Fleshbot: straight, beach

Topless Amateur Gives Us So Much More To Love

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

At first glance, this photo appears to be just a run of the mill photo of a lovely young woman sunning herself at the beach. And don't get us wrong, it is...but it's also so much more.

Yes, on closer inspection, one can see that this particular photo of a lovely young woman sunning herself at the beach features a lovely young woman...with a third nipple (or as we like to think of it, an extra love button). We're not sure where these pictures were taken—but you can rest assured we'll be keeping our eyes peeled for her...or others like her, in any case. Ladies, let your extra nipples out for air!

· Young Wife on the Beach (share-image.com, via indienudes.com)

It's An "Endless Bummer"—Except For Stacey Leigh Dearman

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

"National Lampoon's Endless Bummer" may not have much going for it in the way of plot, or witty dialogue, or talented performers—but it does have this nice scene of Stacey Leigh Dearman at the beach.

As long as you can tune out the painfully unfunny ramblings of the movie's protagonists, well...this is a pretty sweet twentysome seconds of cinema, if you want our opinion.

· "Endless Bummer" (imdb.com)
· Stacey Leigh Dearman in "Endless Bummer" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Kelly And Madison Do Miami

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Madison Welch and Kelly Andrews went on holiday in Miami. There were beaches, bikinis...and lots and lots of boobs. In fact, the only thing that was missing was us! Kelly, Madison...next time you'll call, right? (zootoday.com)

The Bikini Beckons

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

We've got to admit, we're not used to watching girls put their clothing on. It's just not something that happens around us.

Nonetheless, the sight of bare boobs at the beach will warm your heart. Keep this for when winter comes, and you can even save money on your heating bills. For an extra special effect, try putting your ear up to a boob: you can hear the ocean!

· I Love Girls Putting on Bikini Tops at the Beach (boobieblog.com)

Sea, Sex, And Sun

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Kamilla (sexoteric.com)

Proper Beach Attire

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:45:00 EDT

Haruka Morimura (juicyjav.com, via jheat.com)

Keira Knightley's One Woman Wet T-Shirt Contest

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:30:01 EDT

We've always wondered why, exactly, there's a prohibition on wearing white after Labor Day. Keira Knightley seems to have stumbled on the answer (though, to be fair, this probably would have happened before Labor Day, too). (Thanks SteelWolf!)

Keira Knightley (skins.be)
Keira Knightley (skins.be)
Keira Knightley (skins.be)

Fun In The Sun: Top Ten Amateur Beach Sex Videos

Kate Kant — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:00:00 EDT

It's Labor Day weekend! These are the last days before the beaches close, the sunshine starts to disappear, and women stop walking around half-naked. So grab a friend and find a private spot; we're gonna have sex on the beach!

Secluded or not, these couples take full advantage of their beach surroundings. From hidden, timid sex in the shade to full-blown fucking out in the open—these camera-wielding couples don't need to be told twice how to have fun in the sun.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

teen public beach fuck 1 (xtube.com)

Telezzoccole scena finale part2 (yuvutu.com)

Med beach blow job by a happy couple (yuvutu.com)

sex on the beach (yuvutu.com)

Beach fun (yuvutu.com)

sucked of by beach cumslut (xtube.com)

beach dogging (yuvutu.com)

trio in beach (yuvutu.com)

canary island (yuvutu.com)

nosotros en la playa de bolonia (yuvutu.com)

Bournemouth: The Hottest Beach In All Of Britain

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

What makes Bournemouth Britain's Hottest Beach ? We'd have to go there to know for sure, but we suspect that all the topless, big-boobed ladies might have something to do with it. (zootoday.com)

Carla Velli Shows Us What She's Made Of

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Carla Velli has been referred to as the Scarlett Johansson of Italy. Of course, the one big difference is that, unlike ScarJo, Carla Velli actually takes off her top in public. (Then again, she's the ScarJo of Italy, not Iran.)

Carla Velli (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carla Velli (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carla Velli (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carla Velli (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carla Velli (taxidrivermovie.com)

Nothing Like A Six-Pack And A Day At The Beach

auryn — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Photo by Paddy Johnston (deviantart.com)

Paulina Porizkova: Older, But Still Topless (And Sexy!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We're fairly convinced that Paulina Porizkova was put on this earth to make women in their forties realize that it's a-ok to go topless on the beach. A message we completely, totally support.

