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#topten
Nice Ass: Top Ten Amateur Butt Sex Videos
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in our face, we get sprung. We admit it, we have a fascination with butts —who doesn't? They're big, bouncy and beddable. More » -
#babes
Kimmi Kennedy has what we in the business call an "outsized posterior." Sorry, if these technical insider terms confuse you, but we think you get the general idea. (bootysource.com) -
#marianademelo
We feel like there's something here that Argentine model Mariana de Melo wants us to see. It seems like she's trying to get our attention, but what is it that she wants us to look at? What could be so important that she just has to show us? Give us another minute—we've almost got it. (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
#theass
Gisele Puts The "Ass" In "Acid Wash"
Just when you thought even your third cousin once removed had finally gotten the 1985 memo entitled "Stop it with the acid wash, dumbass", V Magazine is working to bring over-distressed, under-attractive denim back in style. And of course, they've brought out the big guns to make that happen: über-babe Gisele Bundchen and her, uh, big guns. We probably should've seen this coming, what with Young America's fascination with leggings, lycra, and other 80s fashion tragedies. But acid wash is simply too much of a bad thing. That said, you gotta admit: the gal could give Tawny Kitaen a run for her money. (justjared.buzznet.com, NY Magazine, et al. - click thumbnail for more) More » -
#thisweekinporntitles
Ripped (Off) From Basic Cable: "Dawg The Black Booty Hunter"
The A&E show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" has no porn elements in it whatsoever—yet viewers would probably not be surprised if each and every one of its characters had a porn career, so similar is the demographic. That is why "Dawg the Black Booty Hunter" (and, really, do we ever hear of white booty?) is the most apt porn crossover we have yet to actually see. Now all we need for our double-digit channel flipping is "Ass Road Truckers." More » -
#jesikahmaximus
Jesikah Maximus is like a big booty lover's dream. Or a phenomenal reason to stay awake and alert. We can't really decide. (bootysource.com) -
#newfaces
As our friends at Your Dirty Mind point out, it's not like we haven't heard that whole "Hi I just turned 18 and started my own porn site!" shtick before. Still, when you're as cute as Serena here and bring a lovely ass and adorable set of braces to your pitch too ... well, we don't mind hearing that same story all over again. (yourdirtymind.com + nextdoormania.com) -
#contests
Buttmonth: The Only Election That Really Matters
Exhausted by the seemingly neverending election season? If you don't give a rat's ass about exit polls, take a break from Clinton vs. Obama with an election that really matters: Stockroom.com's National Butt Month Competition , an intense campaign to determine who shall be crowned (if that's the right term) with coveted title of Best Ass in both male and female categories. Sure, the results of this election probably won't end the war or get us universal healthcare, but we promise the debates will be a lot more interesting. (Come to think about it, this might be one way to decide that whole Democratic nomination thing once and for all. Quick, someone get a camera!) More » -
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#babes
If you're like us, you were throughly impressed by Stacey Dash's return to the spotlight a while back—and the Playboy pics that came with it. Sadly, she's not naked again in the new King magazine, but at least it's good to see she's keeping busy. (bootysource.com) -
#ass
Can That Booty Be Real?
Angel Melaku has a butt that seems to defy gravity and at least three other major laws of physics. We have to assume that, much like Bugs Bunny, she never studied law. (more @ bootysource.com) -
#ass
Fans of butts and butt shaking will find plenty to enjoy in this clip of pornstar Cherokee D'Ass showing how she earned her rather appropriate name. It's basically four minutes of continuous booty shaking so no one can say they didn't get what they paid for. (worldstarhiphop.com) -
#babes
Smooth magazine introduces us to Rain, an aspiring young model with an ass that ... well, we're not really sure what to call it. But it certainly isn't showing any signs of quitting anytime soon. (bootysource.com) -
#ass
It's been a while since we checked whether amateur booty in Argentina was still as tantalizing and plentiful as we remember it to be — so we were grateful that our friends at SuperTangas sent us an email to let us know that yes, everything down there is just fine. Isn't it nice to have one less thing to worry about? (supertangas.com; more Isabel from Argentina here) -
#theass
In what has to be our favorite news story lead this week, the BBC reports that "a national dance craze in Ivory Coast has spawned a black market in treatments claiming to increase one's bottom size". And once that fad passes, we're sure there are at least a few movie producers who might be interested in seeing whether all those creams and injections had any lasting effects ... (news.bbc.co.uk) -
#newfaces
Tori Black Wants To Drop And Give You ... 50
