· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)
· Buy "Nurses" (digitalplayground.com)
· Edited by Mike Byhoff

And she can fit a baseball bat up her ass! And she fucks like a pro! And she's just... so cute! Belladonna, whenever you get tired of your husband (and Spock Buckton), we are so here for you.

. . .

· Belladonna came back! (popporn.com)

Wondering what you should say to the lovely lady should you see her in your hometown? Call us crazy, but we'd think that a good old fashioned smile and say hi would do just fine.

· Sasha Grey (myspace.com)

Wondering what, exactly, there is to do in Jesse's home state? She's more than happy to tell you—and, if you're lucky, she might even sow you some day, too!

· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)
· Edited by Mike Byhoff

And what did they see while they were there? Fans! Sex toys! Pornstars! The red carpet! Pretty much the same things as everyone else, actually (though they managed to sneak in some behind the scenes footage from real live porn sets and copious ads for sneak peeks of "Pirates 2", you know, to keep things interesting).

We watched the whole special so you didn't have to—and we've clipped a few of the more interesting moments for your enjoyment. Above, Wicked's Elektra Blue discusses some of the hazards of working in porn, below, Melissa Lauren talks about how she went from being a pastry chef to a pornstar.

· G4TV (g4tv.com)

But was it difficult to switch from adult work to fashion work? Sasha gave us the inside scoop on what it's like to model—whether for BCBG, American Apparel, or Barely Legal Sluts.

· Sasha Grey (myspace.com)
· Edited by Mike Byhoff

· Stoya (stoyaxxx.com)
· Video edited by Mike Byhoff

Somehow, we ended up getting distracted and spending almost all of our time on the show floor, but luckily there was someone else downstairs, getting the scoop on all the latest sex toys. Thank you, Current TV, for being responsible and covering this for us while we were off partying with pornstars.

· Tech Report: Sex Toys (current.com)

Do you know which, of all the movies she shot in 2008, was the one she liked the best?

Okay, we may have neglected to ask her about any of the hope/dream/passion stuff, but at least we got an answer to the last question. And man, is it hot (we've been up for days just thinking about it).

· Faith Leon (clubfaithleon.com)
· Video edited by Mike Byhoff

(Oh, and the best part? In this battle, everybody takes off their clothes.)

· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)
· Edited by Mike Byhoff

Because we like to stay one step ahead of the game, we sat Sasha down and asked her to tell us what new careers she'll be announcing in 2009. Unfortunately, we couldn't get her to go on record about what towns she'll be conquering later this year—but, uh, let's just say you shouldn't be surprised if we're eventually reporting from our offices in Sashagreyville.

· Sasha Grey (myspace.com)

We had the pleasure of accosting her in the Adam and Eve booth at AEE, where we learned all about what it's like to be new to the Valley, what her porn name could have been, and, most importantly, when we get to see her getting boned by Mr. Marcus (sources say February 3!).

We'd also like to start a campaign to see Stevie recognized as AVN's Best New Starlet 2010. Sure, we haven't seen her in action (yet), but we're so smitten it just doesn't even matter.

· Stevie Hart (myspace.com)
· Video edited by Mike Byhoff

Unfortunately, our fearless leader's duties as a Digital Playground contract girl tend to keep her too busy to give each and every fan a personal tour of her hometown. Which is why we just asked her to give us some recommendations on where to go. It's just like seeing Philly with Stoya... only without Stoya.

· Stoya (stoyaxxx.com)

And, of course, just because she's not doing boy-girl anymore, that doesn't mean she's left us entirely. What else is Teagan up to these days? Take a listen and find out.

Now, after hearing Roxy's tale, we're not sure that we'd be super into the whole green paint thing... but for the chance to get a little closer to Roxy, well, there are a lot of things we'd put up with. Even the nasty taste of green paint. (Roxy, call us!)

· This Ain't The Munsters XXX (aintthemunsters.com)

· AEE, Friday 1/9/09 (drivenbyboredom.com)
· AEE, Saturday 1/10/09 (drivenbyboredom.com)
· AEE, Sunday 1/11/09 (drivenbyboredom.com)
· Burning Angel AVN Party at Beauty Bar (drivenbyboredom.com)

We've long appreciated 2009's Unsung Starlet, whether she's fisting her own ass, demonstrating proper handjob technique, going at it with Michelle Aston, or just having a relaxing afternoon of fucking machines. There's just something about her that's so delicious, we're glad that she's finally been recognized by a higher body—maybe the rest of the porn watching public will learn to appreciate her with the same adoration we've felt all along.

Amber Rayne (Fucking Machines)

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"Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs For Men And Women"

"Skateboard Kink Freak"

"Bad News Bitches 3"

Amber Rayne on Kellyfind (kellyfind.com)

Club Amber Rayne (clubamberrayne.com)

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Not only is Penny every bit as adorable as she appears in her films, she's also smart, funny, and dedicated to helping you (yes, you!) have good sex. And she likes rough sex! We'd totally ask her to marry us, but we have a feeling that that one time when she grabbed our ass will have to suffice.

· Penny Flame (pennyflame.com)

· Outrageous AVN (lastnightsparty.com)