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God's Hand, Coming To A Boob Near You

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

If you thought the Victoria's Secret Miraculous Push-up Bra was the hot new titty tamer on the market, then you should check this out. It's God's Hand on your breasts.

When it comes down to it, you have a choice: you can either have a push-up bra that claws at your boobs and digs into your shoulders, or you can divinely augment the mirth of your bust with the pillowy rapture of our Lord. It's completely your choice.

· Props to Conrad for pointing this out to us, and also to Violet Blue: the "hand of god" bra (tinynibbles.com)

Victoria's Secret's Miraculous Bra Makes Boob Jobs Obsolete

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Back in the day, a push up bra could give you an extra cup size—if that. Those days are long gone, though. Victoria's Secret's new Miraculous bra adds an extra two cup sizes...who needs a boob job?

(Well, presumably people who want to retain the enhancement after the bra's off...but whatever, right?)

· If You're A DD Cup, Victoria's Secret Will Make You A G Cup (adrants.com)

The Vassarettes: Our Favorite Lingerie Clad Girl Band

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

We're not going to lie to you: as a band, the Vassarettes are pretty bad—especially since they exist solely to shill Vassarette bras. On the other hand, they're hot girls. In their bras.

So, much as the culture snob within us would like to deride this video as a cheap attempt to hype a product... well, we're finding that we just can't turn away from it. (And hey, it could be worse: at least they're not called The Wonder Bras.)

· The Vassarettes (thevassarettes.com, via copyranter.blogspot.com)

In Praise Of The Tease: Top Ten Sex In Lingerie Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:00:47 EDT

Much as we love nudity (and we do, quite a lot), we still appreciate a well done tease. Whether it's a burlesque beauty not quite stripping down, an illicit glimpse up the skirt or down the shirt, or even getting off while some clothes are still on—sometimes, it's what we can't have that's the hottest thing of all. In that spirit, we'd like to celebrate the grand tradition of girls keeping their bras on during sex. Sure, we'd love to see their lovely assets... but it's really hot knowing that we can't. (And those bras make the boobs look so hot, to boot!)

Blond malibu slut doing threesome (redtube.com)

Busty bitch pleasing cock (redtube.com)

Sexy Brazilian pounded hard (pornhub.com)

Bitches fucking with strap-on (redtube.com)

Blonde fucked in living room (redtube.com)

Big dick for Pinky (pornhub.com)

She likes it up the ass (redtube.com)

Hot outdoor sex (redtube.com)

Eastern European slut gets it all (redtube.com)

Babe fucked in the office (redtube.com)

We don't know much about fashion here at...

Jonnobot — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:50:47 EDT

We don't know much about fashion here at Fleshbot, and are thus unable to tell you whether the photos in this blog post constitute an actual trend or not. But we do know that open cup bras are the kind of lingerie we can definitely get behind. Or in front of, actually, since the view is so much better. (trenddelacreme.com - thanks F.; thumbnail via kikidm.com)

Scandal!: Underwear Model Once Modeled Without Underwear

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:10:32 EDT

You may recognize Katie Green's cleavage from that new Wonderbra ad—or maybe from a totally shocking and scandalous threeway lesbian porno shoot she did in her "shameful past." We know it must be very hard for British tabloids to accept the fact that a woman who gets paid to model see-through underwear might at one point in her life have modeled just her body—but sadly, it does happen sometimes. The News Of The World is so torn up over this they even forget to "CENSOR" one of the three topless photos in question! Hopefully, the fine and upstanding folks at Wonderbra will see fit to punish Katie Green the way they punished their last shameless nude porno model ... by giving her her own line of lingerie. If you can stomach it, the offending pictures are below.

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· "New wonderbra babe Katie Green's lesbian porn shame" (newsoftheworld.co.uk)

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Previously: Wonderbra Crowdsources Breasts To Sell ... Uh, Something

Behold the "bullet-proof" police bra! OK,...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:00:58 EDT

Behold the "bullet-proof" police bra! OK, so it's not really bulletproof—just specially designed to be worn with bulletproof vests. Still, we can't wait for our next strip search. (Those do work both ways, right?) (bbc.co.uk)

Wonderbra's advertising is, as always, subtle...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:01:12 EDT

Wonderbra's advertising is, as always, subtle and tasteful. Although, maybe they stole this one from Enzyte. (photoshelter.com, via adrants.com)

From A To DD At The Bra Blog

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:20:34 EDT

We don't always pay too much attention to bras, since we're usually too focused on the stuff they're supposed tp be supporting to really give much thought to the details of the material they're made from or how they're constructed. But the The Bra Blog is making us look at these ubiquitous pieces of intimate apparel in a whole new light, (Of course, it probably has something to do with all those hot bra-encased models it features in its posts, but at least we're not immediately undressing them with our eyes like we usually do.) Now if we can finally figure out how to handle all those different kinds of clasps with one hand, we'll be set!

