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    offred: Maybe it's just me, but I find the choking until almost unconscious part really unnerving. more »
    offred: Aww. Isn't she a cutie. more »
    Brad: I find it interesting PETA used bird feathers for angel wings. more »
    whitekidinflatbush: Wait, so David Silver can't even get laid in the porn version of 90210? Also, Chris Johnson is a beautiful beautiful man. more »
    bmonkey: Wow. Yeah, I'd share the bathroom with her too... more »
    FloydAristaeus: There seems to be a very fundamental flaw in this marketing. If I stop eating tasty animals, then PETA will stop getting hot celebs to pose naked. So ... more »
    Prom000: Is it worth to riun my whole live for these and fly all the way from europe, sell all my stuff, max out my creditcard and steal from friends and relat... more »
    BeefSupreme: Looks very Purchase College, and I like that. Creepy old man hand though. more »
    Princess Commands, Darling: Oh God, was there ever a show better made for a porn parody? And this film actually seems well cast, especially Jenny Hendrix as Donna. more »
    AtwaterAlucard: Enough of dialogue in porn.... just shoot the sex, dammit. more »
    Crystal_Mountain: A request to all amateur pornographers: Please, please, please turn down the music. more »
    sam991: Independant suspension. On a similar note there is a Citroen, i believe, the seats of which vibrate of you drift out of your lane. Much fun was had wi... more »
    sam991: "Church loses power, while sex gains power—evolution." "I think brains are the current sexy." Her reputation precedes her but nonetheless, Adella ... more »
    Kounji: Good Choice more »
    bmonkey: Myla, can I have my breath back? more »
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