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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Ariel Rebel: always on the go When she's on the prowl It's "go, cat, go!" #arielrebel more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Seven more minutes to hide away Far from everywhere Seven more minutes to hide away My head is in the sun #courtneytrouble more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jane on the spot. #lesbian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: She's blown up my Parliament. #sophiereade more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: First scene to be in POV format, The Sloan Bone. #sarahvandella more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Porn-stache? On the man's lip, I mean, & not over her lips. #babes more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Putting the poon in puño. #fisting more »
  • #advertising

    Faye Reagan's Ass Gives A Boost To American Apparel's Stock

    Well, apparently we aren't the only ones with a crush on Faye Reagan. The darling ginger girl's appeared in so many American Apparel ads, we're starting to think she has a stake in the company. More »
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    Shock And Awe

    Via Front (frontarmy.co.uk)
  • #gratuitousnude

    The Breastini Is The House Specialty

    Photo by Curtis Joe Walker (curtisjoewalker.com)
    Model: Mayhem
  • #fleshflicks

    Shocking But True: Arty Porn That Gets Us Hot

    We tend to pass on "artistic" fuck flicks, simply because most wouldbe porn auteurs tend to put the art before the porn, making a product that comes across as more pretentious than jackable. More »
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    Dream Lover

    Photo by Chip Willis (thachipsta.blogspot.com)
  • #photography

    Tentacles With A Touch Of Class

    On the spectrum of WTF-class kinkery, tentacle porn is still one thing that gives even diehard porn fans a bit of pause. But maybe it's all in the presentation? After all, pouring a bucket of writhing squid all over a bound shibari model isn't exactly what many folks would call foreplay. But what if the pictures were in black and white? And maybe featured some gauzy soft focus and beautiful busty models? Photographer Linda Lieberman probably wasn't shooting her own title on Genki Genki or anything, but these nude portraits of women and their cephalopod friends might help some of the more squeamish among you ease into the concept. And she even branches out into shellfish and other creatures of the sea in case your taste runs more towards things like crab! More »
  • #nudes

    FluffyTek Snuggles You In Hot Erotic Nudes

    We're not trying to get all warm and fuzzy on you, but how can you not want to cuddle up next to a website with a name like FluffyTek. So adorable! There's no cat photos on this one though—more like erotic art nudes. Fluffy (or Mr. Fluffy to you) is photographer Richard and partner Lin, who runs the FluffyTek blog and keeps readers knee deep in their latest cuteness, er ... sexiness. Ok, so maybe there are one or two cat pictures, but we are still talking about the internet here. More »
  • #babes

    Just so it's clear, Keeley Hawes and Keeley Hazell are not the same person. But they are both British and they both share a penchant for being photographed topless. We're not saying there's a connection—but if you happen to know anyone else name, you might want to keep a close watch on them just in case. (celebpunani.com)
  • #photography

    Mirth And Beauty: Smiles, Everyone, Smiles!

    Since we're drawn to words here at Fleshbot almost as much as we're turned on by a good sense of humor (looking at naked boobs all day is really just an excuse to write funny things about them, honest!), we were immediately intrigued by the title of Chicago artist K Leo's online portfolio. Finally, an art nude photographer who didn't take himself quite so seriously! Which isn't to say that the photos on display at Mirth And Beauty aren't professional or anything—on the contrary, they're among the most technically accomplished (and sexiest) art nudes we've come across lately. And while K Leo's definition of mirth may not include things like naked babes in clown makeup, there's still more than enough beauty in his work to make us smile. When one of your subjects is a Chicago burlesque performer named Kitten Kaboodle, it's hard not to. More »
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    Nudes By Frederic Peche: When Bad Design Happens To Good Photos

    We've seen a lot of badly designed websites over the years here at Fleshbot (we do write about porn, after all)—but French glamour and art nude photographer Frederic Peche's is definitely one to remember: the text-heavy layout has all the sexiness and verve of the minutes from your local zoning board meeting. In fact, it's so badly designed and unappealing that we're not really sure how we managed to find the photos at all; good thing that "Portfolio" is one of the three or four French words we remember. But we're glad we stuck around, because Peche's photos are pretty hot. And at the end of the day, isn't that what really matters? Come on, it's not like you're going to jack it to good web design. Or at least most of you won't, anyway. More »
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    Lost In Lust: Cherise Isis' "American Stripper"

    We'd like to say that the photos that comprise photographer Cherise Isis' recent "American Stripper" exhibition at Peer Gallery in New York City were more than just shots of hot topless dancers wrapping themselves around poles—you know, that they made some sort of Grand Statement about the way women were commodified by the voyeuristic gaze of an audience and that they offered a glimpse into the often sordid underbelly of certain kinds of sex work. But the truth is that most of these action portraits are a lot more gentle in their grainy soft-focus dreaminess (even when they show strippers lighting their boobs on fire); the occasional smile peeks out from the sea of arched backs and heavy-lidded eyes and several of the dancers don't appear to have slid to the bottom of the poles in question so much as to have floated there, lost in their own private reveries of desire and exhaustion like spent muses at the end of a long shift. Guess they really are more than just shots of hot topless dancers after all. More »
  • #celebrity

    Heather Mills Nudity Update: From Raunchy Sex Ed To Classy Amputee Porn!

