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Elegant Angel Announced 2010's "Performers Of The Year"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

True, we've all got our own opinions on which adult stars should be crowned as the performers of the year—but Elegant Angel's "Performers of the Year 2010" makes a pretty compelling case for its choices.

With Tori Black, Kristina Rose, Jenna Haze, Julia Ann, Kagney Linn Karter, Bobbi Starr, and Alexis Texas, Elegant Angel's put together a formidable team of all-stars to carry them into the new year. Sure, there are a few names we'd love to see added to the list...but we wouldn't dream of saying no to a single one of these names. Especially when sex is on the table.

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"Rocco Ravishes L.A.": Someone's in the Toilet with Bobbi

Gram Ponante — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Look at how Kristina Rose protects Fleshbot readers' tender sensibilities by obscuring Rocco Siffredi's cock with her foot. Perhaps this is why Siffredi later puts Bobbi Starr's head in the toilet. You and your Puritan reservations.

Rocco Ravishes L.A.

Studio: Evil Angel
Director: Rocco Siffredi
Cast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco Banderas, Toni Ribas, Mark Davis

Review by: Gram Ponante

There is so much unnecessary hype in porn that when someone like Rocco Siffredi comes out of retirement because he can't resist someone like Bobbi Starr, it's a shame when so little is made of it.

Siffredi channels Randy Newman in both his love of L.A. and in boxcover font choice for his stateside comeback extravaganza, "Rocco Ravishes L.A.," in which "The Stallion" and a troupe of foreigners (Mark Davis, Marco Banderas, and Tony Ribas) are violently serviced by Starr, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Lexi Love, Jada Fire, Kagney Linn Karter, and Kristina Rose.

One of the persistent myths about any porn, but particularly this type of clinical, graphic, and forceful material, is that the women in in don't like it. While this is certainly true some of the time, it is most often not the case, and we can see this in scenes with Starr, Karter, and Adrianna Nicole, in particular.

"I was star-struck," Bobbi Starr told me a month after the Siffredi shoot, which took place in January, 2009. "He wasn't originally going to put my head in the toilet, but I kind of begged him to."

This movie is dirty, dirty, dirty but, lest you think it is dirty in that disaffected European sterile way, "Rocco Ravishes L.A." has heart. Rocco is clearly delighted to be back in the catbird seat again, as are his gracefully aging cohorts, each of whom drops loads spiced with a little gratefulness.

Kagney Linn Karter was new to the business when this movie was shot, and Lexi Love had just returned to it after a hiatus. Both are great fun to watch. Jada Fire is like an ominous storm cloud washing over both Lexi Love and Mark Davis, and she looks exquisite.

"Rocco Ravishes L.A." is one of those movies that is both a great snapshot of porn in 2009 and an education in the style of a guy who has been teaching hardcore fucking for more than a decade.

A Peek At Belladonna's "Party Of Feet"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Belladonna, a gaggle of naked girls, and a whole lot of pretty, pedicured feet. Is it just us, or is this a recipe for something very delicious? (avn.com)

Behind The Scenes At The 2010 Nerdcore Calendar Shoot

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Last week we gave you a sneak peek at the upcoming (and totally hot) Nerdcore Horror calendar—now the Nerdcore chaps have given us a chance to see what goes on behind the scenes at their shoots.

Apparently, apparently, it's a lot of girls, standing around, naked. Which is kind of what we expected...but still, very nice to see with our own eyes.

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Boxcover Of The Week: Watch Bobbi Starr Pull Kristina Rose Out Of A Cock

Gram Ponante — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Bobbi Starr and Kristina Rose throw each other this way and that in "I Love It Rough #4," and what we love about this boxcover is that Starr's flushed, just-fucked expression leaves no doubt about her intentions.

This Brandon Iron movie is especially dirty, and at one point Starr and Rose appear to be mopping the floor with each other, which made me go punch my Roomba in its smug little face.

"I Love It Rough 4" also features Amber Rayne in a series of ultrabendy asstastic contortions, but fistfuls of Kristina Rose in the hands of Bobbi Starr sold this movie for me.

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"Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" Gives Us A Guide To...Well, You Know

DCypher — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

While "Bruno" is still causing a stir in box offices (despite Twitter haters every attempt to murder Sascha Baron Cohen), one of summer's most highly controversial movies has yet to even come out. Get ready for Popporn...the movie.

