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#amateur
Topless Amateur Gives Us So Much More To Love
At first glance, this photo appears to be just a run of the mill photo of a lovely young woman sunning herself at the beach. And don't get us wrong, it is...but it's also so much more. More » -
#movies
It's An "Endless Bummer"—Except For Stacey Leigh Dearman
"National Lampoon's Endless Bummer" may not have much going for it in the way of plot, or witty dialogue, or talented performers—but it does have this nice scene of Stacey Leigh Dearman at the beach. More » -
#babes
Kelly And Madison Do Miami
Madison Welch and Kelly Andrews went on holiday in Miami. There were beaches, bikinis...and lots and lots of boobs. In fact, the only thing that was missing was us! Kelly, Madison...next time you'll call, right? (zootoday.com) -
#bikini
The Bikini Beckons
We've got to admit, we're not used to watching girls put their clothing on. It's just not something that happens around us. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Keira Knightley's One Woman Wet T-Shirt Contest
We've always wondered why, exactly, there's a prohibition on wearing white after Labor Day. Keira Knightley seems to have stumbled on the answer (though, to be fair, this probably would have happened before Labor Day, too). (Thanks SteelWolf!) More » -
#topten
Fun In The Sun: Top Ten Amateur Beach Sex Videos
It's Labor Day weekend! These are the last days before the beaches close, the sunshine starts to disappear, and women stop walking around half-naked. So grab a friend and find a private spot; we're gonna have sex on the beach! More » -
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#babes
Bournemouth: The Hottest Beach In All Of Britain
What makes Bournemouth Britain's Hottest Beach ? We'd have to go there to know for sure, but we suspect that all the topless, big-boobed ladies might have something to do with it. (zootoday.com) -
#celebritynipplewatch
Carla Velli Shows Us What She's Made Of
Carla Velli has been referred to as the Scarlett Johansson of Italy. Of course, the one big difference is that, unlike ScarJo, Carla Velli actually takes off her top in public. (Then again, she's the ScarJo of Italy, not Iran.) More » -
#gratuitousnude
Nothing Like A Six-Pack And A Day At The Beach
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#celebrityskin
Paulina Porizkova: Older, But Still Topless (And Sexy!)
We're fairly convinced that Paulina Porizkova was put on this earth to make women in their forties realize that it's a-ok to go topless on the beach. A message we completely, totally support. More » -
#babes
Sophie Monk In A Bikini: One Of Life's Simple Pleasures
Q: Will we ever get tired of seeing Sophie Monk in a bikini?
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#babes
Miranda Kerr Unveils Brand New Victoria's Secret Line
These shots come from a recent Victoria's Secret photo shoot where, we guess, Miranda Kerr was modeling the company's brand new monokini. A brilliant addition to their swimwear line—as long as they don't sell them in France. More » -
#debates
The Debate Over Topless Sunbathing Rages On...And Keeley Hazell Shocks Us All
Topless sunbathing—once de rigueur on European beaches—has fallen on hard times. Last summer, we heard it was officially out of fashion, now some French beaches are even fining women who attend the beach sans top. More » -
#publicnudity
Hit The Beach—But Leave The Top At Home
Seren and Danni aren't the only ones hitting the beach sans top. Keep your eyes peeled during your next trip to the shore, and you're likely to spot a whole bunch of hotties experimenting with this new "topless sunbathing" fad. More » -
#babes
Seren And Danni Hit The Beach
Heading to the beach this weekend? Be sure to keep an eye out for Seren and Danni. They may not always remember the basics of beachgoing (like bringing a swimsuit), but they sure know how to have a good time. More » -
#babes
Isabella Stratigaki: Out Of Our Dreams, And Into The Magazines
We've only just met Isabella Stratigaki, but we feel fairly certain that she's been reading our mind for years. How else to explain the fact that this stunning photo shoot is an shot-by-shot recreation of one of our recurring dreams? More » -
#celebrityskin
Charlotte Gainsbourg Gives Us Sea, Sex, And Sun
Charlotte Gainsbourg may be French, but it seems she's well acquainted with America's Memorial Day tradition of going to the beach. Of course, being French, she put her own continental spin on the grand old tradition, adding a bit of public nudity into the mix. More »
















