Fair warning: this film (apparently of the horror genre) also mixes in a good deal of gore and blood and guts and whatnot. So if you're not into mixing severed heads with your naked chicks...well, this might be one RetroNudity clip you should just pass on by.

· "Re-Animator" (imdb.com)
· "Re-Animator" (celebcap.net)

As much as we'd like to do more research into these photographs, we'd prefer to just believe in the magic of Monroe. It's like our version of the Monroe Doctrine. Except instead of preventing European expansionist ideals from tampering with the Americas, we're preventing reality from disrupting a good, ol' timey wank.

· Marilyn Monroe Unpublished Playboy Pics / Die unveröffentlichten Playboyfotos (nacktfotoparadies.blogspot.com)

Luckily, it does resemble porn in some important ways. For one: she's naked. Also: she's masturbating in a deliciously bubbly tub. As a matter of fact (spoiler alert!), she gets nailed in the following scene. But not in the good way. Someone busts in with a nailgun. It's a slasher film.

· "The Toolbox Murders" (1978) (imdb.com)
· The Toolbox Murders (celebcap.net)

Above, a clip from 1995's "French Twist," which has Ms. Abril flexing her her sexy-on-camera muscles with not one, but two people (of two different sexes!). Aspiring actresses, take note: if you'd like to reach the heights that Victoria Abril has attained...get ready to, ahem, try expanding your horizons.

· "French Twist" (imdb.com)
· Victoria Abril in "French Twist" (bzvideoclips.net)

This clip does nothing to satisfy our fantasies about Special Agent Dale Cooper handcuffing her to the bed. But that doesn't matter. All that matters is Sherilyn Fenn, her gorgeous breasts, and the not-so-subtle reference to "Porky's" in this scene.

· "Two Moon Junction (1988)" (imdb.com)
· Clip via Celebcap.net (celebcap.net)

· Pam Grier in "Friday Foster" (celebcap.net)

Also, Neda Arneric's work is impressive in its own way. How many girls are down to be a hostage on the condition that their captor first has sex with them? They'll have to change Stockholm Syndrome to Shaft Syndrome.

· "Shaft In Africa (1973)" (imdb.com)
· Clip via Celebcap.net (celebcap.net)

Observe: a clip of Ms. Bonet's sex scene from the 1987 classic, "Angel Heart." If you watch the entire movie, it gets a bit bloody...but for this short little bit, it's almost like we're watching "The Cosbys XXX: Denise, Denise, Denise!"

· "Angel Heart" (imdb.com)
· Lisa Bonet (bzvideoclips.net)

The second wonderful thing about "Jamon, Jamon" is that Penelope Cruz takes off her top in it. Though given that we're featuring this in our RetroNudity column, you probably figured that one out already.

· "Jamon, jamon" (imdb.com)
· Penelope Cruz in "Jamon, jamon" (more @ movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

· Barbara Hershey in "Boxcar Bertha" (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Which is your favorite? Do you prefer the old school stylings of John and Yoko as shot by Annie Leibovitz? Or are you more into Terry Richardson's updated (and nippleful) version, with Sean as Yoko and Kemp taking the place of John?

We're leaning more towards the original—but as a general rule, we vastly prefer Annie Leibovitz to Terry Richardson.

· Sean Lennon And Nude Model Recreate John And Yoko (huffingtonpost.com)

As far back as "Porky's," Ms. Cattrall knew how to use her sex appeal to her advantage...and she's kept on keeping on, if you know what we mean. Above, a delicious scene from 1988's "Masquerade." (Many apologies for the Russian dubbing—just turn the sound down, and you'll be able to enjoy the boobtastic goodness in peace.)

· "Masquerade" (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

· Clip via BZ Video Clips (bzvideoclips.net)

We had no idea that Texas in the 1950's had so much toplessness. Frankly, we were under the impression that no one took their tops off until the late sixties—well, in America, at least.

· Cybill Shepard (bzvideoclips.net)

Yes, back in the early 80s, Marina Sirtis did her fair share of nude scenes, including these fabulous moments from "The Wicked Lady" (she was also nude in "Blind Date," "Death Wish 3," and "Paradise Lost"...which we also discovered just now). We'd curse the fact that we only learned of these movies now...but why do that when we can just watch the clip and make up for lost time?

· Marina Sirtis (bzvideoclips.net)

· Sexy Art (examiner.com)
· Erotic Heritage Museum (eroticheritagemuseum.com)

After digging through the vast nudity archive that is the internet, we've happened upon a clip of Anna's first ever nude scene, from 1998's "The Tribe." Ms. Friel was a mere twenty-one years old at the time...but she definitely knew exactly what she was doing.

No wonder she got us under her spell so easily...this is a woman with beauty and experience (our favorite combination!).

· Anna Friel (bestpossibletaste.blogspot.com)

To be fair, we should give these "journalists" some credit, as these photos date from a period when Dita worked as Bedroom Betty (rather than the period when she just made porn as Dita Von Teese). So they had to do some work to find them...and since we always love seeing Dita naked, we are at least grateful for that effort (though we'd be even more grateful if they would uncover more hardcore Dita porn).

Dita Von Teese (bild.de)
Dita Von Teese (bild.de)
Dita Von Teese (bild.de)
Dita Von Teese (thesun.co.uk)
Dita Von Teese (thesun.co.uk)
Dita Von Teese (thesun.co.uk)

· "Mallrats" (celebcap.net)

And not just the occasional breast or nipple shot: we're talking straight up full frontal, and quite a bit of it, too. Oh, to be in the 1970's again...or at least to be in France.

This · "Immoral Tales" (imdb.com)
· "Immoral Tales" (more @ bzvideoclips.net)