Scarlett Blue Gives Us The View From Down Under

We may not understand everything about the Australians (like why they call shrimps prawns!), but we do know one thing: their women are hot. Hence our uncontainable excitement at the discovery of Scarlett Blue, a naughty site from Down Under. More »

"The Band": Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n Roll...And More Sex

Australia's "The Band" takes a (fictional) look inside the wild, wild lives of rock 'n rollers: the wild parties, the crazy drug use, the fights, the fans, the music...and, of course, the sex. Spoiler alert: there's a lot of sex. More »

Topless TV World Tour: Lucia Mastrantone In Australia's "Tangle"

Australia, the land of contradictions: prostitution is legal, but making porn isn't. Cursing and nudity are totally fine for primetime TV...but bringing anything triple-X into the nation is a big no-no. We keep trying to understand... More »

"Matinee" Prevails Over Censorship

Last week, we reported that Jennifer Lyon Bell's "Matinee" had been banned from the Melbourne Underground Film Festival due to sexual content. This week, we're happy to report that, in spite of the ban, "Matinee" still took home an award. More »

Sammy Braddy Takes A Trip Down Under

Oh, Australia, we just don't know what to think anymore: first you betray us by banning "Matinee" from your film festivals...but then you go and try to win us back with this spread of Sammy Braddy from People magazine. More »

Australia Is Confusing, But Kate Jenkinson Is Hot

On this lovely Thursday morning, let us once again ponder the schizophrenic nature of the land that is Australia. On the one hand, network TV can broadcast a clip of a topless woman in just a thong and bunny ears. More »

Abby Winters Situation Not As Dire As Previously Reported

Yesterday, we wrote that the Abby Winters offices had been raided, and founder Garion Hall arrested. Well, we were half right: Garion Hall has released a statement confirming the raid, but stating that no charges were pressed. More »

Emma Booth Brings Breasts To A Porn-Starved Nation

With Abby Winters arrested, and that pesky porn filter keeping them from really exploring the internet, where are the good people of Australia supposed to go for, ahem, a little relief? Well, they could try turning on the TV, for one. More »

Abby Winters Offices Raided By The Cops

On Monday, the Abby Winters offices were raided by the cops, and company founder Garion Hall arrested for making (apparently illegal) porn. See? The Australian government really does hate naked people. (news.com.au)

Former Webcam Girl Denied "Best Job In The World"

It could have been so sweet: Julia Yalovitsyna was on the shortlist for the "best job in the world"—until her webcam girl work was discovered (see her in action in the video). More »

Australian Porn Fans, Rejoice!

Australia's ridiculous plan for a porn filter has finally been shot down (and not just by hackers)— and just in time for Australia to figure out if this really is Sarah Gardiner! (avn.com)

When Carly Met Zasha (And Popped Her Girl-Girl Cherry)

It's not the first time we've seen these letters from Abby Winters models—but do you really think we'd ever get tired of reading about what it's like to make out with an Abby Winters model? More »

Why Yes, Joanna Krupa Does Have A Sister

Joanna Krupa alone is already a vision to behold. Seeing Joanna Krupa with her sister... well, it makes us wonder what good deed we could possibly have done to deserve such a blessing. More »

Top Model Cheyenne Tozzi Loses Her Top

What is it with Australian stars and exposed boobs? We've seen Jess Origliasso, Sarah Gardiner, and now even top model Cheyenne Tozzi has gone and slipped her nips. Is it too late to move there? More »

Emily Scott: Still Sexy After All These Years

It's been a while since we last checked in with Emily Scott—so how is our girl doing these days? More »

Sarah Gardiner And Abby Winters Model Tricia L: An Even Closer Comparison

Our tipster from this morning is back with even more comparisons between Tricia L and Sarah Gardiner. Facial markings, hairstyles, and teeth are all compared herein. More »

Could Sarah Gardiner Have Modeled For I Shot Myself As Well? [UPDATED]

Reader SubhujaLila noticed that Sarah Gardiner also looks like Liv from I Shot Myself. We've only found one photo, and the resemblance seems less strong than with Tricia L—but we're keeping an open mind. More »

Is Sarah Gardiner Abby Winters' Tricia L? More Proof Uncovered!

Still not convinced that Sarah Gardiner is a naked model? Chew on this: a reader just sent us these two photos demonstrating that Sarah Gardiner and Tricia L from Abby Winters have the same birthmarks. More »

Is Sarah Gardiner A Pop Star Turned Pornstar?

Sarah Gardiner used to be the keyboardist for Aussie pop band Operator Please—and now she may be a model for Abby Winters. Eagle-eyed fans have spotted a resemblance between Sarah and Tricia—what do you think? More »

Penthouse Reveals World's Top 5 Nude Photographers

Australian Penthouse has ranked Ed Fox one of the top 5 nude photographers in the world, along with Suze Randall, Hank Londoner, and curmudgeonly Earl Miller. More »

Abby Winters Scandalwatch: The Plot Thickens!

