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#virgins
Girl Sells Virginity, Secures Fame And Fortune
Hey, remember Natalie Dylan? No? Yeah...we kinda forgot all about her too. Quick refresher: a year ago, Ms. Dylan put her virginity up for auction (to pay off student loans, natch). And now it seems she's found a winner. More » -
#auctions
Own A Piece Of EroticBPM History!
Ten years ago, when EroticBPM was still known as RaverPorn, and Fleshbot was but a twinkle in an Englishman's eye, a young Killshot decided to buy a 10 gig hard drive to store all his photos of hot naked ravergirls. More » -
#celebrityskin
Topless Carla Bruni To Be Auctioned In Germany
Still annoyed that someone else snagged that naked photo of Carla Bruni? Well, good news: there's another one up for sale at Berlin's Villa Grisebach Auction. More » -
#underwear
Own Fergie's Panties—For Charity
A North London synagogue is encouraging celebrities to auction off autographed pairs of underwear... for charity. We suspect these undergarments are unworn—but if this is the closest we can get to Fergie, we'll take it. More » -
#virgins
Alina Percea Tries, Fails To Get Rich Off Virginity
Again with the virginity auctions: Alina Percea, aka Jungfrau18, is selling her virginity online in order to raise money for college. More » -
#virgins
A 22-year-old San Diegoan wants to auction her virginity to pay for her college eduction. (She's going for a doctorate in marriage and family therapy.) Well, if it's one night in Reno vs. 10 years of student loan payments, that's a pretty tough call to make. (nydailynews.com) -
#cheaters
Hell Hath No Fury Like An eBay Seller Scorned
A woman on eBay is selling the evidence of her husband's infidelity—a used condom wrapper and a photo of "the tart's kinckers." We hope her shamed husband finds the auction, because then the bidding might really get exciting. (reuters.com) -
#teaganpresley
Have you always wanted a little piece of Teagan Presley to call your own? Well, now you're in luck! Thanks to the magic of eBay, you can purchase her recently removed breast implants! Put them in your porn star museum—they'll look great right next to Baby Sinead's pubic hair. (nakedcity.com) -
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#wtf
Someone on eBay may have actually paid $34 for a Sun Chip that looks (sorta) like a vagina. For that kind of money you could pay to see a real one, but we suppose in either case you still wouldn't be able to eat it. (ebay.com, via gorillamask.net) -
#artnudes
A (sorta) nude portrait by photographer Edward Weston sold at auction this week for $1.6 million ... which is about how much we'd have in our bank account right now if we had a nickel for every nude portrait we've posted on Fleshbot over the years. Life can be so not fair. (artdaily.com) -
#pornstars
Would you like to own Jenna Jameson's canary yellow 2002 Lamborghini Murcielago? Buy it now on eBay! There's just one catch: You must be able to handle your own stick ... although if you're a Jenna fan, that shouldn't be a problem. (ebay.com + livenews.com.au) -
#celebrity
Once again, we don't understand why rich people would bid thousands of dollars on a naked picture of French First Lady Carla Bruni when they can find dozens of them online for free. Maybe that's why we're not rich? (dailymail.co.uk + Gawker) -
#business
Looking to get into the exciting—and lucrative!—world of mobile porn? On February 20, the domain porn.mobi will be auctioned off. Purchase that and nothing will stand between you and your smutty riches. Except for the fact that no one has any idea what ".mobi" is. (itwire.com) -
#shopping
Still More Sexy eBay Auctions: The Return
Power sellers on eBay have known for years that nothing gets your ad more attention—and gets your item more bids—than featuring a nice picture of your product alongside a sexy babe. It's the same principle that makes The Price Is Right so successful. So if you're a hot babe looking to unload some slinky garments, why not use the online auction house and all that accumulatedf market research to turn a healthy profit? If you're lucky you might even get featured on Auction Diva Fashion, which serves as yet another place to spotlight those sellers who combine sexy headless bodies with even sexier feedback ratings. Meanwhile, buyers might find a naughty red dress or even some nice used panties—but not, you know ... used. That's a different store altogether. More » -
#money
Porn.net was sold at auction for $400,000 last week, considerably less than the $9 million that porn.com got last year, but still better than satinpanties.com!. Still no offers for rimmedgapes.edu, sadly. (avn.com) -
#tistheseason
Mary Carey Shocker: Knocker Auction
Because her town's sanitation department does not allow heavy item pickup, Mary Carey is ebaying the 36D implants recently tweezed from her chestal cavity and donating 90 percent of the proceeds to breast cancer research. More »