    In our last ex-wives of former Beatles sex scandal update, you may recall that British tabloids were fuming about the fact that their entire country was held down and forced to look at a naked woman's unshaved pussy. Outrageous, for sure ... and now, the dastardly villain Heather Mills has struck again! A new set of naked modeling photos has emerged from her past; the only difference here is that they're black and white, were meant to benefit a charity, and were taken after she lost her lower left leg in an accident ... and are certainly classier than her previous efforts (even with that giant "CENSORED" box splayed across them)*. Check below to see her sans clothes and prosthetic limb. More »
  • #video

    Flesh Flicks: The Art Of The Blowjob

    Despite reports from panicked smut seekers, we had no problem dialing up videos on RedTube today although whoever messed around with the site's servers may have replaced their usual shaky amateur footage with something a little more ... artistic. You don't seem many POV blowjob films that combine the styles film noir, avant garde and early '90s perfume ads. Plus, it's in black and white so you know it's classy! Add a little dramatic flourish at the end and it's porn clip any film school drop out would be proud of. More »
  • #photography

    Sex And Psychology With Dr. Joanne

    Many people believe that photography allows an artist to peer into the human soul, but when your day job is to peer into the human mind, who knows what kind of stuff you might discover by combining the two disciplines. Dr. Joanne Ratkowski is a psychologist by trade, but she uses that skill to inform her photographs, which capture people in their unusual, unsettling, and—most importantly—sexy sides of life. If you could grab hold of the wildest thoughts and ideas rattling around in your head and put them on film, you could only hope that it would turn out as delightfully kinky and surreal as Dr. Joanne's photolog. Plus, think of the money you would save on therapy bills! More »
  • #babes

    Yes, model Lisa Marie Scott is oiling herself up in sexy underwear, but she's doing it in black and white, which makes it at least 20% classier. (dailypoa.com)
  • #photography

    Art Fred's Milky Girls Do A Body Good

    With a few exceptions, the only times we see milk showing up in sexy photos of hot naked women is when it's spilled all over their boobs—which is sort of obvious when you think about it (and you don't even have to think about it too hard). For the Paris-based photographer who goes by the name Art Fred, however, milk is just one more element he uses to create his palatte of sensuous nude models—in this case, an element which happens to look a lot like female ejaculate when photographed under certain conditions. (Note: we don't recommend actually putting milk on or near any pussies yourself unless you know what you're doing. But man, it makes for some hot photos!) More »
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    Naked Fun With Marcus Ranum

    It's safe to say that photographer Marcus Ranum has a sense of humor. Yes, he's a serious artist who can shoot nude figure studies and classy glamour portraits with the best of them, but how many photography websites have you seen with a gallery devoted to models with rubber chickens? Or how many guys do you know who put women on a pedestal by literally putting them up on a pedestal? From medical fetish photos to his collection of sassy "neko girls" (that's fuzzy cat women to you) his "experiments" range from the witty to the bizarre, but never neglect the one key element of a good picture—a sexy model with a pretty smile ... and very little clothing, of course. More »
  • #photo

    Fetish Photos For Everyone By Ed Fox

    Ed Fox is known in some circles as a fetish photographer, thanks mostly to the loving attention he pays to feet, but we think putting such a label on his work doesn't quite capture what he's capable of. Why put him in a box when Ed shoots glamorous pinup babes as well as anyone and brings a certain sultriness to whatever he captures? Perhaps it's because there's a little something kinky coming out in his photos, even if it's not what we typically think of when we see the word "fetish." Unless your fetish is smoking hot models and sexy pornstars, that is. More »
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    Pmatt Freedman: Silent Color, Tasty Nudes

    We've found ourselves quite taken by the striking imagery in Pmatt Freedman's online portfolio. (We're also taken by his name. Do you think the P or the M is silent?) His collections of nudes contains works in bold colors, some haunting black and white studies, and models that look like real (and sexy) people as opposed to plasticized mannequins. More »
  • #fetishiswhereyoufindit

