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more about #straight more comments → Zembo: I honestly didn't know she was Asian. Might have been cool to see her in more casual clothes, but she looks good. Olivia! #oliviamunn more » crazy4ash: Title: "Ashlynn Brooke and the Quest for the Golden Cock" Plot: Legend has it that there is a cock so perfect, that it satisfies everything it touche... more » Pinkie: Title: Ashlynn Brooke And The Arc Of Triumph Plot: Ashlynn must find the Arc Of Triumph, a mythic artifact rumored to guarantee dominance to its po... more » Princess Commands, Darling: I once said that Bobbi Starr had the best mouth in porn, but that first pic makes me think she shares that honor with Jesse... #jessejane more » offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more » bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more » stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more » fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more » offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more » offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more » -
#movies
It's An "Endless Bummer"—Except For Stacey Leigh Dearman
"National Lampoon's Endless Bummer" may not have much going for it in the way of plot, or witty dialogue, or talented performers—but it does have this nice scene of Stacey Leigh Dearman at the beach. More » -
#babes
Kelly And Madison Do Miami
Madison Welch and Kelly Andrews went on holiday in Miami. There were beaches, bikinis...and lots and lots of boobs. In fact, the only thing that was missing was us! Kelly, Madison...next time you'll call, right? (zootoday.com) -
#bikini
The Bikini Beckons
We've got to admit, we're not used to watching girls put their clothing on. It's just not something that happens around us. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Keira Knightley's One Woman Wet T-Shirt Contest
We've always wondered why, exactly, there's a prohibition on wearing white after Labor Day. Keira Knightley seems to have stumbled on the answer (though, to be fair, this probably would have happened before Labor Day, too). (Thanks SteelWolf!) More » -
#topten
Fun In The Sun: Top Ten Amateur Beach Sex Videos
It's Labor Day weekend! These are the last days before the beaches close, the sunshine starts to disappear, and women stop walking around half-naked. So grab a friend and find a private spot; we're gonna have sex on the beach! More » -
#babes
Bournemouth: The Hottest Beach In All Of Britain
What makes Bournemouth Britain's Hottest Beach ? We'd have to go there to know for sure, but we suspect that all the topless, big-boobed ladies might have something to do with it. (zootoday.com) -
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#celebritynipplewatch
Carla Velli Shows Us What She's Made Of
Carla Velli has been referred to as the Scarlett Johansson of Italy. Of course, the one big difference is that, unlike ScarJo, Carla Velli actually takes off her top in public. (Then again, she's the ScarJo of Italy, not Iran.) More » -
#gratuitousnude
Nothing Like A Six-Pack And A Day At The Beach
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#celebrityskin
Paulina Porizkova: Older, But Still Topless (And Sexy!)
We're fairly convinced that Paulina Porizkova was put on this earth to make women in their forties realize that it's a-ok to go topless on the beach. A message we completely, totally support. More » -
#babes
Sophie Monk In A Bikini: One Of Life's Simple Pleasures
Q: Will we ever get tired of seeing Sophie Monk in a bikini?
A: ...wait, that's a serious question? Uh, are you blind? More » -
#babes
Miranda Kerr Unveils Brand New Victoria's Secret Line
These shots come from a recent Victoria's Secret photo shoot where, we guess, Miranda Kerr was modeling the company's brand new monokini. A brilliant addition to their swimwear line—as long as they don't sell them in France. More » -
#debates
The Debate Over Topless Sunbathing Rages On...And Keeley Hazell Shocks Us All
Topless sunbathing—once de rigueur on European beaches—has fallen on hard times. Last summer, we heard it was officially out of fashion, now some French beaches are even fining women who attend the beach sans top. More » -
#publicnudity
Hit The Beach—But Leave The Top At Home
Seren and Danni aren't the only ones hitting the beach sans top. Keep your eyes peeled during your next trip to the shore, and you're likely to spot a whole bunch of hotties experimenting with this new "topless sunbathing" fad. More » -
#babes
Seren And Danni Hit The Beach
Heading to the beach this weekend? Be sure to keep an eye out for Seren and Danni. They may not always remember the basics of beachgoing (like bringing a swimsuit), but they sure know how to have a good time. More » -
#babes
Isabella Stratigaki: Out Of Our Dreams, And Into The Magazines
We've only just met Isabella Stratigaki, but we feel fairly certain that she's been reading our mind for years. How else to explain the fact that this stunning photo shoot is an shot-by-shot recreation of one of our recurring dreams? More » -
#celebrityskin
Charlotte Gainsbourg Gives Us Sea, Sex, And Sun
Charlotte Gainsbourg may be French, but it seems she's well acquainted with America's Memorial Day tradition of going to the beach. Of course, being French, she put her own continental spin on the grand old tradition, adding a bit of public nudity into the mix. More » -
#topten
Summer Lovin': Top Ten Amateur Outdoor Sex Videos
Summer time is here and we know what that means… Fucking outdoors! The woods, the beach, the roof, the backyard—with so many choices, we're here to make sure the next three months will be jam packed with sunny outdoor lovin'. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Jade Jagger Rings In The Summer
Is it hot in here, or did we just see Jade Jagger topless on the beach? Oh, it's the latter? Okay, then. Carry on. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
#models
Richard Kern Explores Brazil (And Its Women, Too)
The last time we saw Richard Kern he was back in New York. But apparently the climate didn't agree with him: he's back down south now, shooting the beautiful girls of Brazil. More » -
#topless
Businesswoman Tamara Mellon Gives Us The Business
Topless sunbathing isn't just for models and actresses—high-powered businesswomen like Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon can get in on the topless fun in the sun, too. Just asked X17: they've got plenty of photo proof. More » -
#gratuitousnude
Well, We Know Where We're Taking Our Next Vacation
Samantha (photodromm.com, via pussycalor.com) More » -
#topless
Philly Bikinis Go Bottoms Only
As if we didn't have enough reasons to be excited for the rapidly approachingsummerswimsuit season, we've just learned that Philadelphia boutique Jack & Jill is now stocking topless swimsuits. More » -
#models
Katie Green Gets Away From It All (And From Her Top, Too)
Looks like Katie Green needed a break from lingerie modeling—good thing she was able to steal away to a topless beach. Maybe when she needs a break from topless modeling, she'll embrace her inner nudist. More » -
#babes
Keeley Hazell: A Remembrance Of Times Topless
Keeley may have left the topless biz to run her modeling agency...but at least we'll always have our memories. Like that time we went on vacation to the beach with Keeley and her busty friends. More » -
#gratuitousnude
How Come Nothing This Hot Washes Ashore When We Go To The Beach?
