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Click Fore Play: All The Audioerotica You'll Ever Need
The world of sexual media is dominated by a few major forms: text, photo, and video. While we certainly appreciate those three forms—quite a lot, actually—we've often wondered why it is that audio porn doesn't get more play (so to speak). Sure, visuals are nice, and we always enjoy reading; but some days we just want to lay back, close our eyes, and be magically transported into a sexy story. Good thing we just found Click Fore Play, a collection of erotic audio plays. Try to imagine what those mid-twentieth century radio plays would have been like if they'd let the smut mongers on the air, and you should have a pretty good idea of what Click Fore Play is all about. Somehow, we have a feeling our morning commute is about to get a lot more interesting. After the jump, hear a sample story. More »
