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We Heart Brooklyn Girls ... Again

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:30:00 EDT

The Brooklyn girls are back. Last year, 12 foxy femmes from the borough banded together for a sexy calendar (for charity, natch) and they've done it again for 2009. They've abandoned Coney Island to become "working girls"—no, not that kind—but we think you'll like the results just the same. And if you've got a problem with Brooklyn girls, maybe you can explain it to them before they bash your teeth in.

· I Heart Brooklyn Girls 2009 (iheartbrooklyngirls.com)
· I *Heart* Brooklyn Girls Calendar 2009 (pleasurehappens.blogspot.com)

"Seat Girls" Prove That Less Is More

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 09:53:53 EDT

The principle of Occam's Razor suggests that the simplest course of action is often the correct one. A website that has no title, no links and no advertising or graphics of any kind, would seem to submit to that ideal. Especially when the one thing it does have is slow-motion video of bikini-clad beach volleyball dancers gyrating seductively over a soundtrack of Johnny Cash music. Yes, it's simple—and serves no obvious purpose—but it's still very, very effective.

· Beach Dancers (full video @ seatgirls.rj41.ch, via gorillamask.net)

Do you want to look as good as Helen Mirren...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:20:21 EDT

Do you want to look as good as Helen Mirren does in a bikini when you're 63 years old? Apparently, all you have to do is put your hand on your forehead—because that's the magical fashion pose that makes everyone look like a supermodel! (Also? Britain really loves their red swimsuits.) (dailymail.co.uk)

Once again, we find ourselves a little jealous...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:01:33 EDT

Once again, we find ourselves a little jealous of Hungary and their seeming surplus of saucy babes. All this and goulash too? That just doesn't seem fair. (cameltap.com)

The Ass Thread: What The Internet Was Meant To Be

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:20:48 EDT

We try not to spend too much (or any) time on message boards, because that way lies flame wars and madness. Still, there are occasional moments when the collective hive mind of the internet creates something useful and informative, and so we present you with "The Ass Thread." No political rants, no insane conspiracy theories ... and we're pretty sure no one has called anyone a Nazi. (Yet.) Just a thread full of hot, sweaty, generally uncovered asses! It pretty much restores our faith in the World Wide Web as a communications medium. We're not ready to start editing Wikipedia discussion pages or anything, but it's a start.

· The Ass Thread (theboredspot.com, via blography)

Anna Kournikova hasn't picked up a tennis...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:01:15 EDT

Anna Kournikova hasn't picked up a tennis racket in years, but that doesn't mean she isn't still beloved by the Maxim set. Besides, laying on the beach is easy, but tennis is hard! (maxim.com - thanks Sanj)

Leryn Franco Shows Why Hot Olympians Make Us Sweat

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:45:08 EDT

We've obviously got a serious case of Olympic fever around here, which is why we regret not being able to fit every single Olympic hottie into the athletic supporting galleries we've been featuring lately: we simply wouldn't have time to post about anything else. Good thing the games will still be going on for a few more weeks, so we'll keep doing our best to introduce you to even more gold medal babes as we find them. Today, for example, we'd like you to meet Leryn Franco, a javelin hurler from Paraguay who pays for her training with a second career as a bikini model. Which isn't as crazy as it sounds: after all, flexible hours and good pay—plus a strong incentive to stay in shape—make modeling the perfect day job to help pay for all that training. And while you're waiting for your next track and field meet, you might as well make your incredibly hot body useful in the meantime.

· Leryn Franco Calendar (pbase.com)
· "Buff and in the buff" (azcentral.com)

If you're at a beach right now ... we hate...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:40:00 EDT

If you're at a beach right now ... we hate you. But the rest of us can perhaps find some solace in this gallery of naked amateur beach bunnies. You don't even need suntan lotion. (Wait, maybe you will....) (phun.org)

We're intrigued by this story about Kacey...

Jonnobot — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:30:51 EDT

We're intrigued by this story about Kacey Montoya, an exotic dancer and glamour model who magically transformed into a Palm Springs morning news anchor, although we're not sure why she felt she had to do through three different aliases on her journey—we think Kacey Bytheway would have served her equally well in all her careers. In fact, we just might have to "borrow" that name ourselves when we quit the porn blogging biz and move on to ... uh, something else. (guanabee.com)

Helen Mirren Is Aging Better Than You Are

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:35:57 EDT

We think that what we love most about the summer is how it brings all the hot, young, sexy celebrities out the beach to frolic in their bikinis. You know, girls like Helen Mirren. Wait ... is this the same Helen Mirren who won an Oscar for playing Queen Elizabeth (the old one) and turns 63 years old this month? Because ... dang. She actually looks really good in that two piece! Those aren't even Photoshopped glossy magazine abs either! We guess that's why she's Dame Helen Mirren to you commoners.

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· Helen Mirren the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63 (thisislondon.co.uk)

The Never Ending Beach Volleyball Summer: Grab The Excitement! (And Maybe An Ass Or Two)

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:10:11 EDT

Speaking of the Wide World of Exotic Oceanside Sports ... it's beach volleyball season! You know, that time of year when insanely toned athletic babes put on insanely small bikinis in order to dig and spike for your amusement? Sadly, great swaths of our country are landlocked, making these areas underserved when it comes to sexy sand-based sports. There is help for these folks, however, in the form of a web gallery we stumbled across filled close-up shots of the best asses on the pro beach volleyball tour. Think of it as a CARE package for the tight and sand-covered butt deprived.

· The Ass-entials of Beach Volleyball (coedmagazine.com)

Just a reminder that the Miss Universe Pageant...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:55:12 EDT

Just a reminder that the Miss Universe Pageant is coming up this weekend, so you still have a chance to do some research on your favorite country (and its representative babe) before placing your bets. We've got a good feeling about Miss Norway, but we tend to have good feelings about any attractive woman in a swimsuit and high heels. Besides, there are so many nations and so little time ... (missuniverse.com - thanks AJ)

We do our best around here to research these...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:35:51 EDT

We do our best around here to research these things, really, but (1) we don't know who these gals are, (2) we don't know what they're fighting about and, (3) frankly, we don't care. When watching skinny Italian babes in bikinis get into a knock-down, drag-out, hair-pulling catfight, little details like that aren't that important. (Click for video.)

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· Hottie Fight video (break.com)

Big Boobs Lovers Unite: The Best Busty Models From The "Urban" Scene

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:58:48 EDT

"Urban" models sometimes get a bum deal in our world—partly because people aren't that comfortable using the word "urban" as a label for people, but that's another topic. However, as this post over at Boobie Blog proves, busty babes who look good in (or falling out of) bikinis come in all colors. You won't see these girls in Nuts or Zoo Weekly (or even FHM and Maxim), but even if they aren't as well known, their racks stack up with the best of 'em. In fact, you may recognize quite a few of them from their prominent placement in music videos, but if you've been wondering who that was that girl shaking her thing, now you can finally put a name to the uh ... face.

· Top 10 Boobs In Relation To Body Frame! (boobieblog.com)

Christie Brinkley is blaming her nasty,...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:15:00 EDT

Christie Brinkley is blaming her nasty, high-profile tabloid divorce on her "deviant" husband and his porn addiction, but the brave New York Daily News isn't buying it! To prove that porn isn't to blame, they asked the opinion of totally unbiased observers ... like Hillary Scott and Joanna Angel! (But seriously, going online to ogle pictures of sexy, half-naked ladies? What a creep!) (nydailynews.com)

Serbian Bond Girl tennis babe Ana Ivanovic...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:55:24 EDT

Serbian ~~Bond Girl~~ tennis babe Ana Ivanovic may not have won anything at Wimbledon this year, but she's still the No. 1 player in the world and the No. 1 female tennis player currently featured in her swimsuit in FHM magazine. And isn't that what's really important? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

There's Always Room For Jell-O Wrestling

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EDT

Girls fighting in kiddie pools full of gelatin is usually a sober, dignified affair, but one sore loser at a Cambridge University contest had to go and spoil the dignity of the occasion by punching out a few spectators. Hey, this is Cambridge jelly wrestling—show some respect! (dailymail.co.uk, via nerve.com)

Alex Curran Reports On Latest Bikini Fashions

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:20:34 EDT

Why hello there, Alex Curran. Are all the Daily Mirror columnists as lovely as you? Between these pictures of you at the pool and the Page Three girls, UK newspapers are actually making us interested in keeping up on current events. Any way we can arrange for a delivery like this every morning? (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Australians discover the charms of swimsuit...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Australians discover the charms of swimsuit supermodel Marisa Miller. We know they're way down under, but what took so long? (cameltap.com)

Who is Phoebe Price and why do people keep...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:20:00 EDT

Who is Phoebe Price and why do people keep taking pictures of her in a bikini? Even the tabloid press can't seem to figure it out and it's their job to know these things! Well, it's still a girl in a bikini and she was great on that "X-Files" episode. (gallery below; tmz.com + nypost.com)

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