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#video
Well, It's Certainly Our Idea Of Paradise
You know what the world needs more of? Girls with massive breasts and teeny bikinis, running in slow motion on the beach. Thank you, Score, for making the dream a reality. More » -
#babes
Imogen Thomas Always Gives The Perfect Gift: Boobs
Imogen Thomas gave us the perfect Christmas gift... and now she's giving us an even better birthday gift. And it's not even our birthday! More » -
#celebrityskin
Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But Melissa's So Delightful
Sure, New York City is getting pummeled with snow, but these beachside photos of World's Sexiest Newscaster Melissa Theuriau are enough to keep us warm... or at least keep parts of us warm, anyway. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Charley Uchea Keeps It Really Topless
Granted, this is the first we're hearing of UK reality TV star (and former exotic dancer) Charley Uchea—but that doesn't mean we love her (or her boobs) any less. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Peaches Geldof And Her Peaches: A Winning Combination
We already thought that Peaches Geldof's Agent Provocateur campaign was a smash... but now that we've seen her bottoms only, we can't help but suspect the campaign might have benefited from a little nip slip. More » -
#fleshflicks
We Want To Get Away... To A Threeway
We've said it before, but you know what? We're not afraid to say it again. Whenever it snows (like, say, today), we find ourselves dreaming of a tropical paradise—one with lots of sex, ideally. More » -
#fleshflicks
Sea, Sex, and Sun (And Sand!)
Maybe it's different in the rest of the country, but here at Fleshbot headquarters, it has been rainy and cold all week. Which, now that we think of it, m explain why the beach and the sunshine in this clip caught our eye. Now, in our experience, sex on the beach has always been tricky: there's a lot of careful balancing and shifting and desperate attempts to avoid certain elements that could downright ruin a good time. But after watching Mia Diamond, we're feeling a little inspired to go get down and sandy! Being covered in sand has never looked so good. Now if only it would stop raining here so we could follow Mia's example. More » -
#fleshflicks
Group Sex On The Beach
Too scared to take your erotic activities underwater? Don't worry—there's plenty of fun to be had on the shore. With the help of a few of your aquaphobic friends, you'll forget about that scuba sex in no time. Sure, it's not quite as majestic as screwing under the sea, but we find that land sex its own unique charms. For instance: ever try sea bukkake? Yeah, it doesn't work out so well. More » -
#gemmamengual
Olympic Medalist Loses Her Synchronized Swimsuit
Are you still weeping into your Wheaties and dreaming of the lost days of Beijing glory? Well, fear not, because the Olympics never really end—not as long as we have the memories, the commemorative t-shirts, and the paparazzi who follow athletes to nude beaches and get pictures of them topless. Gemma Mengual is a synchronized swimmer from Spain who won silver at this year's games, but instead of going to Disneyland she took her boyfriend to Ibiza to get a head start on the competition for our 2012 nude Olympian roundup. As you can see, she competes just as well out of the water as she does in it. More » -
#publicnudity
We think we have a better explanation for why the weak economy leads to less nudity on the beach—all the places in this list of the top 10 nude beaches of the world are just too darn expensive to get to. Looks like us poor folks will have to settle for more topless Slip and Slide in the backyard for the time being. (canada.com) -
#mondoboobo
When Stocks Drop, Tops Don't Pop
We already knew that it's been a rather slow summer for topless beach shenanigans from our usually reliable celebrity sun worshipers. Well, now we finally have an explanation. It's the economy stupid! Yes, some super smart French guy has determined that a) women are less likely than usual to whip 'em out on his nation's famous topless beaches, and that b) the reason is a lack of confidence in the economy. It's all related to a well-established economic principle that women dress more provocatively when the stock market is doing well. The always classy Daily Mail puts it a bit less delicately, but the message is simple: Forget jobs, gas prices and trade deficits, we need to get people back to work on our topless beaches! (dailymail.co.uk)

























