<b· Carla Bruni Nude PHOTO Withdrawn From Auction After Low Bids (huffingtonpost.com)

Yes, Natalie's deflowering has been sold to an American man for one million dollars. Yes, it seems like a lot to us, too, but hey: props to Natalie for scoring so much cash. Also in the works? A book deal and a biopic. Man, if we'd known auctioning off our ladyflower could be that much of a get rich quick scheme, we never would have pursued this whole writing scam.

· Girl Selling Virginity To End Auction In The Next Few Days (scandalist.thefablife.com)

Now, after ten years of continuous service, the drive is being retired—and you, yes you, could be its new owner. The drive is now up for auction on eBay, just waiting to be bought...and if an EroticBPM member happens to be the one who wins the auction, they'll get the bonus prize of some special, unpublished content pre-loaded on the drive for them to enjoy.

So, uh, what are you waiting for?

· Western Digital 10 GB Hard Drive WD Caviar 310200 IDE (ebay.com)
· Own a piece of ebpm history. (eroticbpm.com)

Of course, given that the last photo of Carla sold for around $100,000, we don't expect that this one will be cheap. Don't have six figures to drop on a topless photo? We recommend firing up the printer and hanging a framed copy of this post on your wall. We're sure no one will know the difference.

· Topless Carla snap for sale (thesun.co.uk)

· Celebrity Undies (ebay.co.uk, via avn.com)

Alas, with only two days to go, Alina's raised a mere 5,000 euros—45,000 euros away from her goal. Is the economy really that bad?

· 18-jährige Jungfrau zu ersteigern (gesext.de)
· Teen auctions virginity for £50k (thesun.co.uk)

· Auction Diva Fashion (auctiondivafashion.com, red bustier via ebay.com)

Previously: (The Return Of) AuctionBabez, Babeway Auctions, Eros Bids, Used Panty Portal

All right, Mary, but why?

"... Because my grandmother had breast cancer," Carey told noted gentlemen's magazine Reuters. Just so you don't think Carey has pulled a Jenna Jameson, the former California gubernatorial candidate just replaced the smaller models with 36DDD ones.

· "Porn star politician auctions breast implants" (reuters.co)
· Buy Mary Carey's breast implants (ebay.com)

Previously: Good Deeds Archive

· Pamela Anderson is kissing a magician. Maybe he knows how those things continue to defy gravity. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· The bizarre life (and sad death) of the famous Academy Awards Streaker. His package will live forever. (wfmu.org)

· Auctioneers expect to get £2 million for a nude portrait that King Charles II kept hidden in his bedroom. Wow, even a king has to stuff his girlie pics under the mattress? (thisislondon.co.uk)

· If you want to show a friend how much you care, forget about a Hallmark card. Just screw their brains out. They'll appreciate the gesture, trust us. (indiatimes.com)

· She-porn outfit, For The Girls is holding an erotic fiction contest, so remember to take notes next time you're getting some. (forthegirls.com)

· Internet porn: Wrecking marriages since 1991. Or saving them, we're not sure. Either way, never give your spouse your email password. (wimmera.yourguide.com.au)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Is Brooke Burke supposed to look like this just a few weeks after having had a baby? She must have had her skin replaced by spandex. (hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· Spencer Tunick shot yet another series of mass nude portraits in Amsterdam this weekend just a few weeks after his gigantic spectacle in Mexico. Give the naked people a rest, will ya? (cbc.ca + tv3.co.nz)

· Speaking of nude photos, portraits of Kate Moss in the buff were auctioned off for £185,000, which is roughly 184,950 pounds more than her body weight. (femalefirst.co.uk)

· Larry Flynt wants the dirt on your local Congressman ... again. Has anyone noticed that this guy is kind of obsessed with sex? (tvguide.com)

· Are you or someone you know suffering from that most horrible of afflictions: sleep sex? How are you supposed to brag about all the nookie you're getting if you can't even remember it? (foxnews.com + usnews.com)

· Man, Google really is trying to take over the world. Even Ceiling Cat has been assimilated. (erosblog.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Gemma Atkinson is dressed up like a Pussycat Doll for some reason. Keep looking and eventually you might figure out why. (gorillamask.net)

· Celebrity auction fans can buy nude photos of Kate Moss for around $40,000. Or they can just search through our archives and download them for free like a normal person. (washingtonpost.com)

· Big boobed megasite Danni.com is getting rid of DRM on all its member videos, so now when try to get them off a file sharing site you won't have to bother with finding files that have already been cracked. (sugarbank.com)

· Eva Longoria hasn't been in the news much lately, so she confessed to newspapers that she likes to be tied up in bed. Hey, that worked! (thesun.co.uk)

· A couple dozen girls in Louisiana were turned away from their high school prom due to excess cleavage. Isn't that what prom night is for? (nola.com)

· A report shows that abstinence-only sex education doesn't work any better than regular education, but that isn't bothering the federal government. After all, it's not like it's their money that's being wasted. (sciam.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives