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    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more »
  • #dvd

    Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"

    Quick word of advice: jizz will not wash out of polyester. Trust us. More »
  • #upcoming

    "70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First Look

    While we were busy obsessing over "30 Rock - A XXX Parody" and "The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody," New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: "70s Show: A XXX Parody." More »
  • #hardcore

    Sin City's "Menage A Twat : Part Deux" Puts American Spin On French Coined Term

    Back before porn parodies obliterated our understanding of the term "three's company too," a special love existed, in triangular form, so powerful it could only be properly expressed in the perversely silky language of the French. More »
  • #hardcore

    No Plot, Just Big Big Boobs In "Big Natural Tits 3"

    Tig oles, monster mammary jiggle jugs, economy sized sweater stretching funbags, mouth watering massive melons. Call them what you will. Sin City's got a fresh fix of them in their latest release, "Big Natural Tits 3," which comes out next week. More »
  • #holidays

    Living The High Life: Happy 420 From Some Ganja Lovin' Girls

    We would be slightly remiss if we let April 20th pass without at least one post on, you know, that "420" thing. More »
  • #hardcore

    Wicked No Longer Concerned With “Making Amends” For Recycled Plotlines

    Ruthless businessman slash cheating husband Randy Spears has it all...including a hot wife who loves him even though he's the worst husband ever. Then he isn't. Then it's too late. Or it's not. Oh noes! More »
  • #recoveredmaidenhood

    To Sunset Thomas On Her 37th Birthday: Here's Your Virginity Back

    The problem is an existential one: If a man does not come on his partner's face and/or tits and/or hair and/or belly and/or ass, has Porn happened? Let's check in with birthday girl Sunset Thomas. More »
  • #pornofthemoment

    "Strippers Gone Wild" Shows Just How Wild Strippers Can Go

    We've always operated under the assumption that the whole point of the "Girls Gone Wild" franchise was to see girls—ones who are presumably nice, mild-mannered young things in their daily lives—be persuaded to go wild, that half the thrill was in watching the transformation from sweet and demure to wild and willing. That said, we found ourselves somewhat confused by the premise of "Strippers Gone Wild." As women who take their clothes off for money, strippers are, presumably, already "wild" women—do they really have further territory to explore in the world of going wild? Apparently so: the compilation DVD boasts over four hours of action, with nineteen girls at their wildest. We've grabbed a sample clip: after the jump, see what happens when strippers stop being fake and start being real...ly wild. More »
  • #television

    "Californication" Is Boring, Except When There Are Boobs

    "Californication," the show that probably didn't make David Duchovny a sex addict, has a lot of sex in it. After all, it is about a sex addict — and isn't that all those people think about anyway? Nevertheless: even though it's full of sex, the show somehow manages to be boring, at least during the parts that don't feature a topless Brooke Banner. So what's a viewer to do? If using TiVo to fast forward to the naked good parts is too much work, point your browser to "Californication Girls," a site that's slowly accumulating all the worthwhile clips in the show. Because why should you sit through a thirty minute show for four minutes of boobs? (Though come to think of it, we've done more for less.) · Californication Girls (californicationgirls.com) · Sex arouses little interest in Showtime's 'Californication' (nydailynews.com)
  • #fleshbotrequests

    Let The Games Go On Forever: More Sporty Sexy Girls

    With the Olympics in full gear, our thoughts are (still) on the sexiness of all things sports-related this week. And after our various salutes to sexy Olympians, it's time to turn our attention to some sexy athletes who won't be competing in Beijing ... or anywhere else for that matter, except for maybe the AVN Awards. We're sure that FalconryOfTheEroticVariety isn't the only one with a thing for sporty gals and female jocks—but make sure you thank him since it was his request that made this roundup happen. Whether or not it will also lead to things like topless soccer, naked golfing, and hot girl-on-girl bowling action being officially sanctioned events in London 2012 remains to be seen.
  • #theafterlife

    Photoplay: Kaylani Lei In "Rise"

    Contrary to the elegant boxcover copy, not "everyone gets a second chance at love." But at least you know what kind of movie this will be. Kaylani Lei and Randy Spears prove that in the afterlife, even the dead do it in this movie with a self-fulfilling prophecy for a title. More »
  • #dvdreview

    Higher Education: "Ashlynn Goes to College 2"

    Rarely does porn dare to examine college life; usually it goes straight from high school to MILFhood. "Ashlynn Goes to College 2" is different. It deals tenderly with issues of class, privilege, and giving lapdances to gang members. More »
  • #dvdreview

    Love Is A Battlefield: Wicked's "Coming Home"

    If treated thoughtfully, even the weightiest and unsexiest subjects can be plots for porn movies. Why? Because people are thinking about having sex all the time. The trouble is that most porn movies can't handle weighty, and just end up looking dumb. We're sorry to begin our review of the excellent "Coming Home" with "We're surprised it didn't suck", but jeez; we've been burned so many times before. More »