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The Fleshbot Readers' Choice Awards: The Top Five Contenders

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Two weeks ago, we asked you to tell us which sexy people were most deserving of the Readers' Choice Fleshbot Award. The votes have been cast—and we've got your top five choices.

On the female side of things, the top five slots went to (in no particular order!): Joanna Angel, Faye Reagan, Sasha Grey, Stoya, and Andy San Dimas. The top five men? Marco Blaze, Barack Obama, James Deen, Evan Stone, and Reese Rideout.

Who among these worthy candidates will find themselves crowned victorious at next week's Fleshbot Awards? Only time will tell...

· Thumbnail stars: Andy San Dimas and Reese Rideout

Obamania: For The Ones Who Really Love Obama

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

There are those of us who love Obama. There are those of us who've secretly (or not so secretly) fantasized about Obama. Then there are those of us who have reenvisioned the 44th president as a beautiful, naked woman.

Photographer Uwe Ommer (who you may remember from his "Do It Yourself" project) falls into the latter category, as evidenced by his "Obamania" photo series. Though we're not completely sure what his message is (perhaps a statement on Obama's sexualization by the mass media?), we're oddly compelled by the photos. Maybe we just have a thing for naked girls in masks.

· Obamania (uweommer.eu, via yuhmm.com)

Barack Obama Delivers A "Stimulus" Package To Porn Valley

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

If you were hoping we could elect a hot black man to the presidency and not see him become the centerpiece of a (sigh) interracial porn feature, you should probably stop reading this post right about now.

Reprising the role he first played in "Obama's Nailin' Paylin!", Guy DiSilva returns as a horny Barrack bent on banging in every room of the White House. The press release contains such gems as this quote from Guy DiSilva:

You need to buy this movie so you can see what the Big Stimulus Package really is-and that's my dick, not some government bailout.

You don't say.

On the plus side, lovely Aryana Star plays Michelle Obama. On the minus side, the company putting this film out is called Rezko Films. Rezko? Like Tony Rezko?

This is just too weird, people.

The Final Battle: Obama Vs. Palin

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:30:01 EST

If naked Obama rides a unicorn, what does naked Sarah Palin ride? A moose, silly.

· Buy The Final Battle Original Art (ebay.com)

Barack Obama, Friend To Friends Of Pornographers?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:30:01 EST

First Obama went against the adult industry, picking historically anti-porn Eric Holder for Attorney General... now it seems he loves pornographers—or at least their lawyers, like potential Deputy Attorney General David Ogden.

We're so confused. Which is it? Pro-porn or anti-porn? And how will Holder and Ogden ever get along?

· 'Pornography Advocate at DOJ': One of the Bright Spots in the Obama Administration (reason.com)

Trixie's Got A Crush... On Her Obama Dildo

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:45:00 EST

Tasty Trixie (trixie.com)

Is The First Couple A Fisting Couple?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

We know the Obamas are really affectionate, and we're pretty sure they have great sex—but we gotta say, we never really imagined them as the sort that'd be into fisting.

But then again, we're probably not as informed as this local Fox affiliate, which praises Barack and Michelle for their affectionate relationship (one which apparently includes fisting). Any guesses which one of them is the fister, and which one's the fistee?

Oh wait... she meant to say fist bump. Our bad!

· Barack and Michelle Obama do WHAT together? (youtube.com, via hotmoviesforher.com)

Paying The Price For Playing Paylin

DCypher — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:30:00 EST

With all the talk of what former GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin did for Tina Fey's career, it's easy to overlook the other career she helped resurrect—that of super busty MILF porn star Lisa Ann.

It can't be easy, weathering the kinds of comments this particular type of attention invites on such a national level. For heaven's sake, our own grandmothers (who only watch Oprah) have asked about her. To her credit, the doe-eyed darling has ridden the pulse quickening swell of a comical, unexpectedly exponential rise as cartoonish as her surgically enhanced breasts with the zen calm of our president elect.