Celebrated for its irreverent comic take on all things porn-related (sounds kinda familiar), Popporn.com has steadily earned a name for itself online through devoted fans within the industry as much as consumers.

Zero Tolerance's Mike Quasar joined forces with the corny porn bloggers, Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs, to make a double disc tribute to the art of making fuck with some rather impressive comic results. Buckton, who stars as the clownish lead in this telescoping movie within a movie, encounters an endless series of setbacks and tragedies as he attempts to bring "strong fuck magic" back to porn. Despite his affected ineptitude, his wandering fool's journey leads us through an epic odyssey of pornographic goodness, all the while exposing the stereotypes and pitfalls of fucking on film for a living.

Courtney Cummz, Gianna Michaels, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, Ryan Keely, Bobbi Starr, Tori Black, and delicious red velvet tart Faye Reagan star in this mockumentary of Buckton's tragic journey into the heart of poon. With a legendary director and an all-star cast, it stands to reason that the sex would be good—and it is. While we love each and every single one of the performers in the show, we'd have to say the threeway with Faye Reagan, Tori Black, and Dane Cross almost finished us off for good. Dane is the luckiest man in all porn, luckier than even Evan Stone or James Deen. Watch your back Dane, that's all we're saying.

"Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" comes out by month's end, but since you're special, you can check our sneak peek below.

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Syd Blakovich Gets All The Girls

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:30:01 EDT

In the short time since she's descended on Porn Valley, Syd Blakovich has had her way with more than a few luscious starlets. Belladonna, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr...and we're pretty sure that there's even more that we're missing.

We're not sure who we're more jealous of: Syd or her co-stars. Maybe we're equally jealous of all of the above?

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Belladonna Throws The Best Parties

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Right now, the following women are in a room together: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Bobbi Starr, Alexa Jordan, Alexis Texas, Adrianna Nicole, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy, Georgia Jones, Evie Delatosso, and Andy San Dimas.

What's the occasion? Preparation for Belladonna's "Party of Feet," a foot fetish film being shot tomorrow (the stars are getting pedicures together today). We have no idea what the plot is (our initial guess was a foot-themed "Party of Five" parody, but we think we may have missed the mark)—but with a cast this enthralling...it has to be good.

Bobbi Starr and Kimberly Kane have been twittering up a storm about the pedicure party. And though we know they're not actually shooting until tomorrow, well—with a group of women this sexy in a room together, can you blame us for keeping watch on their tweets... just in case?

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"Rico The Destroyer" Perpetuates Compelling Racial Stereotypes 13 Inches At A Time

DCypher — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Statistically, most women will never even see 13 inches of penis in their lives. Not so for Adrianna Nicole, Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Andi Anderson, Aletta Ocean, and Kiera King, the brave women who take everything, including anal punishment, from Rico the Destroyer.

And so another Alexander Devoe title is born, launching from the shores of Jules Jordan Video out into a world hungry for interracial tales featuring unnaturally endowed men with cruel appetites for tiny and unyielding orifices.

And just who is this Rico the Destroyer? Is he a product of blight and sprawl, born into the harsh realities bred by the underbelly of laisez faire capitalism and forced to fight his way out of the ghetto using the only advantages life gave him—in this case a thirteen inch fuck stick and a ravenous hunger for horny white girls possessed with insatiable jungle fever?

Or is he just another Johnny Cum Lately exploiting racial myths and stereotypes, playing up to our baser fears and desires and using them to create the character of Rico the Destroyer? In other words, is he simply posing as a ruthless misogynistic thug, a la Ice Berg Slim, when in fact he has the heart of a tender Buddhist monk and the business acumen of Donald Trump? Is this an act Jack? Are his street creds affected to play up his animalistic virility?

In all honesty, to some degree, they probably are. The truth is that we may never know. For all intents and purposes we have to take it at face value, or ignore it completely, and it is pretty hard to ignore a thirteen inch black cock waving in your face. Like it or not, Rico commands your attention. You simply cannot look away once you've caught a glimpse of this monster.

If we suspend our disbelief at the routine and pass off the comic book villain meets gangsta rapper bravado, we are left with over two hours of viciously entertaining hardcore footage, which is more than enough to keep us contentedly distracted. The rest we will allow you to decide for yourselves.

