The Fleshbot Readers' Choice Awards: The Top Five Contenders

Two weeks ago, we asked you to tell us which sexy people were most deserving of the Readers' Choice Fleshbot Award. The votes have been cast—and we've got your top five choices. More »

Obamania: For The Ones Who Really Love Obama

There are those of us who love Obama. There are those of us who've secretly (or not so secretly) fantasized about Obama. Then there are those of us who have reenvisioned the 44th president as a beautiful, naked woman. More »

Barack Obama Delivers A "Stimulus" Package To Porn Valley

If you were hoping we could elect a hot black man to the presidency and not see him become the centerpiece of a (sigh) interracial porn feature, you should probably stop reading this post right about now. More »

The Final Battle: Obama Vs. Palin

If naked Obama rides a unicorn, what does naked Sarah Palin ride? A moose, silly. More »

Barack Obama, Friend To Friends Of Pornographers?

First Obama went against the adult industry, picking historically anti-porn Eric Holder for Attorney General... now it seems he loves pornographers—or at least their lawyers, like potential Deputy Attorney General David Ogden. More »

Trixie's Got A Crush... On Her Obama Dildo

Tasty Trixie (trixie.com)

Is The First Couple A Fisting Couple?

We know the Obamas are really affectionate, and we're pretty sure they have great sex—but we gotta say, we never really imagined them as the sort that'd be into fisting. More »

Pornographers For Obama

Somewhat not surprisingly, Porn Valley is rejoicing in the wake of Barack Obama's election. True, a McCain/Palin presidency would have led to a great deal of porntastic source material (largely on the Palin end), but with Obama in the White House, there's hope that we might see an end to all those nasty obscenity trials (and, perhaps, even the War on Porn). Let's all keep our fingers crossed that Obama has more important things to do than harrass the adult entertainment industry... and, uh, that he doesn't find out about any of that Obama porn that's out there (or that he has a good sense of humor!). (xbiz.com)

Barack Obama Vs. Keeley Hazell

Barack Obama's been President-Elect for less than twenty-four hours... and already he's sparking global change. In today's issue of the Sun, the Page Three girls were displaced by a piece on Mr. Obama (who, sadly, did not appear topless). Thankfully, it was only a temporary change, and the babes will be back tomorrow—otherwise, we'd have to have a little talk with our future President. (ap.google.com)

Joanna Angel Wants You To Vote For Obama

With the election merely a day away, devoted citizens are doing their best to get the word out about their candidate of choice, letting people across the nation know why their candidate is the right pick to lead our nation out of this dark and depressing time. And our Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel is no different. She wants you all to know that she's supporting Obama—and you should, too! In a time like this, Obama's firm hand is the one we need at the helm of our great nation. And Joanna knows all about Obama's firm hands (and, for that matter, his hard cock), as evidenced by these photos and video (also seen in "XOXO Joanna Angel"). More »

Obama: "Serra Paylin's A Hottie"

And for those who've been wondering how, exactly, Hustler plans to work Barack Obama into the "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" storyline... good news! The script has been leaked to the internet, along with a teaser video (of course). We're a little confused by the "plot" (Obama as a knight on a horse? What?)... but hey, as long as we get to see (fake) Barack Obama giving a lesson in good politics to Serra Paylin, we're not going to nitpick. More »

Even Obama's Nailin' Palin!

You may have thought that Adult Spoof showed Hustler up by making their very own Palin porno, one that spelled "Sarah Palin" correctly, and included Barack Obama in all the fun. But Hustler's not one to take that kind of challenge lying down: as of today, you can download "Obama Is Nailin' Palin" from Hustler's website. Sure, there are lots of ways you could be spending the final hours of the 2008 presidential campaign... but isn't watching Sarah Palin and Barack Obama give new meaning to the phrase "bipartisan compromise" the best way of all? (hustler.com)

Porno Palin Part Two: This Time with Obama

Lefty pornographers have been a little smug in their expectations of an Obama victory in two weeks, and thus have had to ask ourselves some hard questions about the recent spate of Sarah Palin porn. How would we react to porn spoofs of the other side? Well, in the second major studio Sarah Palin porn project, the Democratic presidential nominee gets to hear his opponent say "Now here's some Grade A Alaskan puss." More »

Did Obama's Mama Get Nude For The Camera?

With just a week and a half until the election, new rumors about Obama are swirling around the blogosphere... and this time, they're personal. By which we mean: about his mother. Did Obama's mother pose nude for some photographs? Should anyone really care? Conspiracy theorists have somehow managed to convince themselves that if this naked woman is the mama of Obama, it calls Obama's parentage into question. No, we don't get it either. As far as we're concerned, if it is Obama's mother (and it probably isn't), all it means is that she was smokin' hot and ahead of her time. See for yourself after the jump. More »

The Barack Obama Dildo: Change You Can... Oh, Forget It

The incredible thing about this sexual implement made in the likeness of the Democratic nominee for president is not that it exists—it's what took so long? After all we've already seen two different butt plugs devoted to our existing president (plus numerous other celebrity sex toys and Obama has been running for like six years now, so what was the hold up? (Maybe it was all the time spent on the super keen website.) If you're having trouble finding the right hope and inspiration for that Os for Obama thing, perhaps this will solve your problem. More »

Internet "experts" are warning people not to click on any emails that promise you a Barack Obama sex video. Instead, they advise you to wait for the inevitable Sarah Palin sex video, because it's much hotter and maybe involves a pig or a moose or something. (Actually, the Obama email contains malware that will eat your computer's brain or something. In case you hadn't figured that out already.) (cnet.com)

If you still can't decide between Hillary and Obama, you might want to consider the fact that the good senator for Illinois refused to support a bill that would prohibit sex toy shops from opening up near schools (and, we assume, Gymborees). Barack Obama: friend to sex shops everywhere! (campainspot.nationalrevew.com)

Obama Girl Seeks Hot Electoral Action

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