what with all the "Bang" Boats and Buses out there and the "Autobang Sluts" and the Mile-High Club and "Dirty Aeroflot Honeys" (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn't say "Mopedophiles"). Then we realized that "Fuck Truck" was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called "truck continuity." More »