"Rico the Destroyer" is out now from Jules Jordan Video.

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Scenes From The Set Of Tristan Taormino's Latest Shoot

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 May 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Poor Tristan Taormino...while we got to spend the weekend partying and lazing about, she had to work the whole time. Though...wait. You mean to tell us that Tristan's work involved watching the likes of Bobbi Starr and James Deen do the sex? Yeah, we don't pity her anymore.

· More photos from the set of "Rough Sex 2," "Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex," and "Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" at Tristan's TwitPic account (twitpic.com)

“Slutty & Sluttier 9” Is One Cure For Existential Angst

DCypher — Fri, 08 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

At long last the weekend is here, drawing a long and tedious week to a glorious close. We've saved the best—courtesy of Manuel Ferrara and Evil Angel—for Friday. You're going to like this, trust us.

What's it all about? We often ask ourselves that question as we paw through an endless sea of sticky pictures of girls pulling themselves open for well endowed men. Rarely do we come up with an answer that satisfies us. Before we can get underneath the mystery of our attraction to porn, our puerile fascination, we are once again swept away by another incredible young starlet.

Manuel Ferrara certainly doesn't have the answer, we can tell you that. Nor does he have a comprehensive grasp of the English language, for that matter. Yet somewhere behind his sparkling eyes and that elusive Mona Lisa smile, the man has the virile imagination of a perverted genius, bringing our dark fantasies together with great passion and enthusiasm and once again turning our heads and hearts over to our raging insatiable lust.

His latest release is "Slutty & Sluttier 9," and stars Gianna Michaels, Cecilia Vega, Dana DeArmond, Sindee Jennings, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Cindy Crawford, and Alicia Angel behaving like absolute sex maniacs and devouring huge cock into their every orifice. It's nothing short of brilliant, with its increasingly harder and harder scenes progressively building to all out gang bang. Our only concern is that we seem to be growing desensitized to it all. If he keeps giving us this kind of amazing goodness, how will we ever watch normal porn again?

We will let you be the judge.

"Slutty & Sluttier 9" releases soon from Evil Angel. Keep your eyes, and other usable body holes, open and ready.

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Who Knew Cabin Fever Could Be So Damn Sexy?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Belladonna, Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Alexis Texas, Julie Night, Sinn Sage, Lexi Belle, Alexa Jordan and Rucca Page...trapped in a cabin together. This could just cure our fear of, uh, getting trapped in a cabin.

· Belladonna's 'Road Trip' Debuts with Cabin Fever (avn.com)
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“Phat Ass White Booty 4” Squared Dropping Sexy Science

DCypher — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Alexander DeVoe is like the silent ninja over at Jules Jordan Video. You don't see a lot of him, but when he finally does decide to drop something, it's hot—and bootylicious!

Take, for example, his latest effort "Phat Ass White Booty 4," which stars Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Austin Taylor, Alice Bell, Ami Emerson, Anita Blue, and Kelli Staxxx. A single cursory glance at these lusciously curvy bubbles propped up in the air getting stretched wide open by one ton of dusky dong is enough to make our heads pop off! Both of them!

We love how immaculately dirty, sweet, and tender Ami Emerson is, with her pale skin flushing on cue as she gets pumped chock full of throbbing fuck stick, her glorious red hair waving like a flag of rebellion as she wails like a klaxon while taking the fucking of her young life. Other noteworthy performances include Dana and Bobbi competing at epic levels to outperform each other, competing to see how many black inches they can fit down their throats or up their asses. Well done, ladies.

You may think that there is little art to putting out interracial material, but you couldn't be more wrong. It's not simply a matter of casting the cutest white girls with the fattest asses you can find, then coaxing incendiary performances out of them. No. Wait. That's exactly what it's about. It's not rocket science. It's hardcore porn. Thankfully, Alexander gets that.

"Phat Ass White Booty 4" releases today from Jules Jordan Video. Check the sweet interracial action below and see for yourself what you've been missing.

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Belladonna: Both Sides Now

Gram Ponante — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Of the many honors bestowed at last night's 25th annual X-Rated Critics' Organization (XRCO) Awards, no one was recognized for her range better than our Belladonna.

Belladonna collects awards at these events like people think she's going to return to the Mother Ship any minute, so that Belladonna (or Belladonna-related products, like "Pirates II" and "Girltrain") picked up five awards last night is not surprising.

