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Bondi Beach Babes: Lara Bingle And Jessica Hart

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Up here in the northern hemisphere, you better believe that it's cold outside. But Down Under in Australia, beach season's in high gear—a fact that Lara Bingle and Jessica Hart were more than happy to take advantage of.

And we, on our part, are more than happy to take advantage of our access to paparazzi photos of these women on the beach! It warms our spirits to know that, cold as it may be in New York, it's always bikini season somewhere...and bikini ogling season at Fleshbot.

Photo source: Pacific Coast News

Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News

Take A Peek At Kristin Davis (And Her Nipple)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Kristin Davis may or may not have appeared in this sex tape, but there's no denying that this is definitely her nipple slipping out of a bikini top. Isn't it nice to have a little certainty in this world? (taxidrivermovie.com)

Bouncing Boobs Sell Some Sort Of Product

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Okay, okay...we know this is a commercial for something, but with all that boobtastic booblicious bouncing, we just can't quite figure out what, precisely, is being sold. Maybe if we stare harder at the boobs, we'll figure it out? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Emma Watson Slips On A Bikini (And Slips Us A Nipple)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Like all child stars, Emma Watson runs the risk of being permanently defined by her childhood role (especially since she's played Hermione Granger in, like, twenty movies). How does a budding starlet break free from the chains of childhood?

Simple: by abandoning the trappings of childhood quickly and efficiently, and giving the paparazzi plenty of sexy shots to help us all forget that cute little kid she used to be. With this photo—and the many others that have come before—Emma seems well on the way to eradicating all memory of Hermione...whatever her last name is.

· Emma Watson Bikini Pictures (egotastic.com)

Zoe Saldana Transports Us To Our Happy Place

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

You don't have to be a ~~Trekkie~~ ~~Trekker~~ sci-fi fan to appreciate Zoe "Uhura" Saldana's charms...but it does help to be an admirer of the female form.

And when it comes to these photos from Details, it's even more helpful if you happen to be one of those discerning connoisseurs who can spot the outline of an erect nipple from a mile away—yes, if you're one of those sharp-eyed savants, you should get an extra kick out of Zoe's fine selection of swimsuit shots.

· Zoe Saldana (egotastic.com)

Madame Mode Reveals Some Very Revealing Swimwear

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

True, it's mid-November, and beach season is about as far away as it can possibly get. But it's never too early to start thinking about next year's summer fashions...especially when those summer fashions look like this.

In fact, if the magazines keep featuring designs like this, we might just have to up and move ourselves to Florida...all the better to never miss a single day of beach season (or a single monokini, for that matter).

http://www.fashionising.com/pictures/b--Bikinis-and-nudity-in-Madame-Mode-2460.html">Bikinis and nudity in Madame Mode (fashionising.com, via fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Jessica Gomes Makes A Compelling Argument For Going Hybrid

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

No, we're not talking about hybrid cars (though those are pretty nice too). We're talking about the hybrids that arise when you put Singaporean, Portuguese, and Australian DNA in a melting pot...and produce the delicious mix that is Jessica.

Just think: if all the peoples of the world stopped fighting each other, and started making sweet, sweet love...what a beautiful, beautiful world it would be.

· Jessica Gomes Bikini Pictures from FHM Portugal (egotastic.com)

The Pornstar Pool Party Was Clothing-Optional, Duh

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

Now that Daylight Saving Time has darkened our lives, it's the perfect time to look back at an amazing pool party in sunny Florida. With naked babes. That we didn't go to.

The 17th Annual NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show was in town, so Alektra Blue, Alexis Ford, Christy Wild, Derrick Pierce, Evelyn Rose, Jessica Drake, Kayden Kross, Kaylani Lei, Kylie Ireland, Mariah Milano, Trina Michaels, and Zoe Britton were all there. And some of them judged a Bikini-less Bikini Contest! Best of all, there are pictures. Give yourself ten minutes, grab a Sex On The Beach, and pretend you were there (that's what we're doing).

· The Alektra Blue picture, plus many more at Porn star pool party at Caliente (creativeloafing.com)

Joanna Krupa Returns To Playboy

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

For some people, Dancing With The Stars isn't enough. After all, there's no greater dance than the Playboy cover hustle.

The last time Joanna Krupa graced the pages of Playboy was June 2005! That was a whole other government administration. Pope Benedict XVI was barely pope! It's about time Joanna got back on the nudity game. We can't wait to see what she has to offer this amazing new world we live in. While we wait for the December issue, let's enjoy some vintage Joanna Krupa.

Photos via FListed (flisted.com)

Jessica Jane Clement Is A Handful

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Hard as we've wished (and trust us, we've wished pretty hard), we've never had the good fortune to hold one of Jessica Jane Clement's massive mammaries in the palm of our hand. Not like this lucky fellow.

