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#athletes
ESPN's Live Nude Athletes
ESPN's much ballyhooed Body Issue hits newsstands this Friday—and as part of its relentless PR juggernaut, four of the six covers and a preview gallery have already appeared online. More » -
#athletes
Match The Athlete To The Ass
How familiar are you with the posteriors of female athletes? Not familiar enough, we'd wager. Test out your AssQ with this little game—and if you find you need to brush up on your asses...we could probably help out. More » -
#athletes
Caroline Wozniacki Puts The Cameltoe Back In Tennis
There are many reasons to get excited about the US Open...but if we had to pick one, it'd have to be all the cameltoe. Oh, Caroline Wozniacki, when you're on the court, the score is always love. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
#sports
The Babes (And Butts) Of Beach Volleyball
For years we've been on the fence about beach volleyball: on the one hand, it happens on a beach, and the players wear bikinis and jump up and down. On the other hand...uh, we can't think of any negatives, actually. More » -
#babes
Traci Brooks: From TNA Wrestling To T&A
TNA Knockout Traci Brooks will be the first of her kind to grace the pages of Playboy—though with "family-friendly" WWE barring its girls from modeling nude, we're pretty sure she won't be the last. (thesun.co.uk) -
#athletes
ESPN Magazine To Feature Athletes... In The Nude
ESPN Magazine is planning its first "Body Issue," aka a chance for all of us to see athletes in the nude. The plan is to keep it tasteful...perhaps the editors could use these photos for inspiration? (usatoday.com) -
#pornstarlife
Is Jayden James Dating MMA Fighter Chuck Liddell?
For years now, we've operated under the impression that Jayden James's heart belonged to us, and us alone. But dear Jayden has gone astray: we've received word that she's dating MMA fighter Chuck "Iceman" Liddell. More » -
#athletes
Sexy Athlete Survives Erotic Wardrobe Malfunction
Sure, ice dancing seems like it's all just glitter and glitz and sailing around on the ice, but it's actually a dangerous sport filled with many hidden perils: broken blades, spilled sequins, wardrobe malfunctions... More » -
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#scandal
MMA Fighter Mired In Sex Tape Scandal
Sex tapes! They're not just for Americans (or Australians... or Brits...) anymore! It seems Hayato "Mach" Sakurai, a Japanese MMA fighter, has done made himself some sex tapes... with multiple ladies! More »