It is simply that she landed both "Orgasmic Oralist" and "Orgasmic Analist," two awards that are themselves particular to the XRCO and which signify that Belladonna has 'em coming and going (and not to be confused with the porn practice of "Ass to Mouth").

The XRCO is the most democratic of the adult awards shows and, I am sad to say, my vote was not cajoled out of me by Sasha Grey (Mainstream Media Darling), Bobbi Starr (Superslut), Belladonna, Teagan (Cumback), or Julia Ann (MILF of the Year). Maybe next year...

Had there been an "Orgasmic Nasalist" award, we are certain she would have won that, too. Belladonna is just that good.

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Stacey Cash vs. Bobbi Starr (Ultimate Surrender)

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EDT

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Belladonna: As Fetishy And Fanatical As Ever

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Belladonna's "Fetish Fanatic" series has entered its seventh chapter—and its just as fetishy as ever. (And with Roxy DeVille, Kimberly Kane, Bobbi Starr, Sinn Sage, and Belladonna; it's certainly bringing out the fanatic in us!)

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Here Comes Everybody On Kylie Ireland

Gram Ponante — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:30:01 EDT

If you think the Irish have had it bad with their neighbors to the East, imagine Kylie Ireland's torment as she is subjected to girl-on-girl horrors by a houseful of lesbians next door.

The Violation of Kylie Ireland

Studio: JM Productions
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Kylie Ireland, Bobbi Starr, Marie McCray, Nicole Ray, Sammi Rhodes, Amber Rayne, Keeani Lei, Heather Starlet, Ami Emerson

Review by: Gram Ponante

Bitter suburban trophy wife Kylie Ireland starts in on her husband yet again.

"Ever since those lesbians moved in next door my life has been Hell," she scolds. "Their Proposition 8 banners and whatnot."

Well, you can see where this is going. When she discovers a "drunk-ass lesbian" (Bobbi Starr) passed out on her lawn after yet another vagitarian bacchanale, Ireland takes matters in her own hands and starts a petition among proper neighborhood ladies to oust them.

Attempting to cut her off at the pass, winsome Heather Starlet comes over to apologize for Starr's behavior, but Ireland will have none of it. She warns the poor girl of the torments of prison.

"You're gonna meet some big old bulldyke who'll make you her own," Ireland says, and tears up Heather's Prop 8 petition.

Hearing this, the Lesbians Next Door decide they won't be persecuted for their Beliefs any longer, and determine to teach Kylie a lesson involving their combined vaginas.

Ireland is subjected to a home invasion the likes of which she has never imagined, and at the hands of Bobbi Starr, Sammi Rhodes (upon whom Ireland plants a believable stage punch), and cruel Amber Rayne.

This is a brutal movie. Rayne turns Ireland all shades of pink and red, and the shouts, slapping, and spitting overwhelm any sense of who is who or where. Only logic suggests that Ireland is at the bottom of the writhing, shouting girlstack.

It's like this "Violation" is two movies: the extended leadup and preliminary soft scene between Marie McCray and Nicole Ray, and the very harsh and prolonged rape scene that follows. And in a scene like that, everyone needs to be on top of their game or someone will get hurt.

As is the case in most JM movies, the Behind the Scenes featurette reveals that the production was never more than a short hair away from anarchy, and what appears to have been Keeani Lei's lack of professionalism in the fleshpile atop Ireland sends the latter into a fearsome, naked rage. It's scary and uncomfortable (and hot) at the same time. It is surprising that Lei returns.

The Violation of Kylie Ireland is a good example of how not everyone is cut out to do BDSM, and that casting is crucial to the success of a BDSM movie. In films like Upload and O: The Power of Submission, Ireland is an eager, competent, and dangerous top and bottom. In this movie Ireland was the victim of lax direction and a cast that was not, on the whole, on the same page.

Only in watching the BTS do we really get the full measure of how tough it was to make this movie, but even in the feature Ireland looks hella sore at the end, and is left, spent, on the couch, a la every other Violation movie. Not that the Violation Of movies ever pull punches, but Kylie's version didn't need to be so realistic.

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“Jenna Haze's Cum Spoiled Sluts” Shatters Debut Expectations

DCypher — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EDT

If Hollywood thinks that directing yourself in a movie's starring role is challenging, they should get a good look at lithe sex goddess Jenna Haze directing herself getting her brains fucked out. Um, hello? Oscar?

