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more about #straight more comments → I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: Ive got the gay and straight version on my 'puter when I come here. Just above this is teh Joash West post. The poses are trying to tell us something? more » I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: gosh, I really miss the witty remarks here. There weren't many, but right now I would kill to see what "jose raez the roof" would say Anyway that ... more » MrsPoundcake: Why thanks Lux, for hearing my cri de coeur...My chest feels tight from the swelling of emotions. Oh wait...My chest is swelling cause I'm squeezing i... more » MrsPoundcake: Nice tit-a-tete interview. Eva is heavenly. more » whosthatpussy: I would like to sign up for a one-on-one master class. Ha ha. more » whosthatpussy: Oh...I was on board with this until I got a better look at her stockings. Then all I could think about were the sandworms from Beeltlejuice. *sigh* more » Brian47: Wow, score one for the F/M strap-on clip - good job! :) more » crackblind: I've seen a few of these before and am pretty sure they are legit. I've only seen an airbrushed version of #5. Any idea where they came from? (My Ger... more » fragile: stay away from someone who is drowning, they grab for everything in reach. like bikinis. more » fragile: Proof that SG can't read? more » Beaker: "The water could be a little warmer. Oh well, I've got some places to hang my soap-on-a-rope." more » Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Bunnies! more » otko: I'll admit I prefer the post-transformation Monroe but there's something about the way she looks here too. Like in the movie Vertigo where the chick c... more » FrankN.Stein: good you didn't call twilight WITHOUT it's parody sexy ;). Thirst is very hot tohugh at least until SPOILER the pale wet corpse showing up in their be... more » -
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"Pure" Screwing Satisfaction
It starts innocently enough. Sada (the beautiful Asa Akira) begins an innocuous flirtation with her castrating boss's husband, Kichi (Keni Styles). What knew Sada would get a taste for it herself? More » -
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"2040": Alektra Blue Is A Real Doll
It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn't safe. Three decades ago (holy shit that's next year !!!) a perfect storm of diseases converged to produce "a worldwide pandemic of epic proportions." What will this do to Love? More » -
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"The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
Porn doesn't fly off the shelves anymore (unless it's HAUNTED), so parodies must stand on their own (if you can be expected to). We wanted to believe Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano in "The Sex Files," and we did. More » -
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"Pure": Your Bloody Asian Valentine
"It was a fabulous tabloid scandal in 1930's Tokyo, forcing the repressed society to confront sex and death in explicit terms," said David Aaron Clark of the true story behind his upcoming "Pure," a movie I'm very excited to see. More » -
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Kayden Kross Beyond Thunderdome
Following the world-altering "Big Burn," a number of things are scarce: potable water, animals, and, oh yes, Kayden Kross's clothes. At least we've got that to look forward to. More » -
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"Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" Or, If You Believe the Hype, The Second Coming
Men coming on each other; Jesse Jane pulling a Belladonna on Belladonna; Wholesale Chinese and Armenian stereotypes; David Aaron Clark eating a turkey leg; Slavery; The delightful squishiness of Shay Jordan (not to be confused with this); About as many sex scenes as there were men on the Edmund Fitzgerald; And "The Biggest Adult Production In History." More » -
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Wicked's "The Wicked"
You wonder why Wicked has waited so many years to release an eponymous title, but you also wonder why Kaylani Lei hasn't been delivered to you personally as part of the bailout package. Read on to discover why vampires seem to be devouring condom-only performers in the California Desert. More » -


