Apparently the rules about these things in Germany are different than they are here, but I think the German rules are better. I don't even know where the pricing schedule would begin for an Annette Schwarz, but I can tell you I would be willing to go quite a way up it to purchase the Annette Schwarz that I have seen in movies and on the web.

I admit that I am not all that familiar with the market for 25-year old girls who can do absolutely anything and still look like someone you would introduce to your mom once you toweled her off, but I am going to do some research right now and see what kind of green this is going to set me back.

I just hope someone hasn't purchased her already…

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· Annette Schwarz (annetteschwarz.com)
· Annette's blog (blog.totallyannette.com)
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· Buy Annette Schwarz's movies (gamelink.com)

On January 28, 1754, Horace Walpole coined the term serendipity, which means finding something you’re not looking for but which you nonetheless need. Whenever you go looking for Alexis Texas, though, you get exactly what you were looking for.

Also, the first locomotive ran from the Atlantic to the Pacific on the Panama Railway on this day in 1855. But its caboose was nowhere near as impressive.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Alexis Texas at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Alexis Texas’ movies (gamelink.com)

If we had, we’d be over at her house right now, enthusiastically wishing her a happy, hearty and vigorous 42nd birthday, secure in the knowledge that her children would be back at school and not likely to walk in on us. Although the chances are good that if she had a barely legal daughter we wouldn’t mind that either.

Happy birthday, Payton.

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· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Payton Leigh at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Payton Leigh’s movies (gamelink.com)

We often wonder why people search so hard for nipple-slip and upskirt pictures of celebrities who are, in most cases, less attractive than the porn stars who give it all up all the time in every movie.

And then we remember our basic economics, and the principle of supply and demand. Lexi Love is plenty good enough for us, though. Happy 28th birthday, Lexi!

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Lexi Love at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Lexi Love’s movies (gamelink.com)

It was not any of these pictures, although the first one is similar. I don’t know what movie it was from, although at least part of it took place in a bar, on the floor. Erica was lean and shone with sweat. She might have been wearing a headband. There was a guy on top of her, at the top of a pushup position, but I don’t remember anything about him.

She was lying on her back, her knees drawn back, spread wide with her calves parallel to the line of her body, toes pointed like a dancer, her pre-enhancement breasts caught at the bottom of the impact from the thrusts. Her head was lifted up, looking down the line of her body at the point of penetration, and she was the sexiest thing I’d ever seen.

I probably held on to that coverless, ripped-up magazine for ten or fifteen years; I think my mom threw it away in a garage-cleaning years after I had moved out. I never did see that movie.

Happy Birthday, Erica, and thanks for the memories.

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· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Erica Boyer at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Erica Boyer’s movies (gamelink.com)

It’s not her boobs; although they’re fascinating, almost hypnotizing, there are a lot of girls with big boobs. We think it might be her cheekbones. Then again, it might be her chin. We’re going to sit here and look at pictures of her until we figure it out.

In the meantime: happy birthday, Lynn. If you read this, and you know what it is about you that is so interesting, please write and let us know.

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· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Lynn LeMay at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Lynn LeMay’s movies (gamelink.com)

All those things we could do for days and days. So lots of pictures of them are great for us, and her many movies are even better. But there are other parts to a woman. Internet, take heed. Do you know how many Google image search pages we had to cruise before we found a decent picture of her ass?

More than she has had birthdays.

· Cassandra Calogera at IAFD.com (www.IAFD.com)
· Buy "Cassandra Calogera’s movies" (www.gamelink.com)

The former wunderkind’s troubles only intensified when explicit photos of her on a “Cum-Stained Casting Couch #12” surfaced on the internet, and the troubled star spent 2008 and most of 2008 in a frenzy of self-destructive behavior as America mourned its sweetheart’s “Wasted Youth #7."

By 2008, she was just another faceless former star struggling with the twin personal demons of substance abuse and sex dependency (“Addicted #5” to “Hookers and Blow #2”), and it seemed like her golden years were over for good.

Word is, though, that Madison is back on the straight and narrow, after laying low at L’Hermitage for most of 2008, and she’s working on some new projects. Cross your fingers, Dear Readers, and hope for a comeback in 2008!

· Madison Ivy at IAFD.com (www.IAFD.com)
· Buy Madison Ivy’s movies (gamelink.com)

Is she surprised? Really? So late in the game? You’d think surprise would have come earlier. Wistful? Why, when the good times appear to be ahead? Fearful? Then why is she still wrapped around him? He appears to be the one pulling away – his upper body says “You’re crazy, Lolita,” but his hands say “Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.” Is it that his heart knows she will hurt him, but his hands still want a piece of that sweet, sweet teen flesh?

Or is it that she is a well-hung amateur too, and she is sad that he is better-hung?

· Homegrown Video (www.homegrownvideo.com)
· Buy "Well Hung Amateurs #3" (gamelink.com)

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· "Delivery boy fucks German MILF" (PornHub)

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OK, we confess that this post make that earlier one look kinda silly. Photos of bendy girls are very nice, but it's hard for them to compete with a full-motion video of this chick shaking her acrobatic stuff. There's not much else we can say besides that she's very, um ... talented. If there was a circus somewhere that was only for children of certain adult ages, we think she'd make a great main attraction.

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· Nude Flexible (XXX Uploads)

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