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    bmonkey: Uh, wow. Conrad, this is all kinds of awesome; thank you. #bigboobs more »
    bmonkey: What this model doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced her regular soap with Dove; let's see if she thinks her skin is as soft to the touch as w... more »
    inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more »
    FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more »
    offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more »
    thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more »
    SaumyaJellyfish: I could swear the music in the background was from Space Channel 5. Aside from that. Touched... by the hand of God... New Order has a hand in bras now! more »
    dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more »
    Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more »
    Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more »
    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
  • #fleshbotrequests

    A Girl's Best Friend: Girls And Their Toys

    Forget diamonds—any girl with the slightest bit of sexual sophistication knows who her real best friend is. And when best friends get together... well, we can certainly feel the love lust in the air. More »
  • #crushobjectalert

    Meet Aurora Jolie, Vaginal Virgin (Really!)

    Many thanks to one of our readers for tipping us off to the fact that the model listed as Nicara in our mohawk roundup is better known to some as Aurora Jolie, the Vaginal Virgin. Yes kids, it is apparently (somehow) possible to maintain one kind of virginity while making a living as a porn starlet — and for that, we give Aurora/Nicara every sort of prop imaginable. We'd also like to salute Aurora for her willingness to dispense with her anal virginity, engage in anal gangbangs, and ... oh, for being so damn hot. To find out more about why we're crushing on Aurora, check below the jump for some clips and pics. More »