Fleshbot: straight, balloons

Balloon Fetishes ... They're Blowing Up!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:29:01 EDT

Is ballooning going mainstream? Lots of people have been sending us this link to videos of people who like to climb inside balloons and do ... well, they just sort of hang out. Or maybe blow up other balloons! These particular clips probably weren't meant to be erotic, but we've long been aware of the sexual possibilities of steaming hot plastic air balls. It's also how we discovered Mausi, a German woman who seems to be building a non-nude, but sexually suggestive internet balloon empire all to herself. What does it all mean for society and the future of human development? If you're looking for the answer here ... don't hold your breath.

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· Mausi (YouTube)
· Mausi Balloons (mausi-ballons.de)
· People Trapping Themselves in Balloons to Seduce You (urlesque.com)

Burlesque Balloon Babe Braves Big Bong ... Er, Gong

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:28:00 EDT

Yes, we're still watching The Gong Show every week, but only because we're awaiting the glorious return of The Unknown Comic. (Ask your parents.) Fortunately, we are still occasionally entertained by some of the acts that come through there, like the appropriately-named Katie Balloons, who proves that balloon fetishism is alive and well—as if we needed the reminder—and you still can't show bare boobs on basic cable. Sorry to burst your bubble.

· The Gong Show with Dave Attell (comedycentral.com)

The Wide, Wide World Of Balloon Fetishism

Jonnobot — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:30:27 EDT

Grizzled observers of the wide range of human sexuality that we are here at Fleshbot, It's always cute to see someone discovering something like baloon fetishism for the first time ... and even cuter when their investigative report includes dozens of photos of a sexy Japanese model enjoying it.

In the latest issue of Bizarre, reporter Maki interviews both the head of a Japanese DVD company specializing in erotic balloon videos and the Philadelphia-based webmaster behind a network of balloon fetish websites—and while he's ultimately "content to let (his) undeveloped balloon fetish slide" (at least until the next birthday party he finds himself at), he does happen upon one insight that makes the fetish a little easier for outsiders to understand: "Essentially, the sexual appeal of balloons is much too varied to be pigeonholed." (OK, so maybe that doesn't make it easier for outsiders to understand at all. But if you have to ask ... well, maybe you should just find another fetish?)

· "Balloon Fetish: Bizarre's Maki meets the people who get their kicks from balloons. Pop!" (bizarremag.com)
· Photos via Yvonne DVD: Looner, Popper, Balloon fetish (k5.dion.ne.jp/~yvonne7)
· See also: Balloon Buddies (balloonbuddies.com)

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Previously: Balloon Bra Buster Video, Overly Specific Fetish Sites Are No Laughing Matter, How To: Properly Direct Your Balloon Fetish Tips, Video Playpen: More Chicks With Balloons, Flesh Flicks: Revenge Of The Balloon Busters, Balloon Directory, Flesh Flicks: Balloon Bursting, Mellyloon, Looney Nudes, Norbert Briar's Balloon Party, Goth Balloons, Balloon Girls

Have you ever wanted to see what it looks...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:03:29 EST

Have you ever wanted to see what it looks like when a balloon pops in slow motion? What if we added a nice pair of wet tits to the equation? That's what we thought. (Click the image to see the bouncy results.)

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· Sexy UltraSlo waterballoon (YouTube, via iheartchaos.com)

Overly Specific Fetish Sites Are No Laughing Matter

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:12:47 EST

We've said it many times, but some people still just don't believe it—if you can dream it, someone one on the interweb is probably already doing it. If fact, we've covered quite a few of the unusually specific fetish sites mentioned in this point-and-laugh blog post, but should anybody really be surprised that there are places on the web devoted to chicks with balloons, or Princess Leia, or women in spacesuits? They may not be your particular tastes (although we do like a lady with a good sandwich), but we're never ones to judge anyone on their kinks. Besides what's wrong with clown porn? Or sandwiches? Mmmm ... sandwiches.

· Ten Funny Fetish Sites (yesbutnobutyes.com)

Previously: Princess Leia's Metal Bikini Forever!, Insane Clown Pussy

Museum Of Sex Turns Five

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:00:21 EDT

Has it really been just five short years since the Museum of Sex first opened its doors on 5th Avenue in New York City? This long-overdue institution of lower learning sometimes goes unnoticed amid the debauchery of its surrounding environment, but we still say it's the best place to go for an educated tour of our kinky world. (It's also a perfect first date destination.) Last night, they celebrated their anniversary the only way they know how—penis balloon fights! Ok, there was some other stuff going on too, but it got lost in the haze of tattoo ink, drilldos, and chicken fingers. Fortunately, we bumped into Nikola Tamindzic and his camera and he kindly made us this memory book of the evening. Oh, boy ... it's all coming back to us now.

· Museum of Se[x] (museumofsex.com)
· Balloons by Mistress B (mistressballoon.com)

Meet Australia's wife of the year, who helped...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:00:20 EDT

Meet Australia's wife of the year, who helped cheer up her football fanatic husband before biggest game in his team's history with a naked balloon dance during breakfast. Remember, it's Australian rules football, so they do things a little differently down there. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

The Dutch want you to know that safe sex...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:43:43 EDT

The Dutch want you to know that safe sex messages are not just a bunch of hot air. Unless, you know ... they are. Related: China's condom fashion show. Is there anything rubbers can't do? (theage.com.au + ahboon.net)

How To: Properly Direct Your Balloon Fetish Tips

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:32:53 EDT

It's hard out there for a balloon fetishist. All the circus jokes and helium-voiced insults take their toll, so whenever anyone speaks kindly of the lifestyle in public—like say, the editor of a certain gossip website—such kindness is not forgotten. Through no fault of her own, one of our comrade bloggers is suddenly receiving tips on where to find good ballooning content on the web. Right corporate family, wrong address!

