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"Fuck Slut Punk" Has A Nice Ring To It

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

That's how Holly D describes herself. Frankly, we're fine with whatever label she'd like to have, she's still cute as a button! (That is, a button that does bukkake.)

Not only is she a Burning Angel starlet, but she's also done shows on the British erotic network, Television X, as well as a Playboy parody called "Gash in the Attic" (as in "Cash in the Attic," ha!). Her latest accomplishment is, of course, winning our hearts.

· Interview and pics at Holly D (bizarremag.com)

Kitty Lea Presents Ofrendas For The Dead

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

What? You've never offered anything to your ancestors on el Dia de los Muertos? This is what it looks like. Usually there are more skulls.

Everyone seems to think that Halloween is a great opportunity for women to show some skin, but Bizarre Magazine knows that real debauchery is best paired with colorful tribute to one's family. Observe, as Kitty Lea perfoms the ancient Fire-Boob-Skull Dance.

· Kitty Lea sexy model alt Day Of the Dead (bizarremag.com)

Uncovered Mosh Is Bizarre's Latest Cover Girl

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Altmodel Mosh has always made our stomach (and some other parts) do flips and turns—so it's not that surprising to learn that she spent her early life training to be a gymnast.

Okay, maybe that line was a bit of a stretch—but that's not what's important. What's important is that you can learn all you ever wanted to know about Mosh's Russian origins and gymnast/acrobat past (and see many more hot pictures of her!) in Bizarre's profile of this hot little Crush Object. (Now do you forgive us for that terrible pun?)

· Mosh (bizarremag.com)

It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's... Topless Girl!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:30:01 EST

Bizarre has put together a tribute to comics, with covergirl Raven saving the city in her best latex gear. Between this and "Watchmen"'s rumored sex scenes, our inner geek is having a field day.

· Superheroine Special: Raven AKA Olivia Rabanal (bizarremag.com)
· Superheroine Special: Raven AKA Olivia Rabanal Video (bizarremag.com)

Steampunk Gets Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

We should have seen it coming: anachrofabulous subculture steampunk has finally been elevated to the status of fetish. Any news on when we'll see a steampunk-themed alt site? (Is SteampunkSluts.com taken?) (bizarremag.com)

Behind The Scenes At Bizarre's Ponyplay Shoot

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:30:01 EST

Ever since that tragic horseback riding accident, we've been a bit frightened by the idea of ponyplay—but if there's anything that could help us overcome that trauma, it would definitely be this video.

Watching Bianca and Rubber Doll prance around in this behind the scenes video is pretty mesmerizing—we're really (really) looking forward to the photo spread. Who knew horses had so much cleavage?

· Bianca and Rubber Doll (bizarremag.com)

It's A Crush Object Christmas With Kitty Lea

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:30:10 EST

Certain commenters have lobbied to bestow Crush Object status upon lad mag model Kitty Lea—something we are quite well inclined to do (we're easy that way). Actually, we'll do even better than that: in addition to making Kitty a Crush Object, we'll also supply you with these beautiful pictures from Kitty's "Black Christmas" shoot for Bizarre. Okay now... who's your favorite blog again? (bizarremag.com)

A group in the Ukraine has been passing...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:30:37 EDT

A group in the Ukraine has been passing out fake Euro bills with adorable little prostitutes hidden in the design, which is supposed to convince women not to do it, we guess? Then again, reminding women that they can earn lots of Euros by selling sex might not have the intended effect. (telegraph.co.uk, via Sexoteric)

Justine Joli and Krista Ayne To Take You On Erotic Photo Hunt

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:30:00 EDT

Erotic Photo Hunt is a game played by many, but mastered by few and if you've ever spend more than 10 minutes in some of our nation's darkest and dullest bars, you've probably tried it yourself more than once. You know what we're talking about—the little machine at end of the bar that eats your quarters while you stare at two pictures and try to figure out how they're different. We always thought of it as just a way to drunkenly pass the time while you wait for the pool table to open up, but apparently it is a very serious sport destined to be contested in arenas and gymnasiums all across the land.

Yes, there is an actual Photo Hunt competition being held at a local watering hole in NYC later this month—which by itself seems pretty remarkable—but even more amazing is that it's being hosted by Penthouse Pets Krista Ayne and Justine Joli. Perhaps they will stand side by side and you'll get to point out the differences between them for cash and prizes. (Sadly, touch screen technology does not work on real Pets.) You better start practicing.

· Megatouch Erotic Photo Hunt Tournament (going.com)

Japanese Porn Covers Reveal The Fetishes That Cannot Be Spoken

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:30:30 EDT

A big part of what gives Japanese porn its WTF factor is that most native English speakers can't even being to translate the language. It's a thin line between a simple schoolgirl fantasy and an unintelligible cosplay orgy, and a few hours at your local karaoke bar won't be enough education to clue you in. So while this blog we've stumbled across seems to be a simple catalog of DVD releases complete with front and back cover art and screenshots, it won't take you long to feel like you're in over your head at some insane Tokyo fetish club. Then again, something like this would be confusing in pretty much any dialect.