So Jennaration X Studios and Jules Jordan aren't technically releasing "Jenna Haze's Cum Spoiled Sluts" until next week, but what can we say? We're spoiled too—and we can't wait to share this unbelievable gallery of pix from the special edition double disc set with you now. Quite simply, it doesn't get much better than this, and—precedent be damned—we're not going to wait another week to brag. So if you wanna call us petulant or privileged, you go right ahead.

But we're pretty sure that after you see luscious award winning nymphomaniac Jenna Haze taking multiple powerful dicks down deep in her tiny wet holes—along with a near perfect cast that includes Bobbi Starr, Riley Evans, Nikki Rhodes, and Alyssa Hill—any objections to our access will melt away faster than cum dries. Oh, and did we mention that the movie is over 4 hours long? Seriously people, it's like Jenna's killing ants with a sledgehammer.

And as if getting her puckered pinkness pried open by two monster cum drooling meat missiles wasn't enough, Jenna then proceeds to fuck the hell out of red velvet she devil seductress heart breaker Nikki Rhodes before the two proceed to swap cock and cum. Point. Set. Match. Stick a fork in us—cause we're done! Well played, Miss Haze. Well played indeed.

"Jenna Haze's Cum Spoiled Sluts" releases on the 23rd. It may be touted as the 1st DVD release directed by and starring Jenna Haze, but we promise you, it won't be the last. Dear Buddha, this thing is ridiculously good.

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Kimberly Kane Has Sasha Grey for Dessert

Gram Ponante — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EST

There are a lot of arresting images in Kimberly Kane's movie "Live in My Secrets." There are horses, lizards, and eating utensils, for example. But none so compelling as Sasha Grey as IHOP menu item.

Live in My Secrets

Studio: Vivid-Alt
Director: Kimberly Kane
Cast: Aiden Starr, Tyler Knight, Kimberly Kane, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Claire Adams, Mandy Morbid, Faith Leon, April Flores

Review by: Gram Ponante

A bewigged Kimberly Kane masturbates with a lollipop in a scene that looks like it was taken from an old Mexican movie, save for the lollipop masturbation. April Flores cavorts with lizards, Aiden Starr treats Tyler Knight like a horse (as an actual horse looks on), Claire Adams opens up Bobbi Starr with a fork and knife, and Sasha Grey gives Kimberly Kane her red wings.

These scenes and more comprise Kane's directorial effort "Live in My Secrets," a glorious, evil little vignette movie.

In fact, the Adams/Starr scene is one of the best, if not the best, girl/girl bondage scene I have ever seen. It takes its time, lingers in places, and sometimes threatens to end but doesn't. At one point the girls take a break and Adams makes Starr groom her before grabbing fistfuls of Starr's hair. It emphasizes the serenity of the submissive experience (and also makes the viewer cheer on Adams to fuck Bobbi harder).

A game Tyler Knight is trussed and suspended in a horse paddock while the vampire-white sex hydrant Aiden Starr toys with him. "You've got white person all over your face," she says.

In scenelets over too soon, Mandy Morbid flounces around Hollywood and April Flores becomes Queen of the Reptiles.

Finally Kane (blonde this time) has the Messiest Sex Ever with Sasha Grey, making sure to let us know - albeit briefly - that the red stuff all over Kane's mouth and Grey's thighs is strawberry syrup. Otherwise viewers would think the girls were doing test shots for Vivid's ill-fated OctoMom movie.

Live in My Secrets is a gorgeous movie that doesn't skimp on hardcore action and, arty as it is, doesn't let technique get in the way of what people buy porn movies for. The editing is precise and we don't hear Kane the director except when she's in front of the camera as a performer.

And the images—a closeup of Kane holding on to a wrought iron bedrail, Grey giving birth to an ice cream topping, Bobbi Starr's face, spent after getting the business from Claire Adams, and Aiden Starr pondering a move that spelled curtains for Catherine the Great—are all strong choices that would each of them define lesser movies.

I am glad that Kane got some of these secrets off her chest, though I wish she'd worked them out with me, a friend, if they were causing her so much trouble. Still, I am curious what else she might be hiding in there (hoping there's some ducks).

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