An eagle-eyed tipster has sent us an image of Garion Hall (or at least some dude) at an Abby Winters photo shoot, wearing a name tag that reads "Abby." More »

Who Is Abby Winters?

Aussie all natural porn site Abby Winters has long been plagued by the rumor that founder Abby Winters is (gasp!) not a real person—and a reader email we just received seems to confirm this suspicion. More »

Porn: 1, Australia: 0

Breaking: Australia's massive porn filter is a stupid idea that's doomed to fail. We could have told you that ourselves, but it sounds way more legit when Ars Technica says it. (arstechnica.com, thumbnail via)

Pervs Fight Back!

Canada's not the only one with a Sex Party—come Thursday, Australia will have one of its very own, too! And when we say "sex party" we mean a political party dedicated to fighting a stuffy, sex-negative political environment (and, specifically, that nasty little porn filter), not, you know, a nationwide orgy. Though if the Australian Sex Party gets its way, who knows? Australia's got room for more than one sex party, after all. (google.com via nerve.com; thumbnail via Ask Jolene)

Australia Continues To Fight The Menace Of Internet Porn

Australia's attempt to block all internet porn from entering its borders keeps marching on. In the filter's current incarnation, over 10,000 sites would be blocked, with no way to completely opt out of the filter. So the next time some Aussie pop star sheds her top, no one will know. Well, no one in Australia, at least. (avn.com)

On The Road (And Naked) Again

Chica is just a simple girl with Australia, with simple needs. She doesn't want much from the world, really—all she needs to be happy is a some chocolate, her van, and the freedom to get naked whenever she wants. Oh, and a camera and access to the internet—because Chica's also a girl who really likes to share (at least when it comes to naked pictures of her). We're thinking she may be onto something, really. Think she'll inspire others to follow in her footsteps? More »

The Sex Games Are Coming (And So Are You)

The Olympics may be over and done, but training for the Sex Olympia is just getting started. With the inaugural games scheduled to take place in Queensland, Australia, next August, the organizing committee is currently scanning the globe for international athletes to strut their stuff in such diverse categories as the Sex Pentathlon (successfully execute ten different positions in ten minutes!), Marathon Shag, Sex Aquatics, and the Triple Hump. The event is open to athletes of all persuasions: straights, gays, monogamists, polygamists, MTFs, FTMs, and anyone in between. But don't worry too much if you can't make it out to Australia: we suspect that half the fun is in the training, anyway. More »

Breaking: Australian Men Enjoy Sex

A new study reveals that Australian men are happiest when they are having sex or surfing the internet (for porn, we presume). Which makes them exactly like all other men everywhere. Still, isn't it nice to know that science can prove things like this? (news.smh.com.au)

And in other health code violation news: a St. Kilda, Australia, pub has come under fire for its "No Undie Sundie" promotion. Apparently, encouraging women to take off their panties in exchange for a $50 drink card just wasn't the smartest idea. We think it's brilliant, of course, but that's just us. (news.com.au, no undie thumbnail star Rachel Aziani via Ask Jolene)

You know how we're always telling you that if you post your amateur sex video online it'll eventually be seen by everyone in the whole wide world? Well, it seems that some Australian amateurs are catching on to that fact and keeping their homemade sex tapes to themselves. At least until they get famous and someone leaks the tape to Red Light District. (xbiz.com; thumbnail via Australian "amateur" site Abby Winters)

What happens when an Australian Rules Football star parades around his city in broad daylight wearing a dress and an oversized pink dildo? We're not sure actually—is that one of the wacky Australia rules? (news.com.au; more @ Defamer Australia)

A DVD distributor says that 97% of all adult DVDs in Australia are actually pirated copies sold by the mob. Apparently, copyright infringement is more lucrative than bootlegging these days. (news.com.au; thumb via)

A new study has come to shocking conclusion that people who are into BDSM are not really dangerous and deranged individuals who were abused as children—in fact, they might actually be "normal!" Don't worry, you can still be into bondage and still be a freak—just, you know, the good kind. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

An Australian preacher has a very good reason for pretending he had cancer and lying about it to his own parishioners for over two years—he was addicted to porn, of course! Pornography: Is there anything we can't blame on it? (news.com.au)

It seems that way down in the land down under people are more likely to use the internet to search for games than porn. And oddly enough, there was a spike in people searching for info on The Veronicas this past month! Wonder what that was all about? (news.com.au)

Abby Winters Plays With Boys?

A sharp eyed tipster sent us a link to this Abby Winters forum post in which an Abby Winters model hints at future boy-girl sets. Is it true? Can we look forward to some hot hardcore heterosexual Australian amateur action? And if not, can we at least look forward to something else with that much opportunity for alliteration? (forums.abbywinters.com - thanks Mike!)