What's his secret, do you think? Money? Amazing good looks? A powerful aphrodisiac? Some sort of voodoo? Well, whatever it is, we're jealous. (And if anyone knows anything about voodoo and/or aphrodisiacs, please give us a call, would you?)

Jessica Jane Clement (taxidrivermovie.com)
Jessica Jane Clement (taxidrivermovie.com)

The Bigger The Hoop, The Bigger The Hula

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

When you think about it, there's no real reason why this should be hot. But damn, it is hot.

There's a good deal of symbolism involved in hula hooping: The hoop, a perfect circle, represents life. It is only kept in motion by the constant hip-rocking of a bikini-clad goddess. Should she stop, the hoop would fall, ending life as we know it.

As a tribute, COED Magazine presents ten videos of different girls performing the sacred art. Hula on, lifekeepers. Hula on.

Photo via Hot Legs and Feet (ddfcash.com)

The Bikini Beckons

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

We've got to admit, we're not used to watching girls put their clothing on. It's just not something that happens around us.

Nonetheless, the sight of bare boobs at the beach will warm your heart. Keep this for when winter comes, and you can even save money on your heating bills. For an extra special effect, try putting your ear up to a boob: you can hear the ocean!

· I Love Girls Putting on Bikini Tops at the Beach (boobieblog.com)

Abbey Clancy Gets Out Her Cans For Cans (Of Pepsi)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

WAG/model Abbey Clancy is putting her cans to good use (and one that's not just making us drool). She's gotten all dolled up an put the girls out there to shill for mansoda Pepsi Max.

Because if a half-naked, wet Abbey Clancy doesn't make you want to spend your shillings on a diet soda for men...we're not sure that anything ever will.

· Abbey Clancy Peels Off! (zootoday.com)

Ashley Greene, Bikini Babe

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We've only known Ashley Greene for a very short while, but she's quickly become one of our favorite new celebrities. Only partially because she keeps posing for scantily clad pictures. Okay, mostly becuase of that. (egotastic.com)

Elisabetta Canalis: George Clooney's Good Luck Girl

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

How lucky is George Clooney? In addition to being rich, famous, attractive, and well-acquainted with the Liberator sex pillow, he also happens to date this woman, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. How does one man rack up so much good karma?

Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Monk's Sexy Monokini Stands No Chance Against The Waves

auryn — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Ah, bliss. After craving the opportunity to see Sophie Monk topless for so long, we now get to see her boobs twice in one day. If this isn't divine providence, we don't know what is.

If you haven't already gotten your fill of chance #1, here it is again. And again, and again, and again. (Because that's how many times we watched it.) There are even more photos—sexy bathing suit, boobs, and all—after the link. It must be our lucky day!

· Via Sophie Monk Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures (egotastic.com)

Hooters On Parade At The 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The Hooters formula is a tried and true success (who can say no to scantily clad women and fatty foods?)—but to be honest, we've always found the Hooters uniform to be a little, well, lacking.

Maybe it's those orange shorts, or the tan pantyhose, or that creepy owl—but anyway, what we're really trying to say here is that the Hooters Swimsuit Pageant is a vastly better way to experience the charms of your friendly neighborhood Hooters girl.

Perhaps the company will take note and consider a change in uniform? Bikinis might not be the most hygienic workplace attire...but we're sure the health inspector would be happy to turn a blind eye. Right?

· 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant (boobieblog.com)

Pornstars Now Available On Your iPhone (As Long As They Keep Their Clothes On)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

After countless rejections, Apple has finally allowed two pornstars to be represented in the iTunes app store. Both Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni have apps of their own (which—despite promises of frequent/intense sexual content or nudity—remain relatively tame).

At left, the most risque image in Sunny Leone's app. Hey, one step at a time, right? At least they're allowing pornstars into their gated castle. That's something right there. Well, at least until Apple goes all schizo and decides to reject the app after the fact.

· Apple Adds Porn Star's iPhone Apps

Olivia Wilde Peels Back The Layers

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:30:01 EDT

World's Hottest Woman Olivia Wilde is no stranger to nudity, but lately she's seemed more comfortable staying covered up. Hence the thrill at seeing her almost-but-not-quite-naked in these latest snaps from GQ. It's no "Alpha Dog"...but we'll take it.

· Olivia Wilde (egotastic.com)

Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer.

Yes, it's true, the video does feel like some 80's teensploitation pool flick (well, except for the lack of any nipple)—but come on, it's to raise awareness for breast cancer. And there are no nipples!

If the children of the world need to be protected from something this softcore, well, we don't want to see what they're like when they grow up.

· What is it about slow motion and breasts? (adrants.com)