Prior to her casting in "Who's Nailin' Paylin?," Lisa Ann had all but hung up her garters, donning a heavy duty jogging bra and assuming the demanding daily duties of running an adult casting agency. Then, with little to no warning, her name was everywhere all at once, emblazoned on the pages of blog posts and falling out of the mouths of talk show hosts and redfaced political pundits, all while parasitic papparrazi from TMZ stalked her over the newest role. All this from a zesty romp with two guys dressed as Russian soldiers banging on her back door before working her open like an old school manual can opener. It wasn't all that different from any other scene she'd done, barring the fact that the “script” was “leaked” to the mainstream press and the scenes were immediately cut and made available online the day they were shot.

Yes, ubiquity has it's price—which in this particular case means not only being the butt of several jokes (as always, pun intended) but also starring in a lackluster sequel—a vehicle that contains barely more merit than its overall novelty factor (including the fantastic box art nod to Shepard Fairey). From all appearances, "Obama is Nailin' Palin" is little more than a high-powered interracial compilation release, with one very important distinction—a newly shot scene with Guy DiSilva playing Obama, and Lisa Ann reprising her former role on a full foot of fuckstick. The remaining scenes appear to be from Hustler's "Take It Black" series.

That's the bad news. The good news is that the other scenes contain girls like Riley Mason, Charlotte Stokely, and Jenna Haze—all of whom are more than happy to take over twelve glorious inches of hot, throbbing ebony love in their every orifice. And so with this release, we bid 2008 farewell. It really was a year of surprises, wasn't it?

Enjoy the pictures—and see you all next year!

"Obama is Nailin' Palin" releases this week from Hustler Video.

· Buy "Obama is Nailin' Palin" (hustlervideo.com)

Pornographers For Obama

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:30:00 EST

Somewhat not surprisingly, Porn Valley is rejoicing in the wake of Barack Obama's election. True, a McCain/Palin presidency would have led to a great deal of porntastic source material (largely on the Palin end), but with Obama in the White House, there's hope that we might see an end to all those nasty obscenity trials (and, perhaps, even the War on Porn). Let's all keep our fingers crossed that Obama has more important things to do than harrass the adult entertainment industry... and, uh, that he doesn't find out about any of that Obama porn that's out there (or that he has a good sense of humor!). (xbiz.com)

Barack Obama Vs. Keeley Hazell

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:30:05 EST

Barack Obama's been President-Elect for less than twenty-four hours... and already he's sparking global change. In today's issue of the Sun, the Page Three girls were displaced by a piece on Mr. Obama (who, sadly, did not appear topless). Thankfully, it was only a temporary change, and the babes will be back tomorrow—otherwise, we'd have to have a little talk with our future President. (ap.google.com)

Joanna Angel Wants You To Vote For Obama

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:15:00 EST

With the election merely a day away, devoted citizens are doing their best to get the word out about their candidate of choice, letting people across the nation know why their candidate is the right pick to lead our nation out of this dark and depressing time. And our Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel is no different. She wants you all to know that she's supporting Obama—and you should, too! In a time like this, Obama's firm hand is the one we need at the helm of our great nation. And Joanna knows all about Obama's firm hands (and, for that matter, his hard cock), as evidenced by these photos and video (also seen in "XOXO Joanna Angel").

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· Burning Angel - Vote Obama! (burningangel.com)
· Photos from JoannaAngel.com (joannaangel.com)

Obama: "Serra Paylin's A Hottie"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

And for those who've been wondering how, exactly, Hustler plans to work Barack Obama into the "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" storyline... good news! The script has been leaked to the internet, along with a teaser video (of course). We're a little confused by the "plot" (Obama as a knight on a horse? What?)... but hey, as long as we get to see (fake) Barack Obama giving a lesson in good politics to Serra Paylin, we're not going to nitpick.

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· Obama Is Nailin' Palin! (husterworld.com)

Even Obama's Nailin' Palin!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

You may have thought that Adult Spoof showed Hustler up by making their very own Palin porno, one that spelled "Sarah Palin" correctly, and included Barack Obama in all the fun. But Hustler's not one to take that kind of challenge lying down: as of today, you can download "Obama Is Nailin' Palin" from Hustler's website. Sure, there are lots of ways you could be spending the final hours of the 2008 presidential campaign... but isn't watching Sarah Palin and Barack Obama give new meaning to the phrase "bipartisan compromise" the best way of all? (hustler.com)

Popshots of the Week! Irrational Exuberance Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:30:19 EDT

Just when you thought that you'd be Palin/Paylin-less this week, remember that it's the Halloween before a major election. Let's just hypothesize that, in the spirit of this space's inaccurate prediction of the Patriots' chances in the 2008 SuperBowl, that McCain/Palin bucks polls and makes it into the White House next week. What will we do then? Well, we'll have to choose between Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine. (But we'll do it from Canada, of course.)

