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Bai Ling Gives Up On The Whole "Clothes" Thing

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

While Bai Ling has always been known for her attention-seeking nipples, she has, at the very least, maintained the facade of a person who would like to stay clothed. Not anymore, though.

Will her new look, Bai Ling's clearly trying her hardest to maximize any and all nip slips (not to mention other boob happenings). Can we fault her? No: a girl's got to ~~eat~~ get the paparazzi to take photos of her somehow!

· Bai Ling Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Bai Ling?

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

We have a bit of a thing for Bai Ling, so we needed some upskirt to go with that areola slip from the other day. How could you have one without the other? It's only fair.

That's our justification for having two Bai Ling posts in one week: symmetry. You get a tiny taste of the top, a bit of the bottom, and the overall feeling that you really know Bai Ling better.

· Bai Ling Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Wherever Bai Ling Goes, Her Nipples Follow

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

Or is it that Bai Ling's nipples are leading the way, and she's just along for the ride? That would explain their uncanny visibility...and how they've ended up more famous than even Bai Ling herself. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Bai Ling's Nipples Are Keeping The World In Balance

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

We were sitting around this morning, trying to figure out why, exactly, Bai Ling can't make a public appearance without showing off her nipples—hey, it's what we're paid to do!—when suddenly it dawned on us.

Somewhere, in a remote part of the world, there is a primitive tribe that worships Bai Ling as a goddess; and, more importantly, Bai Ling communicates with that tribe by flashing them her nipples. Were she ever to go out in public with her nipples completely covered, the tribe would assume that their deity had abandoned them, and chaos would ensue. Granted, we haven't really figured out how this tribe—being primitive, and in a remote part of the world—receives its nipple-laden missives from Ms. Bai Ling, but we're still pretty sure that this this the most logical explanation there is for Bai Ling's behavior.

Unless she just likes the publicity. It could be that, too.

· Bai Ling Topless Pictures are Dangerous (egotastic.com)

Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:15:26 EDT

Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know.

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Bai Ling's Sideboob: We Want To Believe

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:15:08 EDT

We still don't know whether or not the truth is out there—but there was definitely something out there at the "X-Files" movie premiere thanks to Bai Ling's wardrobe malfunction. Maybe they can make a sequel to the movie that examines the paranormal mystery of celebrity sideboob? Get a closer look after the jump.

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Bai Ling's Famous Celebrity Nipples

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:06:26 EDT

Celebrity nipple fans are well aware of the exploits of actress Bai Ling, mostly because the only reason she even qualifies as a "celebrity" is her well-documented talent for exposing her little friends every time she goes out in public. It's like a Mobius strip of self-fulfilling publicity—expose your nipples, become famous, then because you are famous people will take notice whenever you expose your nipples. It's brilliant! However, it wasn't until this morning that it finally dawned on us why her nipples are so adept at escaping into the wild: They're just way too large to be contained by any standard-issue dress material. And that's why they say the price of low-cut clothing is eternal vigilance.

· Bai Ling Topless Pictures from Photographie Magazine (egotastic.com)

Previously: Bai Ling in Playboy

When Bai Ling's breast falls out of her...

Fleshbot — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 13:09:41 EDT

When Bai Ling's breast falls out of her dress, does it really count as a nip slip ... or is it just the latest milestone in a long and distinguished career of "accidentally" showing off her boobs in public? Her right nipple in particular is like an old friend of ours by now. (thesuperficial.com)