    Invasion Of The Chewing Girls

    Four out of five dentists may recommend chewing sugarless gum to their patients who chew gum, but a whopping five out of five Fleshbot staff members recommend chewing gum while topless to just about everyone. But the bubble blowing babes in photographer-slash-conceptual artist Cle9's gallery aren't just up to some harmless masticating fun: "They claim to be a group of revolutionists armed with chewing-gum bombs, the last artificial creatures of the 'sociéteacute; du spectacle', ego wandering zombies, mythomaniacs who want to pass themselves off as young girls or as prematurely aged ones ... Will their chewing-gum bubbles cover them up entirely until they disappear? Will the girls explode when the bubbles burst? Or will these explosions bring about the end of us all?" Dammit, why do those conceptual artists have to make things so complicated? More »
  • #photography

    At Home With Trevor Brady

    Trevor Brady is a Canadian artist by way of Cape Town, South Africa, and if his online portfolio is any indication, he's amassed quite a catalog of advertising, fashion and artistic work over the years. But for obvious reasons, we're most taken by his "At Home" series of pictures that explores the "comfort of nudity in one's home." You see, we're all about encouraging nudity in the home, even though when we leave our own homes on the three-hour bus commute to Fleshbot World HQ each day, our long day of nakedness is just beginning. More »
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    Jacek Pomykalski's Black & White Nudes

    Sometimes, all those crazy in-your-face smut-mongers and gonzo artists we come across put us in a state of sensory overload. We need a moment to step back from all those garish colors and loud screams and think about what is simple and pure and basic. So when we see something as classic, clean and easy on the eyes as Jacek Pomykalski's portfolio of black and white nudes, it really helps to gently ease us back into our work week. Then we get a few too many eyefuls of those sexy European models, and all that relaxation crap goes right out the window. No rest for the weary, as usual. More »
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    Erik Bont Photography

    Some photographers like to take photos of rock stars, while others prefer to take normal subjects and make them look like rock stars. That's the idea we took away from looking at Erik Bont's online portfolio, where slinky babes appear as oiled up glamour goddess who probably know a thing or two about tearing up a hotel room. These models may very well be responsible and productive citizens, but if a slick looking photograph can create that little bit of an edge you've been looking for, who is going to complain about that? More »
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    Classic Black & White Nudes By Volker Lang

    Some artists like to make things complicated while others like to keep it simple. German Volker Lang doesn't fill his photographs with ridiculous costumes and props or impossibly landscaped backgrounds, he just shoots a beautiful woman (and the occasional dude) relaxing in the buff. The portraits many not be challenging to digest, but how hard is it to understand sexy? Sometimes a pretty girl with no clothes and a camera are the only things in this world that make any sense. More »
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    Erotic Photography From Bauer Nudes

    In another lifetime, we could have seen ourselves living in Europe and photographing beautiful naked babes for a living. Of course, that would require talent, a passport and a camera—three things we do not possess. Since we're stuck here on this side of the ocean, we'll have to rely on people like Daniel Bauer to do that work for us. He has his own online operation starring dozens of sexy women captured with all their natural beauty. Some of them even have real boobs ... and hair! There are photos and videos for sale, but there's also plenty of free galleries to whet your appetite. Trust us when we say that there's something here for everyone. Everyone who likes to be turned on that is. More »
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    Black & White Hotness By Ron Tetteroo

    There's something about black and white photos that drives us wild. Maybe it's the fact that they seem artsy which makes us feel more classy when we're jacking it ... or maybe it's that they're just really, really hot. Ron Tetteroo's gallery of free "x-pix" has everything we could ask for—gorgeous black and white shots of equally gorgeous models, with some handcuffs and masks thrown in for good measure. (There's even a few color pictures, if you're into that too.) They're artistic enough to hang framed on your wall, yet sexy enough to get you off when there's no one else around. Or even if there is. More »
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    Ukrainian Photo Hotness From QwertyCrimea

    Keyboard jokes always make us giggle, which is probably why we find QwertyCrimea's internet handle so amusing. But we're not laughing at his portfolio of nude photos filled with gorgeous Eastern European models. Maybe it takes a certain sense of humor to capture all these smoldering babes on film, while still keeping your images classy and tasteful, but the whole thing is over our heads. As far as we can recall, there was absolutely nothing sexy about our old typing class, but those fingering exercises sure have come in handy. More »
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    Nude Portraits by Mimi Nikolova

    If you need a little nudity to get you through your Monday (or any day for that matter) this online photo gallery from Mimi Nikolova should do the trick. Unfortunately, we couldn't find any info about Mimi and her art, but the lack of text leaves plenty of room for her sharp artistic portraits of nude figures, ranging from dark and moody black and whites to high contrast, uh ... white on whites. It may not give you as much of a jolt as a double shot latte, but at least you won't have to stand in line and pay four bucks to get your pulse racing a little faster either. More »
  • #blastsfromthepast

    If these pictures of Diane "Helen of Troy" Kruger don't scream "struggling young actress who can't imagine this nude photo shoot will ever come back to haunt her, but it's okay anyway because they're tastefully black and white so it's like art, man" then we don't know what does. (drunkenstepfather.com)