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Taking Care Of The Family

Evelyn Leigh — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:30:41 EDT

Babysitting today is a lot different than we remember it. It used to be all about making sure the kids behaved... but these days it seems like it's more about letting the parents misbehave! Dedicated babysitters everywhere are stepping up their skill sets from basics like making snacks and learning CPR to more advanced training, including fellatio and anal. Still need to sharpen you skills? No need to worry, loving families like the Sanders clan will be more than willing to get you up to snuff. After all, it's all about taking care of the family!

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· A schoolgirl couple's delight (Pornhub.com)

Battle Of The Avas: Ava Devine Vs. Ava Rose

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:55:57 EDT

Ava Devine and Ava Rose may share a first name, but that's just about the only thing these two porn starlets have in common—aside from, you know, the fact that they're both porn starlets. While Ms. Rose is a former contract girl for Adam and Eve and the star of such classy flicks as "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant;" Ms. Devine — who entered the porn world at the (relatively) advanced age of 28 — is a down and dirty free agent largely know for her willingness to do anything. And we do mean anything. So who will it be? Sleek and stylish Ava Rose or up-for-anything Ava Devine? It's in your hands now. Just don't let all the power go to your head.

Ava Devine
Ava Devine trying different dicks (pornhub.com)

Ava Rose
From "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant"

Last Week's Winner: Penny Flame

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Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown Archives

Monsters Ball: Here Comes "MILFZILLA"!

Gram Ponante — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:40:52 EDT

While confirmation calls to Larry Flynt's office went unreturned (er, for years), we are fairly certain that Hustler has been naming movie titles specifically for us. We needed nothing more to convince us than the arrival of "MILFzilla," starring the rabid Ava Devine.

You might remember the last two What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? entries featured a cock-drape. What Devine is getting on this cover is a cock-poke—or, some scholars argue, a cock-shelving. Either way, it's not a drape, so don't call your local drape hotline.

The guy from Peter, Paul & Mary beseeches Ava Devine for some nut-busting (I didn't say this - he did). It is the only time in recent memory in which we hear actual wheedling. The acting required in this scene is tremendous, in that Devine never needs to be wheedled.

The one reservation we have with this movie is that there are no Asians in it. You don't put a -zilla on something and exclude the Asians. Hasn't Jonathan Pryce's casting in "Miss Saigon" taught us anything?

Still don't know why Adrianna Nicole gets cast in MILF roles. Maybe it's her alto range, or her Billy Idol sneer.

Mae Victoria looks a bit like a wayward mid-90's Sherilyn Fenn. If "Of Mice And Men" were ever made into a porn movie, we'd cast her.

This is a delightful movie, sure to inspire sequels. But rather than going the sequential numbers route, I strongly suggest "MILFzooky" or "Terror of MechaMILFzilla."

· Hustler (hustlerworld.com)
· Buy "MILFZILLA" (hustlervideo.com)

Flesh Flicks: Ava Devine Is A Good Host

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:02:02 EDT

If you watched our party report from Naughty America's Brooklyn gathering this weekend, you realize now that Ava Devine is very enthusiastic when it comes to meeting young male fans. Or older male fans. Or, more generally, males. What is age really, when your son's best friend can be old enough to be your dad's golfing buddy, but a backwards baseball cap can shave half your life away? She's just a naturally friendly person who likes to make people feel comfortable. When you're a visitor in her world—the porn world or the real one—no one goes home unhappy.

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· "Ava Devine - My Friend's Hot Mom" (Megarotic)

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Previously: How Brooklyn Became The Naughtiest Place In "Naughty America", Flesh Flicks Archives

Carmella Bing Is "Tittanic"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:46:12 EST

Oh, if only Kate Winslet had signed on for the special seventh scene of this movie, peeing on herself or losing her mind or whatnot, I would have had to declare the rest of the year moot and claim "Tittanic" as the Porn Movie of 2008 in the way that Frank De Felitta's "Audrey Rose" was the novel of reincarnation.

But she didn't. Still, Oh My God. If I had seen this movie when I was 14, I never would have joined the Tamil Tigers!

Putting it delicately in that unnecessary way we've had to become used to, this movie "skews older". The large-breasted women herein (save for Eden and Daphne Rosen) all have a traveled look about them that I have always associated with stripper ads in the back of my hometown paper. Had I met Ava Devine and Anna Nova at that time, I think I would have run away. (I would have come back eventually.)

We know porn is fake because this guy didn't notice Echo Valley getting the morning coffee. Either that or producers greenscreened out his iron lung.

I think I dreamed of this scene when I was ten. Who can I sue?

Here is Daphne Rosen and the iconic Dirty Harry.

"They're almost as big as your head," she says.
"Nothing's bigger than my head," he parries.
"The things you say," she says.

Why isn't Daphne Rosen right here now?

Carmella Bing and Dakota King. Had I been the cameraman I would have passed out.

· Sin City (sincity.com)
· Buy "Tittanic" (gamelink.com)

Ava Devine Is Crafty

Gram Ponante — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:16:03 EST

As we noted previously, the tragedy of our time at the AVN Expo was that we did not get to get pawed by Ava Devine, known for her hands-on approach to meeting her public. The Naughty American reveals that the Divine Ms. Devine has become an expert ripper of other people's boxers, and will be weaving the purloined underpants into a quilt that she will then donate to charity.

"Some guys wear boxers; others are freeballing it, but I get so excited tugging the dicks that I tug the underwear out of frustration," she explained, adding that she also neeeds to learn to sew. But we know she's determined.

· Ava Devine Gets Her Panties In a Bunch for Charity (thenaughtyamerican.com)
· Buy "Seduced by a Cougar" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Ava Devine's Sloppy Seconds

As much as we tried to be everywhere at...

Jonnobot — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:20:56 EST

As much as we tried to be everywhere at once at the AVN Expo this year, we were not, alas, close enough to Ava Devine when she decided to pull off one lucky (?) fan's underwear on the show floor. Which, much as we hate to admit it while we're still recuperating, means we have at least one reason to go back next year. (xfanz.com)

Flesh Flicks: Ava Devine's Sloppy Seconds

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:18:07 EDT

Here's a little word to the wise: If you ever run into Ava Devine in an airport, you should definitely say hi. It's extremely unlikely that she'll have a double penetrating Fucking Machine or a month's supply of baby oil in her carry-on, but something good might just come out of it anyway. Those of you who are afraid of flying can make do with this extended session of cold robotic love—not cold because robots are distant and remorseless, but cold because we're assuming all that water pouring onto and coming out of Ava is probably lukewarm at best. Pray for an extra-long line at the security checkpoints and maybe she'll tell you all about it sometime.

· "Ava Devine on Fucking Machine" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives