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#babes
Kitty Lea Presents Ofrendas For The Dead
What? You've never offered anything to your ancestors on el Dia de los Muertos? This is what it looks like. Usually there are more skulls. More » -
#alt
Uncovered Mosh Is Bizarre's Latest Cover Girl
Altmodel Mosh has always made our stomach (and some other parts) do flips and turns—so it's not that surprising to learn that she spent her early life training to be a gymnast. More » -
#babes
It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's... Topless Girl!
Bizarre has put together a tribute to comics, with covergirl Raven saving the city in her best latex gear. Between this and "Watchmen"'s rumored sex scenes, our inner geek is having a field day. More »
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#alt
Steampunk Gets Sexy
We should have seen it coming: anachrofabulous subculture steampunk has finally been elevated to the status of fetish. Any news on when we'll see a steampunk-themed alt site? (Is SteampunkSluts.com taken?) (bizarremag.com) -
#video
Behind The Scenes At Bizarre's Ponyplay Shoot
Ever since that tragic horseback riding accident, we've been a bit frightened by the idea of ponyplay—but if there's anything that could help us overcome that trauma, it would definitely be this video. More » -
#babes
It's A Crush Object Christmas With Kitty Lea
Certain commenters have lobbied to bestow Crush Object status upon lad mag model Kitty Lea—something we are quite well inclined to do (we're easy that way). Actually, we'll do even better than that: in addition to making Kitty a Crush Object, we'll also supply you with these beautiful pictures from Kitty's "Black Christmas" shoot for Bizarre. Okay now... who's your favorite blog again? (bizarremag.com) -
#europeans
A group in the Ukraine has been passing out fake Euro bills with adorable little prostitutes hidden in the design, which is supposed to convince women not to do it, we guess? Then again, reminding women that they can earn lots of Euros by selling sex might not have the intended effect. (telegraph.co.uk, via Sexoteric) -
#pornstars
Justine Joli and Krista Ayne To Take You On Erotic Photo Hunt
Erotic Photo Hunt is a game played by many, but mastered by few and if you've ever spend more than 10 minutes in some of our nation's darkest and dullest bars, you've probably tried it yourself more than once. You know what we're talking about—the little machine at end of the bar that eats your quarters while you stare at two pictures and try to figure out how they're different. We always thought of it as just a way to drunkenly pass the time while you wait for the pool table to open up, but apparently it is a very serious sport destined to be contested in arenas and gymnasiums all across the land. More » -
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#fetish
Japanese Porn Covers Reveal The Fetishes That Cannot Be Spoken
A big part of what gives Japanese porn its WTF factor is that most native English speakers can't even being to translate the language. It's a thin line between a simple schoolgirl fantasy and an unintelligible cosplay orgy, and a few hours at your local karaoke bar won't be enough education to clue you in. So while this blog we've stumbled across seems to be a simple catalog of DVD releases complete with front and back cover art and screenshots, it won't take you long to feel like you're in over your head at some insane Tokyo fetish club. Then again, something like this would be confusing in pretty much any dialect. More » -
#fetishiswhereyoufindit
Heaven666 Helps You Find Your Favorite New Fetish (Videos)
The person who uploaded the above video to Heaven666.org asked, "Is this some kind of fetish?" To which we reply, "Um, duh." After all, balloon and inflation fetishism is something we've covered here at Fleshbot many times over the years, and while it clearly gets some people panting faster it still manages to cause a lot of uncontrolled giggling in others. While it's not a porn site per se, Heaven666 does traffic in all kinds of wacky internet shenanigans. So naturally some wacky fetish videos are going to make the mix every now and then. Some of their visitors might be frightened and/or confused by a few of them, but we know our readers are a more sophisticated bunch who will merely see clips like these as additional pieces of the gorgeous mosaic that is human sexual expression. More » -
#art
Pervart: Art Made For, By and Of The Pervs
If you like art but are bored by paint-by-numbers flower vases and bowls of fruit and pretty pictures of pastures, then maybe you need something a little more, uh ... unique. (And preferably more dirty.) In that case, a blog called Pervart seems like a good place to start. That's how we found this Flickr gallery of remixed porno pictures made super adorable with the addition of things like Space Invaders and our little friend Gizmo. There's more fantastic finds after the jump, even if the site is in need of an update. Man (and woman) cannot live on porno pancakes alone. More » -
#advice
A new website is offering tips on passionate lovemaking for couples, but there's one small catch you should be aware of: it's written by Catholic monk who happens to be celibate. So maybe you should get a second opinion before you follow any of his advice, just to be safe. (szansaspotkania.net + metro.co.uk) -
#socialnetworking
Apparently, some people find it a little unusual that Penthouse—which also owns Adult Friend Finder—would own Christian social networking site BigChurch.com. We're all for inclusion and everything, but that is a pretty big church. (telegraph.co.uk) -
#music
Hey kids, come gather round the hearth, because we want to tell you about those old timey days when music was not downloaded for free off BitTorrent, but was instead sold on big round black discs. And those discs were kept in giant packages that we called "record covers." And those covers ... were totally perverted and fucked up. Us old folk don't know what we were thinking back then. (blackbookmag.com) -
#blogs
Blonde Zombies Will Eat Your (Sexy) Brains Out
It's important to keep a sense of humor in a job like this. Watching people do dirty things day after day after day can get pretty exhausting if you can't find new ways to make it fun and interesting—and "interesting" is certainly one way to describe Blonde Zombies. While not a adult site per se, this kooky blog collects bizarre magazine covers, pulp novels, were-woman comics, Japanese manga, and anything else that's just generally weird or sexy or (preferably) both. ("Betty and Gay" anyone?) Plus, it's written in a language that we don't understand, which just adds to the fun and confusion. Don't ask us to explain much more than that, because if what we've told you doesn't pique your interest even a little bit then maybe you're already too far gone to care. More » -
#wtf
If you listen to porn backwards will it reveal all the mysteries of the universe or will it just convince you to buy old Black Sabbath records? Honestly, we think most starlets sound the same coming or going. (thenaughtyamerican.com) -
#food
We're happy that Mike and Mandy's Porn Emporium was kind enough to share 100 nude photos with us, but we're not sure why they're labeled as "quirky." Is a chick sticking a Snickers bar in her butt while in the toilet somehow unusual? (mikeyandmandy.com) -
#prostitution
A Massachusetts doctor claims he was just doing "research" when a undercover cop busted him for solicitation of prostitution ... which is actually a pretty good alibi when your specialty is infectious diseases and STDs. How do you think he became an expert in the first place? (telegram.com) -
#hardcore
Flesh Flicks: Undercover Lover
This video just defies all porn and sex logic (such as it is.) We can understand if you want to cover your face—cowardly, yes, but one never knows if they might decide to run for president some day. And pantyhose (with white socks!) can help the circulation in your legs, but ... stockings on the arms too? And a ridiculously oversized college t-shirt? In fact, the man is wearing a condom throughout the entire act, which means he manages to have a complete round sexual intercourse without any part of his skin ever coming into contact with the woman he's fucking. That's ... incredible? We don't know a lot, but we do know that these things are much easier without multiple layers of fabric between you and your partner. Oh, and the woman is sorta flexible as if that even matters anymore. More » -
#wtf
A man in England has been sentenced to probation for trying to have sex with a bike. That is all. (bbc.co.uk) -
#fetishiswhereyoufindit
Overly Specific Fetish Sites Are No Laughing Matter
We've said it many times, but some people still just don't believe it—if you can dream it, someone one on the interweb is probably already doing it. If fact, we've covered quite a few of the unusually specific fetish sites mentioned in this point-and-laugh blog post, but should anybody really be surprised that there are places on the web devoted to chicks with balloons, or Princess Leia, or women in spacesuits? They may not be your particular tastes (although we do like a lady with a good sandwich), but we're never ones to judge anyone on their kinks. Besides what's wrong with clown porn? Or sandwiches? Mmmm ... sandwiches. More » -
#wtf
A woman in Nigeria is accused of stealing her lover's "organ" (metaphorically, we think?) and he gets arrested after forcibly trying to get it back. A similar thing happened to us once, but we just thought it was because we drank too much beer. (allafrica.com) -
#digitaldeviants
After Hours With Gaby Trautmann And Friends
By day, German artist and graphic designer Gaby Trautmann and her helpmeets Marlis and Siadanea work at a "large newspaper publishing house in Hamburg", but when they're off the clock they collaborate on a sprawling digital art portfolio featuring things which include (but are far from being limited to) naked babes, virtual porn studios, bus stop handjobs, amputee fetishism, giantess fantasies, extreme bondage, erotic torture, dead hookers, blowjob castrations, skeleton fucking, alien sex, and horny robots. More » -
#art
Oddly Sexy Art By Japi Honoo
We always get a bit bright-eyed and bushy-tailed when we see spindly, weird, surrealistic creatures with nice round asses. There's just something about the combination of sexy images and slightly nauseating images that gives us a warm and happy feeling—or maybe that's just the rising bile. Italian digital artist Japi Honoo has got a new and improved website with photo manipulations and vector art, or Japanese inspired digital illustrations of pretty ladies. His work is also featured on Porn Saints, and if you look close you may even spot a photo manipulation of a Fleshbot contributor in there somewhere. -AR More »