· Japanese Porn DVDs (obscenely.blog121.fc2.com, via Otomano)

Heaven666 Helps You Find Your Favorite New Fetish (Videos)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:45:50 EDT

The person who uploaded the above video to Heaven666.org asked, "Is this some kind of fetish?" To which we reply, "Um, duh." After all, balloon and inflation fetishism is something we've covered here at Fleshbot many times over the years, and while it clearly gets some people panting faster it still manages to cause a lot of uncontrolled giggling in others. While it's not a porn site per se, Heaven666 does traffic in all kinds of wacky internet shenanigans. So naturally some wacky fetish videos are going to make the mix every now and then. Some of their visitors might be frightened and/or confused by a few of them, but we know our readers are a more sophisticated bunch who will merely see clips like these as additional pieces of the gorgeous mosaic that is human sexual expression.

OK, so maybe some of them might frighten and/or confuse you too. But who knows? You might even find something new to try out this weekend! Check out more clips from Heaven666 after the jump ... including one that actually is a little out there. Even for sophisticated types like us.

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· Rubber

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· Self-spanking

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· Sneaker sniffer

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· Tongue It

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· Worms

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· More @ Category - "Fetishes" (heaven666.org - thanks Catalin!)

Pervart: Art Made For, By and Of The Pervs

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:10:48 EDT

If you like art but are bored by paint-by-numbers flower vases and bowls of fruit and pretty pictures of pastures, then maybe you need something a little more, uh ... unique. (And preferably more dirty.) In that case, a blog called Pervart seems like a good place to start. That's how we found this Flickr gallery of remixed porno pictures made super adorable with the addition of things like Space Invaders and our little friend Gizmo. There's more fantastic finds after the jump, even if the site is in need of an update. Man (and woman) cannot live on porno pancakes alone.

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SexBjayjay by GApe Art

Stag Party by Rachel Bradley (rachebradley.net)HO T s YRUP by mickyotooledoodles

· Pervart (pervart.net)
Previously: Design & Cum On Flickr

A new website is offering tips on passionate...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:15:40 EDT

A new website is offering tips on passionate lovemaking for couples, but there's one small catch you should be aware of: it's written by Catholic monk who happens to be celibate. So maybe you should get a second opinion before you follow any of his advice, just to be safe. (szansaspotkania.net + metro.co.uk)

Apparently, some people find it a little...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:42:48 EDT

Apparently, some people find it a little unusual that Penthouse—which also owns Adult Friend Finder—would own Christian social networking site BigChurch.com. We're all for inclusion and everything, but that is a pretty big church. (telegraph.co.uk)

Hey kids, come gather round the hearth,...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:12:19 EDT

Hey kids, come gather round the hearth, because we want to tell you about those old timey days when music was not downloaded for free off BitTorrent, but was instead sold on big round black discs. And those discs were kept in giant packages that we called "record covers." And those covers ... were totally perverted and fucked up. Us old folk don't know what we were thinking back then. (blackbookmag.com)

Blonde Zombies Will Eat Your (Sexy) Brains Out

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:15:53 EDT

It's important to keep a sense of humor in a job like this. Watching people do dirty things day after day after day can get pretty exhausting if you can't find new ways to make it fun and interesting—and "interesting" is certainly one way to describe Blonde Zombies. While not a adult site per se, this kooky blog collects bizarre magazine covers, pulp novels, were-woman comics, Japanese manga, and anything else that's just generally weird or sexy or (preferably) both. ("Betty and Gay" anyone?) Plus, it's written in a language that we don't understand, which just adds to the fun and confusion. Don't ask us to explain much more than that, because if what we've told you doesn't pique your interest even a little bit then maybe you're already too far gone to care.

· Blonde Zombies (blondezombies.com)

If you listen to porn backwards will it...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:37:37 EST

If you listen to porn backwards will it reveal all the mysteries of the universe or will it just convince you to buy old Black Sabbath records? Honestly, we think most starlets sound the same coming or going. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

We're happy that Mike and Mandy's Porn Emporium...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:34:11 EST

We're happy that Mike and Mandy's Porn Emporium was kind enough to share 100 nude photos with us, but we're not sure why they're labeled as "quirky." Is a chick sticking a Snickers bar in her butt while in the toilet somehow unusual? (mikeyandmandy.com)

A Massachusetts doctor claims he was just...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:40:45 EST

A Massachusetts doctor claims he was just doing "research" when a undercover cop busted him for solicitation of prostitution ... which is actually a pretty good alibi when your specialty is infectious diseases and STDs. How do you think he became an expert in the first place? (telegram.com)

Flesh Flicks: Undercover Lover

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:19:14 EST

This video just defies all porn and sex logic (such as it is.) We can understand if you want to cover your face—cowardly, yes, but one never knows if they might decide to run for president some day. And pantyhose (with white socks!) can help the circulation in your legs, but ... stockings on the arms too? And a ridiculously oversized college t-shirt? In fact, the man is wearing a condom throughout the entire act, which means he manages to have a complete round sexual intercourse without any part of his skin ever coming into contact with the woman he's fucking. That's ... incredible? We don't know a lot, but we do know that these things are much easier without multiple layers of fabric between you and your partner. Oh, and the woman is sorta flexible as if that even matters anymore.

· "Gymnast Fuck" (Megarotic)

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