· It seems that the plucky Barbie Cummings was not the first lady that a certain Tennessee state trooper has given "special treatment." (Not that Barbie is complaining.) We guess free blowjobs aren't an official perk of the job. (usatoday.com + newschannel5.com)

· You remember Tea Leoni, right? If not, these bikini pictures probably won't jog your memory, but you should check anyway just to be safe. (theblemish.com)

· Did you know Kelly Hu was once an X-Man? Or X-Woman? Or X-Person? Whatever ... now she's just X-Hot. (dailypoa.com)

· August political rag The New Republic may be struggling to find readers, but more stories about Porno Jim and cum blankets should certainly turn things around. (Gawker)

· How will Ohio's strippers cope when the new adult entertainment law goes into effect this summer? If only there were some sort of "club" where they go to unwind and have some fun ... (ohiou.edu)

· Popular music is apparently dominated by "sexy and edgy" lyrics, which we would know nothing about since we smashed our victrolas in protest when that "Elvis Preseley" character started shaking his hips so scandalously. (reuters.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

As we've learned in the past, Knoxville's greatest living pornstar Barbie Cummings is not shy. She'll try anything once (if not more) and will probably tell the tale to all her fans on her blog, as well. But now the whole town is abuzz with her latest adventure that may cost a certain police officer his job. It's seems that after pulling Barbie over for speeding and then finding narcotics in her car, a Tennessee state trooper was all set to haul her in, until she explained what she does for a living and offered a live oral, er ... demonstration—which he accepted, of course, and conveniently took pictures of. Lo and behold, the drugs disappeared, Barbie got a slap on the wrist and a great story for her blog. It seems no one was the wiser, until the cop decided to brag to co-workers about the greatest traffic stop of his life. Now he's suspended and Knoxville airwaves are humming (no pun intended) with the sordid tale. Naturally, Barbie is more than happy to share her side of the story (including photos of the "incident") and thus far seems unfazed by all the hoopla she's found herself in. As for the rest of Knoxville ... they may never be the same.

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· "Pornstar Gives State Trooper A Blow Job" (YouTube)
· "Update on the cop sucking story!" + "Update number two…" (barbiecummings.com)

Previously: Deep Inside Barbie Cummings

Blonde and bubbly Barbie Cummings sure gets around: when she's not performing in super raunchy videos for sites like Monsters Of Cock and Frat House Fuck Fest and fulfilling her new contractual obligations for Blacks On Blondes, she's busy cavorting around her hometown of Knoxville, reading books about serial killers, sucking off strangers in fast food parking lots ... and sharing it all on her delightfully written (and generously illustrated) blog. In sharing her wacky adventures with the world, Barbie promises "All real stories. I promise!" ... and unlike a lot of porn star blogs we come across, we actually believe her. Barbie goes on to say that "I love being hated, it lets me know I made it!" We hope she doesn't mind that she won't be able to count us among the haters, though she's still definitely on her way to being a star in our book.

· "There's Something About Barbie, Part 2" (ishootporn.com)
· Barbie Cummings Galleries: 1, 2, 3, 4 (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene)

· Update: The Barbie Cummings Blog we linked to now redirects to an (unrelated) paysite and Barbie Cummings' MySpace profile is now blank. Come back, Barbie ... we miss you!