By now we're used to some of porn's most notable stars crossing the great mainstream divide and appearing in music videos, but it's nice to see a fledgling starlet who's just earning her wings in the adult industry add such an appearance to her resume at such a tender stage in her career. And it's even nicer that the starlet in this case happens to be the delectable Tori Black, who despite having already appeared in over 40 scenes during her four month stint in the skin trade was only recently bought to our attention via an item from her publicist alerting us to the fact that you can spot her amongst a bevy of other booty-shaking babes in the new video from Mike Jones for his single "Drop And Gimme 50". (The title, explains said publicist, refers to "girls dropping to the club floor and bouncing back up and down 50 times," in case you were wondering.) It might be the first time we're seeing Tori, but we bet it won't be the last. We're sure she has a lot more bounces where those came from. More » -
#celebrity
Yes, Jennifer Love Hewitt may have some junk in the trunk, but she still has the front airbags to match (whatever that means.) Besides, since when have you guys ever liked big butts and been able to lie about it? (egotastic.com) -
#celebrity
You'll have to look very, very hard to catch even the barest glimpse of Hayden Panettiere's thong in these pictures, but we like to think it's a promising start. After all, the road between having your blouse ride up slightly as you're getting into your car and news reports about your fondness for ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs isn't as long as one would think. (hollywoodtuna.com) -
#pirates
Now we finally have a reason to dust off that peg leg: some scallywag has declared November 23rd Fuck Like a Pirate Day. We only ask that ye share the booty—mark your calendars (and your wenches)! (fucklikeapirateday.com) -
#theass
Because one can really never have enough onion booty, why not treat yourself to yet another super-sized onion booty pic post today? Just remember to brush your teeth afterwards—especially if you're going to be doing a lot of heavy breathing and stuff. (voxefxtest.blogspot.com) -
#jessicabielsass
Unfortunately, this news item about Jessica Biel getting her ass groped by a female friend while in the presence of her boyfriend Justin Timberlake isn't nearly as exciting as it sounds. Then again ... Jessica Biel's ass + hot girl-on-girl action? OK, maybe it's a little exciting. (tmz.com) -
#babes
So what if you didn't get the day off for Columbus Day this year? It's Bumday over at Badgirl's Hotbox, which is a much more interesting way to celebrate discovering new worlds anyway. (myhotbox.blogspot.com; thumbnail via justteensite.com) -
#booty
Meet Temeca Lashuntae who appears in the aptly-named "Show Black Lingerie" magazine. She's definitely showing it here, but can you find it? (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
#pornvalleyadjacentdispatch
Katja Kassin In The Territories
You will agree that some strip clubs suck. They are soulless, antiseptic places. But we have a good feeling about Rancho Cordova's Gold Club Centerfolds, in a section of unincorporated land near Sacramento. It has a Schrödingerian quality of unlimited potential. And who better to grace such a stage than oiled Land Mädel Katja Kassin, which she will from tonight through Saturday? More » -
#theass
Hey, look ... we're not the only ones who are ass-obsessed and/or quoting Queen lyrics today: Slate presents an up-to-the-minute history of the buttocks, complete with coverage of the recent ass-potheoses of Kim Kardashian and Nicole "Coco" Austin but without mention of Belladonna's recent reemergence into the callipygean spotlight. Then again, it's sort of our job to stay on top of rear ends. (Jealous?) (slate.com; also spotted @ Gawker) -
#mondobooty
Asses Galore Megagallery: More Than Enough To Go Around
We know about your appreciation of all things posterior, which is why we suspect you might be interested in a gallery featuring about 300 shots of butts, rear ends, fannies, cans, rumps and booties. We're talking about the ass, if you want to be crude about it, but what's crude about asking girls to bend over so you get a photograph of where the sun wouldn't usually shine? That's just being thorough, isn't it? More » -
#bootyworld
Now That'sa Spicy Onion!
We believe it was Aristotle who first philosophized about the concept of "onion booty" or "an ass so fine it'll make a grown man cry." (It's even more poetic in the original Greek.) The ancients may have left us, but their pursuit of tear-inducing rear ends has passed down through the ages and lives on in the form of (what else?) blogs. Spicy Onion is just one of the many sites devoted to the cause, although to be honest, they're perfectly willing to post a lot more than just nice rumps. They've got tons of big photo galleries lovingly ... ahem, "borrowed" from all your favorite babelogs sources, but there is a special place reserved for those models with butt to spare. Surely, we can all get behind that? More » -
#truecrime
It's not every day that a newspaper gets to publish a headline with such fine alliteration as "fat fanny fetish", but the Miami Herald had reason to do so when a local "charming mechanic [who] loved snapping Polaroid photos of the oversized posteriors of neighborhood women" got murdered in a photo shoot setup. And you thought that being a perv was just an innocent hobby. (miamiherald.com)
