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This Just In: Monster Dicks Continue To Pursue Young Chicks

DCypher — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:45:47 EDT

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, "Monster Dicks In Young Chicks". Unfortunately, Hustler didn't provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let's just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we?

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• Hustler (hustlerworld.com)

Beauties Vs. Beasts: The Saga Continues

DCypher — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:20:08 EDT

In the original version of the French fairy tale "Beauty and the Beast", a cruel Prince is fated to live as a ghastly creature until he is released from his spell and united with his Princess forever. With various modifications, the story became the basis for several well-known adaptations over the years: artists as diverse as Jean Cocteau and the Disney corporation found inspiration in this classic tale of true love.

While we'd love to say that the folks at Vengeance XXX drew upon this illustrious creative lineage in producing "Beauties and the Beast 2". the fact is that this is not so much a sequel as a full-blown reimagining of the source material. To say the (very) least.

In fact, they don't even pretend that there's a story here: "Beauties and the Beast 2" merely cribs a famous title and goes straight to the meat of the matter by pitting Boz’s monstrous unit against the likes of hapless beauties Bella Ling, Alyssa Dior, Lana Violet, Britney Stevens, and Carmella Santiago. Who needs all that tedious expository dialogue anyway?

Nevertheless, "Beauties and the Beast 2" still functions as a sort of porn fairy tale by showing us that monsters really do exist ... and there really are beauties out there capable of taming them. In fact, everyone winds up with a happy ending after all—happy and sore, that is. But still happy!

• "Beauties and the Beast 2" (.wmv trailer @ newsensations.com)
• Vengeance XXX (vengeancexxx.com)
• Photos courtesy Digital Sin/New Sensations (newsensations.com)

This Just In: Pornstars Still Like It Big

DCypher — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:40:53 EDT

Since we last reported on this important topic, we'd love to be able to tell you that there's been a sea change in the way the adult industry views men with average-sized members, and that the whole "size matters" debate is one we can relegate to the dustbin of history along with Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, the musical version of "Carrie", and the last season of "American Idol". But alas, Brazzers' latest compilation of scenes from their PornStarsLikeItBig.com website clearly shows us that this is not the case—and no amount of penis pumping or Enzyte or yohimbe can make up for it.

In "Porn Stars Like It Big Volume 2", size queens Cody Lane, Memphis Monroe, Puma Swede, Brooke Belle, and Savannah Gold lay to rest the pleasant fantasy some men have that women don't care about size by riding some of the biggest meat in the industry; in true Brazzers style, the apparent size and heft of said meat is enhanced by the judicious use of certain camera angles, casting actresses with small hands, and plenty of exaggerated "omg I can't buh-LIEVE the size of that thing!" facial expressions all around just in case you didn't already realize that the meat in question is, in fact, pretty darn big.

No one said life was fair. Still, know that we love you no matter what you're packing.

· Order: "Porn Stars Like It Big Volume 2" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
· See also: Porn Stars Like It Big (paysite @ pornstarslikeitbig.com)

Let us now sing the praises of the adorably...

Jonnobot — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:51:18 EST

Let us now sing the praises of the adorably snaggletooth'd Jenni Lee, one of the legions of underappreciated porn starlets who deserve some sort of trophy for working tirelessly towards our collective bemusement. (We'd totally set up some sort of awards ceremony ourselves, but we're a little distracted studying her qualifications at the moment.) (video + galleries @ orgasmatrix.com)

Porn of the Semi-Virginal Moment: "Her First Monster Dick #2"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 15 May 2007 19:00:56 EDT

Micah Moore and Kylee King are both presented with something that, according to the title of this film, should be surprising. Yet I am not convinced that Kylee (left) is a stranger to monster dicks. Rather, her expression suggests even a studied annoyance with them, as if this one couldn't possibly hold any novelty for her, just jets of sperm. Only Micah remembers to Be Aware of Wonder in this movie with the almost-fit-to-print subheading "Assholes Destroyed by Monster Cocks". - GP

· Buy "Her First Monster Dick #2" (gamelink.com)
· MayhemXXX (mayhemxxx.com)

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