Is Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine made special effort to channel the Veep nominee, the delightful Alana Evans was just blonde as Cindy McCain. We approve this choice.

Marilyn Chambers meets another magical Amazon in Hollywood last week.

Brand new Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani^TM looks to the east on Sunset Boulevard. "I'm from New York so I'm just getting used to it out here," she said.

Let's hope this is not the view we get of Obama (played by Steve Driver) on November 4.

Porno Palin Part Two: This Time with Obama

Gram Ponante — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:45:06 EDT

Lefty pornographers have been a little smug in their expectations of an Obama victory in two weeks, and thus have had to ask ourselves some hard questions about the recent spate of Sarah Palin porn. How would we react to porn spoofs of the other side? Well, in the second major studio Sarah Palin porn project, the Democratic presidential nominee gets to hear his opponent say "Now here's some Grade A Alaskan puss."

Raquel Devine stars as Sarah Palin (note the correct spelling) in a movie for a new company called adultspoof.com (the website will be up on Monday October 27). In "Erection 2008: Rode to the White House," we meet stand-ins for Palin, John and Cindy McCain (Mark Davis and Alana Evans) and Barack Obama (Steve Driver).

As Palin, Devine is hilarious. Among her ad-libs were "Bring the wife next time" and "Lemme put some lipstick on that pig." And Steve Driver, who looked very presidential, will doubtless be assured work for the next four years.

But just in case, alternate endings were shot for the movie.

· Adult Spoof (10/27) (adultspoof.com)

Did Obama's Mama Get Nude For The Camera?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:30:00 EDT

With just a week and a half until the election, new rumors about Obama are swirling around the blogosphere... and this time, they're personal. By which we mean: about his mother. Did Obama's mother pose nude for some photographs? Should anyone really care? Conspiracy theorists have somehow managed to convince themselves that if this naked woman is the mama of Obama, it calls Obama's parentage into question. No, we don't get it either. As far as we're concerned, if it is Obama's mother (and it probably isn't), all it means is that she was smokin' hot and ahead of her time. See for yourself after the jump.

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· Real Or Fake?: Nude Photos Of Obama's Mother (nerve.com)

The Barack Obama Dildo: Change You Can... Oh, Forget It

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT

The incredible thing about this sexual implement made in the likeness of the Democratic nominee for president is not that it exists—it's what took so long? After all we've already seen two different butt plugs devoted to our existing president (plus numerous other celebrity sex toys and Obama has been running for like six years now, so what was the hold up? (Maybe it was all the time spent on the super keen website.) If you're having trouble finding the right hope and inspiration for that Os for Obama thing, perhaps this will solve your problem.

· HeadOState (headostate.com)

Internet "experts" are warning people not...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:45:36 EDT

Internet "experts" are warning people not to click on any emails that promise you a Barack Obama sex video. Instead, they advise you to wait for the inevitable Sarah Palin sex video, because it's much hotter and maybe involves a pig or a moose or something. (Actually, the Obama email contains malware that will eat your computer's brain or something. In case you hadn't figured that out already.) (cnet.com)

Yes We Can: Boobs Show Support For Barack

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:00:31 EDT

As the presidential election draws ever closer, we'll be spending many long, hard hours comparing the candidates, trying to decide which one to vote for. To figure it all out, we'll studying their positions on the various issues, reading through numerous op-ed pieces, seeing which celebrities endorse which candidate. And most important of all: we'll be looking to see who the boobs are supporting. After paging through the selection of pictures at Boobs For Barack, we're pretty sure we have an answer. At least until someone starts up Boobs For McCain, that is.

· Boobs For Barack (boobsforbarack.com, via spike.com)

If you still can't decide between Hillary...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:26:22 EST

If you still can't decide between Hillary and Obama, you might want to consider the fact that the good senator for Illinois refused to support a bill that would prohibit sex toy shops from opening up near schools (and, we assume, Gymborees). Barack Obama: friend to sex shops everywhere! (campainspot.nationalrevew.com)