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more about #straight more comments → Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » -
#babes
Bar Refeali: Reading Is Sexy
We've enjoyed settling in with a good book, but lately it seems like we never have the time to devote to a nice long session of reading. Perhaps we should recruit Bar Refeali to help us out...she certainly seems like she'd make reading very, very fun indeed. More »
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#babes
Summer Cummings Has The Only Golden Globes We Need
Seeing Keeley Hazell covered in gold paint this past summer was one thing, seeing 34FF Summer Cummings covered in gold paint for Bizarre magazine is all together another. Now if only that awards show would give out girls like Summer as a prize, instead of those little statuettes—well, we might actually be motivated to try and win something! (bizarremag.com) -
#video
Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Orgy Of The Golden Nudes"
Are you tired of the same old orgy? Is your hedonistic group sex just not fulfilling you the way it used to? Perhaps you need something new to spice up your routine. Why not incorporate an idea that was in no way stolen from a James Bond movie and add some really expensive "golden" babes to the menu? They last longer, don't lose their value like silver or brass nudes, and it makes your King Midas role play fantasy that much more realistic. And if you decide to bomb Fort Knox afterward, that's an excellent way to recoup your investment.
· "Orgy Of The Golden Nudes" aka, "Honeymoon of Horror" (1964) (imdb.com) More » -
#keeleyhazell
Great Britain celebrates their Olympic success in the only way that makes any sense--covering Keeley Hazell's naked body in gold paint. Someone certainly deserves a medal for that. (thesun.co.uk) -
#euro2008
In the biggest soccer match of the week, Austria beat Germany 10-5. No, not the important Euro 2008 match today. We're talking about the gripping contest between the nations' topless women's soccer teams. The only downside was that the traditional post-match jersey exchange was canceled. (smh.com.au) -
#video
Fleshbot PSI: Tiger Porn Is Gr-r-reat!
It's time once again to call on our loyal army of internet smut sleuths to help us decode a pornographic mystery. No, the mystery is not why some woman would paint a tiger face on her back to make it look like a fearsome jungle cat is devouring her partner; that's obviously confusing enough, but we want to know what movie this comes from. So can you help us out? The woman at the very end looks vaguely familiar, but since the clip is so short it's hard to even make a guess about its origin. But maybe you know where to find this elusive creature. Leave your clues in the comments. More » -
#parties
Graffiti On Girls Invades NYC
Finding a graffiti-covered anything in post-Giuliani New York City is usually pretty difficult ... unless you're looking for a sexy graffiti-covered naked model, in which case all you have to do is pony up fifteen bucks (plus extra for your own set of Sharpies) and make your way out to Queens for Shriiimp's latest Graffiti On Girls party this Friday night. Say what you will about the scourge on our nation's urban landscapes as a result of all those cans of spray paint and permanent markers; somehow, we don't think we're going to hear anyone complaining about any quality of life issues this time around. More » -
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#video
Flesh Flicks: Smurf Me!
This video is one of those internet finds that horrifies and confuses us, yet somehow make our entire existence worthwhile. Every time you think it's reached the absolute height of ridiculousness, it somehow scales to a new sublime peak ... and then goes higher still. Not to oversell it, but we think we can say without hyperbole that this is the greatest thing ever made in the history of all time. We now present you Smurf porn ... in Spanish! If only the damage to your cherished childhood memories could be wiped away as easily as that blue paint. More » -
#art
Posing naked for a calendar to raise money for charity is so over. Painting ceramic plates with your boobs is where the real money is at. (story + video @ thisisthenortheast.co.uk) -
#notsosecretidentities
Call us crazy, but it seems like bodypaint makes for a pretty lame superhero disguise. Any villain worth his salt with see right through that. (hisamichi58.blogspot.com, via easydreamer.blogspot.com) -
#youwerealwaysonmypubes
While whoever put together this collection of bodyart photos refers to them as "tattoos", we're pretty sure most of them represent the less permanent medium of bodypainting instead. At least we hope they do—we'd hate to think there's even the slightest chance of us ever hooking up with a woman who has a portrait of Willy Nelson inked around her ladyparts. (ronbingham.com - thanks Nick) -
#greatmomentsinadvertising
It's pretty rare to find advertising that uses both tits and subtlety to sell its product. We guess we don't need to tell you to look closely. (sandeepmakam.blogspot.com)