Paulina Porizkova (taxidrivermovie.com)
Paulina Porizkova (taxidrivermovie.com)
Paulina Porizkova (taxidrivermovie.com)
Paulina Porizkova (taxidrivermovie.com)
Paulina Porizkova (taxidrivermovie.com)
Paulina Porizkova (taxidrivermovie.com)
Paulina Porizkova (taxidrivermovie.com)
Paulina Porizkova (taxidrivermovie.com)
Paulina Porizkova (taxidrivermovie.com)

Sophie Monk In A Bikini: One Of Life's Simple Pleasures

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Q: Will we ever get tired of seeing Sophie Monk in a bikini?

A: ...wait, that's a serious question? Uh, are you blind?

Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)

Better Than Seashells

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Domai (boobieblog.com)

Miranda Kerr Unveils Brand New Victoria's Secret Line

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

These shots come from a recent Victoria's Secret photo shoot where, we guess, Miranda Kerr was modeling the company's brand new monokini. A brilliant addition to their swimwear line—as long as they don't sell them in France.

Miranda Kerr (egotastic.com)
Miranda Kerr (egotastic.com)
Miranda Kerr (egotastic.com)
Miranda Kerr (egotastic.com)
Miranda Kerr (egotastic.com)
Miranda Kerr (egotastic.com)

The Debate Over Topless Sunbathing Rages On...And Keeley Hazell Shocks Us All

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Topless sunbathing—once de rigueur on European beaches—has fallen on hard times. Last summer, we heard it was officially out of fashion, now some French beaches are even fining women who attend the beach sans top.

Fine, upstanding news source that it is, London's Sun has decided to wage a debate about the subject in today's paper. On the pro side is noted feminist Germaine Greer, who no doubt offers the opinion that bodies are natural and nothing to be ashamed of. On the con side is...Keeley Hazell?

Yes, unless The Sun is outright tricking us, the Page 3 princess and owner of some of the world's best boobs now thinks that girls should keep their tops on while on the beach. We...we just don't know what to say. Keeley, how could betray us like this?

This kind of news calls for drastic action. Readers, what say you: should Keeley be stripped of her coveted Crush Object status? On the one hand, we value all the good times we shared, and memories we made; on the other...how can we laud someone who's against topless sunbathing?

This is going to take a good deal of deliberation, we'll tell you that.

· Is it a boob to go topless? (thesun.co.uk)
· Thumbnail: Keeley in more topless times (dailypoa.com)

Hit The Beach—But Leave The Top At Home

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Seren and Danni aren't the only ones hitting the beach sans top. Keep your eyes peeled during your next trip to the shore, and you're likely to spot a whole bunch of hotties experimenting with this new "topless sunbathing" fad.

Alternately, you could skip the beach and just check out this gallery of sunbathing hotties. It's all of the boobs with none of the sunburn (or sand in your pants!).

· Summer of 2009, topless beach amateurs, part 2 (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Seren And Danni Hit The Beach

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Heading to the beach this weekend? Be sure to keep an eye out for Seren and Danni. They may not always remember the basics of beachgoing (like bringing a swimsuit), but they sure know how to have a good time.

Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)

Isabella Stratigaki: Out Of Our Dreams, And Into The Magazines

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:00:00 EDT

We've only just met Isabella Stratigaki, but we feel fairly certain that she's been reading our mind for years. How else to explain the fact that this stunning photo shoot is an shot-by-shot recreation of one of our recurring dreams?

Isabella, we'd tell you to get out of our head...but we like the results of your prying way, way too much to ever keep you away.

Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)

Charlotte Gainsbourg Gives Us Sea, Sex, And Sun

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Charlotte Gainsbourg may be French, but it seems she's well acquainted with America's Memorial Day tradition of going to the beach. Of course, being French, she put her own continental spin on the grand old tradition, adding a bit of public nudity into the mix.

We might have to follow her example, and throw some boobs in with our annual tradition of beaching and barbecuing.

· Charlotte Gainsbourg is Topless and Bottomless (egotastic.com)