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Victoria's Secret Hits The Beach

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:30:05 EST

Sure, it's almost winter here in New York (and in many other places, for that matter), but why should that stop Victoria's Secret from hitting the beach for an all-bikini photo shoot? On the one hand, we're jealous of the models and their fun in the sun. On the other hand, just looking at these girls is making us feel a little warmer... well, at least in one party of our body, anyway. Photos after the jump.

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Party Like A Movie Star At Miami Beach

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:30:10 EST

It seems everyone who's anyone was at Miami Beach this weekend. While certain Fleshbot staff members were freezing away in NYC, famous ladies were running around in bikinis, Chloe Sevigny showed her curves... and even Russell Simmons got a little frisky (though thankfully, the parts he chose to expose belonged to his lovely young lady friend and not, um, him). Join the party after the jump... isn't being famous fun?

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Kelly Brook Makes Theater Exciting Again

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:30:56 EDT

We totally understand if talk of Daniel Radcliffe's wang has soured you a bit on the theater. But rest assured, Harry Potter isn't the only scantily clad celebrity who's gracing the stage. Beautiful British model (and, apparently, actress) Kelly Brook appears in "Fat Pig" wearing only a bikini. Granted, you don't have to pay for theater tickets just to see Kelly Brook in a bikini... but isn't it a nice incentive? Gallery after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Vacation On The Island Of Lesbos

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:45:48 EDT

If one hot celebrity in a bikini is nice, two is even better. And two hot, bikini-clad celebrities who just so happen to be lovers? Call us a doctor, we're feeling a little dizzy! Someone let us know when Lindsay and Samantha "accidentally" "leak" that inevitable sex tape, okay? That would actually be one worth watching.

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Doutzen Does Miami

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:45:17 EDT

We've only just made the acquaintance of professional glamourpuss Doutzen Kroes — but what a way to meet someone! Doutzen, in case you happens to stumble upon this in between jetting off to high fashion modeling assigments: could you let us know in advance the next time you find yourself working in Miami? We may not look as good in a bikini as you do, but we're really good at frolicking in the waves with hot supermodels. Especially if you let us bring our camera.

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Mischa Barton Hangs Out In London

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:10:02 EDT

Mischa Barton may be the cute girl who used to be on that one show, but it's still possible to get up close and really personal with her. You just have to be a paparazzo who is willing to climb into the back seat of a London cab and take a few pictures. That's how you learn really important things like her dress size—or rather, what dress size is maybe a little too big for her teeny-tiny frame and will give you a pretty good glimpse of her left breast. And you thought you weren't going to learn anything fun today!

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Brooke Hogan's Bikini Makes Us Reckless

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:15:17 EDT

Brooke Hogan's dad would probably kill us if he knew we were ogling her hot, bikini-clad body ... but since she's filling it out so well, we'll risk the wrath of any angry father. Even if he happens to be a former pro wrestler who could totally kick our ass. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Lily Allen Shows Us A Nip (And Keeps Two To Herself)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:50:22 EDT

It seems we can't go too far without running into Lily Allen's nipples these days. But it's not like we're complaining or anything. How often do we get to see a pair of famous boobs that and get to make a joke about third nipples at the same time? Gallery after the jump.

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Miranda Kerr Goes (Kinda) Topless

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:03:00 EDT

Given our strict standards for topless photos, we can't really say that we've seen Miranda Kerr's boobs. But we have seen something: despite her efforts to hide her charms, one of the Victoria's Secret model's nipples still manages to peek out and say hello during her poolside vacation. (And don't forget about the sideboob!). Hey, we'd happily page through photos of Miranda Kerr simply sunning herself in a bikini anyway. Wouldn't you? Gallery after the jump.

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