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AVN Awards '08 Countdown: Who Was That Mystery Blowjob Woman

Gram Ponante — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:20:11 EST

When "Swallow My Children"'s Rob Rotten showed up last year dandling this lady, the Internet was atwitter. "Who is that girl?" the Internet squealed. Rotten was coy, as was the girl. Neither was ready to reveal her One True Porn Name. That changed when Rotten's white trash blowjob epic surfaced in the summer, and the mystery woman was revealed to be Daisy Tanks. So now you know, too.

· Rob Rotten's Punx Productions (punxproductions.com)

Porn Vegas Dispatch: Protecting Stoya

Gram Ponante — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:49:18 EST

Digital Playground employs a trio of gentle bruisers from Detroit who take a break from their jobs (one works for the Fire Department) to calmly keep overeager fans from pawing the parts of the cast of "Pirates 2". "I just remind people that if 'you touch them, I'm gonna touch you,'" said Brian, aka the Great Gazoo. While it is our impression that Stoya can pretty much take care of herself, Gazoo, Big Dog, and Little Bear are there for that much more reassurance.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

AVN Awards '08 Countdown: T-Minus 3

Gram Ponante — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:17:29 EST

You know how we do; we have crushes and they are fleeting. But does anyone ever fall out of love with Joanna Angel? Hells no. But here, our inaugural Crush Object of the Year (in 2005) demonstrates the ephemerality of contractgirlhood—last year at this time she was signing for Hustler and this year she's gracing the Adam & Eve booth. Other performers might be signing at different booths on different days. One thing remains the same after all this time: it still smells like chlorine and melon body spray in that hall.

· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

Porn Vegas Dispatch: Adrianna Lynn's Beef Council

Gram Ponante — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:34:46 EST

On the one hand, what newest Digital Playground contract girl Adrianna Lynn eats shouldn't be news. On the other hand, this site isn't called MorleySaferbot. Anyway, we asked the elegantly-tatted Dallas transplant where she goes for a good steak dinner in Los Angeles. Why did we ask this? We don't know. We were compelled to ask by a power bigger than us.

"There's a steak joint on every corner in Dallas and Plano," she said. "Seasoned, not cooked to death. What they sell in Los Angeles isn't steak. Only Claim Jumper comes close."

Maybe not news, but now we know what we're doing next time we go to Northridge.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

AVN Awards '08 Countdown: T-Minus 4

Gram Ponante — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:18:17 EST

If you are coming to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo, you wil most likely encounter pornstars as affable and Satan-tolerant as delightful ScandinaviMILF Puma Swede. Just remember that these folks might have been standing in tottery five-inch heels for several hours before they see you. So (as we reminded you earlier) be respectful, non-grabby and don't monopolize their time, because the line of fans behind you might be even more ravenous of Puma meat than you are.

· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)
· 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo (show.adultentertainmentexpo.com)
· Naughty America (naughtyamerica.com)

AVN Awards '08 Countdown: T-Minus 5 (Or: Look at Me, I'm Sophie Dee)

Gram Ponante — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:29:31 EST

We'll take this AVN Preview opportunity to say that sometimes the most striking and lovely pornstars are not the most famous. Case in point: Sophie Dee. Is it because she's a "gonzo girl"? Is it because her hair is often a different color? Or is it the vast porn conspiracy against the Welsh? (We know it is Option 3: we have felt it all our lives.) Either way, we hope Sophie is hanging around some disreputable booth again so we can make awkward conversation with her this year.

· Adult Entertainment Expo (adultentertainmentexpo.com)
· See Sophie in "Bi Accident 2" (gamelink.com)

AVN '08 Countdown: T-Minus 8

Gram Ponante — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:33:23 EST

According to the latest figures, there will be a quimbillion porn stars at this year's AVN Expo. Each reports to a makeup artist before she makes her way to the convention floor, where she will totter on five-inch heels for three to five hours and hope her boyfriend makes the trip to the food concession for her so she doesn't have to do it herself. Convention veteran Kylie Ireland has a stern warning for overzealous fans: "Don't ask me for an autograph if I'm anywhere near the bathroom."

· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)
· 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo (show.adultentertainmentexpo.com)
· Red Light District (clubredlight.com)

AVN '08 Countdown: T-Minus 9

Gram Ponante — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:20:45 EST

You would perhaps be amazed at how little is actually revealed, moneymaker-wise, at the AVN Expo. While booth owners are free to show hardcore sex on their plasma screens, their models, such as this about-to-be-whipped lovely from Kink.com's booth last year, are restricted in the amount of parts they can show. With all the porn stars converging on Las Vegas next week, it is difficult to accept the fact that to see boobies you might actually have to go to a strip club, but stick with us - we'll help you out. (Even if it means showing you ours.)

· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)
· 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo (show.adultentertainmentexpo.com)

AVN '08 Countdown: T-Minus 10

Gram Ponante — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:12:07 EST

Despite the Start Your Own Adult Awards Show franchise boom in recent years, we are still partial to the ginormity and chaos of the AVN Awards, to be held this year on January 12 and preceded by the four-day Adult Entertainment Expo. Join us as we gingerfootedly prepare for the awards, much as Jesse Jane is doing on the official Fleshbot West PowerBook, looking for deals on cases of Drambuie she can send to court our favor.

· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)
· 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo (show.adultentertainmentexpo.com)
· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)