Fortunately, Sister Emily has agreed to forward any future inflatable correspondence to the proper authorities—namely us. We wouldn't say that we're experts or anything, but we have traversed these rubbery trails before and the page she was pointed toward really is more along our beat. Although we appreciate the title, Carefree Blowjobs is actually about nothing of the sort, but is instead a directory of looner content pointing to photo and video galleries of babes and the balloons they love to blow up ... oh! ... carefree blowjobs. Now, the world makes sense again.

· Free Balloon Inflatable Bubblegum Fetish Video Clips Pictures (carefreeblowjobs.net)
· Related: Glaring Omissions (Gawker)
· Thumbnail star: Racquel Devonshire (racqueldevonshire.com)

Previously: Looney Nudes, Mellyloon, Balloon Directory, Video Playpen: More Chicks With Balloons

Morning Wood: Celebrating Pornography's Primary Effects

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:00:15 EDT

· What can you say about Halle Berry in Esquire in her underwear? Perhaps a moment of quiet reflection is in order. (sexypix.thumblogger.com + mannysbabes.blogspot.com + egotastic.com)

· Here's an explanation of the concept of pornography's "secondary effects." We think you're all well aware of the primary one. (firstamendmentcenter.org)

· Want to see a nude painting of Madonna? You'll wish you didn't. (toxicmagazine.com)

· The Sun discovers furries and with them, a whole new world of bad sexual puns. (thesun.co.uk)

· American Apparel does it again. And again, And again. Couldn't they work some balloons into the ad as well? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· We think the "family condom" concept is brilliant. Every time you break one out, it reminds you of the responsible, stable adulthood you've been working all your life to avoid. (livejournal.com, via Boing Boing)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Video Playpen: More Chicks With Balloons

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:20:24 EDT

Speaking of under the radar fetish videos, YouTube is also apparently a treasure trove for fans of balloons ... and the girls who love to pop them. To most people, these clips these are just innocent home movies of ladies enjoying their favorite party favors, but to the right audience, it's an erotically-charged funhouse of pleasure. From Japanese balloon races to balloon stomping to overinflation, they've got it all, and as long as no one get naked the Google overlords are content to look the other way. At least one YouTube user has handily collected some his favorites, but there's plenty more where that came from and you don't have to dig too deep to find them. Just try not to burst your own bubble too quickly.

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· "blows up balloons4"

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· "Balloon Popping Party"

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· "2 hot girls balloon action" (YouTube, via user fred82)
· Search results for "balloon+girls" (YouTube)

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Previously: Giantess Video on YouTube, Flesh Flicks: Revenge Of The Balloon Busters, What's Your Kink? (Dot Com), Flesh Flicks: Balloon Bursting, Balloon Directory, Balloon Directory, Mellyloon

Flesh Flicks: Revenge Of The Balloon Busters

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:45:20 EDT

While we're on the subject of balloon-related smut today, we hope you balloonatics out there haven't been going through withdrawal because it's been a while since we featured any inflatable porn around here. Hopefully this video will make up for lost time as it's a montage of a bunch of different chicks humping balloons, stomping on them, blowing them up, and watching them burst before their amazed eyes. The music may not seem appropriate at first, but just imagine you're in the coolest, adults-only Chuck E. Cheese on the planet and it's your own personal birthday balloon rave. If you have an air hockey table in your computer room, that's even better!

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· Balloons-Techno Style (PornoTube - thanks Richard)

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Previously: Balloon Directory, Flesh Flicks: Balloon Bursting, Mellyloon, Norbert Briar's Balloon Party, Loonerz: Balloon Fetish Gals, Flesh Flicks Archives

What's Your Kink? (Dot Com)

Fleshbot — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:45:39 EDT

Tired of having greedy, megalomaniac porn site owners decide that you're supposed to be turned on by things like freakishly large breasts, non-medicall licensed pornstar nurses in latex, or hairy arms? You now have the chance to be the master of your masturbation material at WhatsYourKink.com, a "groundbreaking new concept" in porn sites where eager smut fans just like you can submit your own fantasies—like fucking a hot Latina housekeeper or cornholing (their word, not ours) a flight attendant—instead of having to settle for the kinds of trite setups you see on all those other porn sites out there ... like, you know, fucking Latina housekeepers or getting it on with a flight attendant. So what if some of the "reader-submitted" video descriptions have a touch of Penthouse Forum dubiousness about them (e.g., "Steve from Nebraska wrote in: he told us his fantasy is to find a hot girl on the beach, bring her to his hotel room during the day, and give her the nasty")? If having a woman squirt breast milk all over your nether regions or rub a balloon all over herself while you're having sex doesn't do it for you, you'll have only yourself to blame. (Meanwhile, all we have to do now is fgure out a way for them to make our Linda Hunt fantasy come to life and we'll be set!)

· What's Your Kink: Custom Fantasy Videos (whatsyourkink.com, via Pornzio)

Previously: My X Fantasy: Make Your Own Porn, Naked Fake: Custom Fantasy Nudes