· The Bra Blog (thebrablog.com, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)

At The Victoria's Secret Lingerie Parade

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:35:16 EDT

Wait, someone had a lingerie parade and we weren't invited? (See, if someone had put this on our new calendar this wouldn't have happened!) OK, so it would have been a little difficult to get all the way to Melbourne just to watch a bunch of insanely hot Victoria's Secret models walk around in their underwear, but a little notice still would have been nice—after all, we've probably gone through more trouble for less reward at some point in our lives. At least we were able to find these photos of the event, which are almost as good as actually being there. (Humor us, OK?) See for yourself after the jump.

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A rigorous scientific study shows that when...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:25:40 EDT

A rigorous scientific study shows that when men are asked to choose between a small immediate gain or a larger future reward, they will make the impulsive, instantly gratifying choice—especially if they just held on to a bra or saw a woman running in a bikini. We don't really know what it all means, but it might explain why we spend so much of our income buying steak knives from TV commercials. (eurekalert.org)

Speaking of bras, woman in South Carolina...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:24:29 EDT

Speaking of bras, woman in South Carolina is suing Victoria's Secret because she claims that a "bra malfunction" cost her a job, a future modeling career, and left her body scarred. Yet another reason to only dress yourself exclusively in cured meats ... (wyff4.com)

Strange as it may seem, there are actually...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:59:06 EDT

Strange as it may seem, there are actually some women out there who want to avoid nip slips. For these ~~spoilsports~~ more modest types, we present the Winkee, a thong-like bra attachment that does away with any chance of untoward exposure (and, we might add, cleavage). We're hoping this thing doesn't catch on—it could totally put us out of business. (thewinkee.com, via dailybedpost.com)

Mmmmm ... bacon. Wait, we mean: Mmmmm ......

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:25:46 EDT

Mmmmm ... bacon. Wait, we mean: Mmmmm ... boobs. Sorry, our taste buds got confused. (Flickr, via foundshit.com, via worldofwonder.net)

Urgent (hyper)developing news from our friends...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:25:32 EST

Urgent (hyper)developing news from our friends at XFanz: Rachel Aldana (owner of the biggest boobs in Britain, as you may recall) has upgraded her bra from 32JJ to 32K, a cup size that Albert Einstein himself declared mathematically impossible due to the constraints of relativity theory. She sure showed him! (xfanz.com)

Stripping Stewardesses Make Cockpits Soar

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:32:16 EST

The internets were on the hunt this weekend for a randy ~~stewardess~~ flight attendant caught on videotape showing her crewmates something a little more entertaining than the standard in-flight movie. With nothing much to go on other than a face, The Sun of London was content to make a few bad aviation sex puns and move on, but then a few days passed and up popped video No. 2 of these crazy sky-high antics. We're not really convinced that the same woman stars in both clips, but everyone involved appears to be French and maybe that's just how they do things on that nation's AOM airline. Of course, that might also explain why that airline is now out of business. The moral is that when the captain of your next flight comes over the intercom to tell you it's going to be an uneventful flight, don't believe a word of it.

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· Strip-tease in alta quota (YouTube, via Gridskipper)
· Cockpit Striptease (RedTube)
· Jet pilot | Enjoys hostie's air strip + Saucy French AOM air hostess Stephanie's second strip for pilots (thesun.co.uk)

The Wal-Mart of Great Britain (seriously,...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:21:14 EST

The Wal-Mart of Great Britain (seriously, the store is owned by Wal-Mart) has announced that it will no longer charge women more for bras with extra-large cup sizes. This is great news for breasts, but bad news for wet t-shirt contest operators everywhere. (reuters.com)

Dita Von Teese Gets Into New Underwear

Jonnobot — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:21:20 EST

Longtime readers of Fleshbot know that we like keeping our eyes on the whereabouts of the delectable Dita Von Teese (really, who doesn't?), and in the two months or so since we had occasion to post something about her it seems that she's been busy getting signed as the new face of Wonderbra — though we have a feeling it wasn't exactly her face that qualified her for the gig — and will be collaborating with Victoria's Secret on a a signature line of dainties for the company. It's a pretty shrewd marketing move all around, especially since it'll give us all an excuse to look at even more pictures of Dita in frilly underthings. Maybe we should start subscribing to that catalogue again?

· "Dita Von Teese designs new Wonderbra" (w/gallery @ styledash.com)

A Wonderbra ad without any boobs? Well,...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:20:11 EST

A Wonderbra ad without any boobs? Well, it's an unusual strategy, but we think they get they point across. (Think about it. You'll figure it out.) (Copyranter)

Is it wrong that reading this woman's account...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:58:05 EST

Is it wrong that reading this woman's account of her airport security strip search has got us totally hot right now? For the record, we support profiling if it ensures that every pair of 34FFs are safe and "balanced." (canada.com)