Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Annette Schwarz

Birthday Girl Annette Schwarz, who seems to update her own website, posts this as of March 2, 2009 on her blog: "I am available for purchase." Oh, frabjous day! More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Alexis Texas

We tried to find an event that happened on this date in Lone Star State history that would be funny to pair with Alexis Texas’ birthday, which is today, but nothing presented itself. More »

She's A Knockout

Photo by Massimiliano Uccelletti (www.maxu.it), Model: Ileana

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Payton Leigh

Having just spent Christmas vacation being mobbed by mother, aunts, friends’ mothers, and assorted mature women, all we can say is we wish we’d grown up in Payton Leigh’s neighborhood. More »

Of Human Bondage

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Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Lexi Love

We never noticed before how much Lexi Love looks like pre- and post-meltdown Britney Spears until we started looking for pictures for her birthday. But once we did…

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Erica Boyer

Back in the days when I got my news about porn movies from tatty magazines scavenged from the backs of bookstores, I saw a picture of Erica Boyer, whose 52nd birthday is today.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Lynn LeMay

There was something intriguing about Lynn LeMay twenty years ago, when she was first getting started, and there’s still something intriguing about her today, now that she turns 47.

Calogera Dreamin': In Praise Of Cassandra Calogera

There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera’s naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ‘boob—um, the ‘bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate their full, lush gravity and…well. More »

Madison Ivy, We Hardly Knew Ye: A Career In Boxcovers

When she came on the scene in 2008, fresh-faced “Girl Next Door #6” Madison Ivy took America’s heart by storm, but in 2008 made tabloid headlines when it was revealed that she had “Just Fucked Daddy’s Best Friend." More »

Picnic On Hanging Cock

Confronted by an enormous boner, this adorable blonde seems to be trying to express something beyond words, perhaps beyond her capacity for expression. More »

Room Service

Discerning travelers know that some of the best restaurants in the world can be your very own hotel room. The food that you can get delivered right to your door at some of these luxury resorts rivals most four star restaurants and you don't have to put on a jacket and tie to eat it. Heck, you don't even have to put on underwear! The only thing to remember is that some hard working guy probably had to bring your delivery all the way up stairs (in the elevator), so be sure to tip generously. More »

Flesh Flicks International Edition: Sprechen Sie "Pizza Boy"?

Sure, we've all seen the same old pizza delivery boy setup in porn flicks before, probably more times than we can count. But have you ever seen it acted out in German? We didn't even know they had pizza deliveries over there! Guess it's one more example of how porn really is the universal language after all. And if this movie shows us Germans are not only acquainted with deep dish deliciousness and hot hausfraus who answer the door in their underwear ... well then, ich bin ein pizza boy too. More »

Getting Even Deeper Inside Seka

Oh, but if we had a nickel for every time a battered Betamax copy of a Seka movie figured into our adolescent sexual perambulations ... well, let's just say that we wouldn't have to support ourselves writing about porn for a living these days. (Try to remember how horny you were at age 16 and do the math and you'll see that we're not exaggerating. OK, maybe a little.) In one of the more entertaining interviews we've come across in quite a while, Eros Zine's Joanne Cachapero catches up with porn's legendary blonde goddess while she's doing dishes at her home in Kansas City and finds out that even idols like Seka have feet of clay: "I don't have a diva attitude. I put my pants on one leg at a time like everybody else." That may be true, but that wouldn't stop us from dropping to our knees in grateful worship if we ever found ourselves in her presence. (And Seka, if you're reading this: we'd totally be into helping you with some of that housework too. Just let us know.) More »

Mistaking an Asian chick for Scarlett Johansson doesn't seem so implausible since we just learned that 90% of the "Japanese" girls on YouTube are actually blonde American women. Maybe it really is a small world after all! (gamersweb.it)

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Because what else are Wednesdays good for now that no one remembers Prince Spaghetti Day any more? More »

Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Because 4 out of 5 Fleshbot editors agree that getting your recommended daily allowance of hot babes is the best way to start your week. (Note: We fired that fifth editor.) More »

Best of Babelogs: Bastille Day Edition

Because certain things are always worth celebrating (even if they're, you know, not French) ... More »

Ah, to be in a Jacuzzi right now with Stephanie Rhodes and her blue bikini. Weren't such on-the-job perks supposed to be part of our contract or something? (babeunion.com)

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