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Barely Legal Reaches Boiling Point At 99
Yesterday these horny little sperm garglers could only dream of choking on hard cock, having their tiny boxes pounded, and getting basted from head to toe in pearly white man chowder. You can't hold on to the past. -
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My Tutor: Gracie Glam And Tanner Mayes
Gracie Glam masturbates (as would you) in a camper in the middle of California's windswept high desert. Just outside stands Tanner Mayes, her masturbation fodder. "You're 18 now," breathes Mayes. "You don't have to do this alone." More » -
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Who Are The Hottest Pornstars Under The Age Of 25?
Luke Ford has put together a list of hot porn girls under 25 (an arbitrary age if we ever heard one). Quite a few worthy girls are included—but we were shocked to see who got the shaft. More » -
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Precious & Fleeting Gift Of Youthful Innocence Callously Discarded In "Barely Legal Corrupted 10"
The luscious young girls of "Barely Legal Corrupted 10" can't wait to cash in their amateur status and go full pro, putting as many miles (and cocks) between childhood and their 18th birthday as humanly possible. -
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"Barely Legal 97": Ashley Rae And Nicole Ray
As the "Barely Legal" series approaches its 100th episode, what more can be done with it? Not much. But word on the street is that 18-and-19-year-olds are still attractive naked, so let's take a look at a couple of them. More » -
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Barely Legal Watch: Emma Roberts
Emma Roberts—Julia's niece—turned eighteen this past February. Which means it's completely non-creepy when we say that she'd be a perfect pick for a remake of "Pretty Woman." (Hey, if they can remake "Fame," they can remake "Pretty Woman.") More » -
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Bush, Glorious Bush!
The girls in LFP's soon-to-be released "Barely Legal Bush" are so young, so fresh, so ripe, that no one's explained to them the current standards of pubic coiffure. Dive on in and get a mouthful of that blessed beaver. More » -
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Barely Legal 5: Where Are They Now?
Is "Barely Legal 5" is one of the most important porns of all time? Maybe not, but it does include some of the earliest work of both Belladonna and Gauge—and if you ask us, that's not too shabby.
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Barely Legal 3: Where Are They Now?
"Barely Legal 93" gave us Amia Moretti—but what burgeoning stars were born out of "Barely Legal 3"? Let's take a ride in our wayback machine and find out.
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Barely Legal 2: Where Are They Now?
As "Barely Legal" celebrates its tenth anniversary—and approaches its 100th installment—we'd like to take a look back at the girls who made the series what it is today—and find out where they are now.
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Barely Legal: Where Are They Now?
For the past ten years, the "Barely Legal" DVD series has introduced us to some of the freshest faces in porn. But after they make their barely legal debut, where do these girls go?
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Barely Legal Audrianna Talks Dirty Behind The Scenes
What kind of naughty things does "barely legal" Audrianna like to do? Hustler got her to open up on camera about her bedroom exploits (which—coincidentally!—just so happen to be showcased in "Barely Legal 86.") More » -
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No Full Metal Jacket (Or Pants) Required: "Barely Legal Boot Camp"
The striking thing about Hustler's "Barely Legal Boot Camp" is that drill instructor Darryl Hanah looks positively sex-grizzled in comparison with the likes of recruits Kortni Kiss, Jayden Rose, Bailey Brooks, and Arianna Armani, all of whom tumble out of a van to be shrieked at by director/itinerant preacher Rod Fontana. We see a group of 18-year-olds perfectly suited to be stoop-shouldered and eye-rolling in the face of the porn narrative structure that some of them will never perfect. More » -
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Ashlynn Brookes Proves That Five Really Does Keep You Healthy
A question: At what point should producers pull the plug on a porn series starring a cherub-faced goddess with teardrop breasts and an insatiable sexual appetite who, along with her adorably fuckable young friends, spend their free time practicing to be professional sex workers in Amsterdam? The answer: Never, if we have anything to say about it. More » -
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"Jail Bait 5": The Journey Continues
The hard working Eric Everhard sure does seem to keep himself busy with all those fresh-faced porn starlets he manages to cast in every one of his many releases—and while lesser souls than us would be jealous of his success, we have absolutely no problem with it. In fact, as long as he keeps sharing preview shots from new DVDs like "Jail Bait 5" with us, we'll continue to wish him all the best in his endeavors. And we won't even complain about the fact that one or two of the girls who star in it look like they're closer to the far side of legal drinking age! More » -
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An Unexpected Madison Young
Knowing what I think I know about Titian-haired San Francisco kink darling Madison Young, the last place I expected to see her pop up was in a "Barely Legal." But there she was atop a purple couch in a Porn Valley McMansion. It reminded me of when "Sesame Street" aired a segment of Bert feeding the pigeons in Central Park. "He has legs?" I cried. I was 34 at the time. More »



