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· Help Me Heather (gurl.com)

For some reason, I find it sexually pleasing to have my bladder pressed on, or to just have a slightly full bladder in general. I have been doing it since I was about eight, and it never seemed weird until I actually thought about it. I have never told anyone—and even lied to cover it up. Recently, I've worried it might be a fetish. Is it a fetish, and if it is, should I do something about it?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

I am a little worried about my man slave. I have noticed that he likes to play with his ass on the occasion and i am not sure if he knows that i seen him do it. Does that mean he's gay and if not then how do i approach him on maybe letting me play with his ass in sexual play. maybe he's into it and is affraid to do it because he will think that i will think he is gay. I wouldn't but i want him to be completely sexually satisfied . I would love to play with his ass i hear that is a big hot zone for men and they just don't know it. I want him to be completely unleashed. How can i get my man slave to let me didle with his ass?.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

I have a quick qustion what does pussy really smell like?

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· Female First (femalefirst.co.uk)

I have been with my boyfriend for 15 years and love him to bits wehave a good sex life but for the past 2 years he gas tied me up whilst i am asleep, at first i loved it, but lately ive experienced new things, mainly a straight jacket suit, i am a heavy sleeper so dont notice him slipping me into the jacket. last month i woke up totaly trapped and blind folded.. at first all good but he left me for 34 hours, i lost it and panicked.
i worried that one day he will leave me ied up

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

Once upon a recent drunken night I went home with a former fuck buddy. Ever since, I’ve been getting booty texts/calls from him – but only at 3 am when I’m sleeping! Don’t get me wrong – I’m totally DTF but I’m not sure what to do. Should I text back the next morning? Should I not say anything at all? Ladies, what’s the proper etiquette for a situation like mine?

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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)

i've read some postings about sucking your own dick and i was able to do this about a year ago
and now i can only get about 2 inches away and i was wondering how long i took some of you to
reach your goal.

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· Large Penis Support Group (lpsg.org)

Would other guys on here let another man masturbate them? This question is more aimed at guys who are not 100% gay. Would a guy who is, say, 100% straight, or there abouts, let another guy wank him if he didn't have to do anything in return?

I've no real experience with other men, but I've often wondered what it would be like to wank another guy.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

A few months before I graduated, a friend revealed that she had been lusting after me, and wanted to hook up. The trouble was that she's in a long-term relationship. She didn't see this as a problem—she was willing to cheat—but I didn't want to be a part of that, and turned her down. She then played some games and got me to kiss her when I was drunk, and later flat-out propositioned me (again while I was drunk), and I refused again. Then we graduated and moved hundreds of miles away from each other, which I expected would be the end of it.

Now, though, a month later, she wrote to tell me that she's "not over" me. Was I right to turn her down, or should I, as she argued, let her make her own mistakes? Should I let her boyfriend (and likely fiancé) know about any of this?

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

I'm a gay man in my mid-twenties who's been in a relationship for the past year. I'm having some trouble in the bedroom, and it's kind of a two-tiered problem. I began having sex when I was closeted and in college, using the Internet to arrange for random hookups ... I was used to having sex with one guy, then moving on ... So now, while I love my boyfriend dearly, I'm having a hard time becoming aroused in our monogamous sex life. Also, I have a foot fetish, but I'm kind of ashamed about that, too. ... I want to make things better in the bedroom with my boyfriend, but I almost feel like I need to be sexually deprogrammed.

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am 43 and I have never penetrated a woman. I noticed that I was "abnormal" during my "first base" at the age of 28. I actually didn't feel anything but disgust. I thought it was because of the bad taste of the girl's saliva. But further experiences told me that all the female mouths had the same taste. The most terrible experience was the sight of the genitals of a woman when I was 30. I was extremely disappointed by the ugliness of this part of the female body. All in all I had four "sexual" experiences in my life. Each time I just felt disgust and had no arousal at all. Am I asexual?

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

When we first started dating, I had a lot of personal stuff going on, and sex was low on my list of priorities. As a result, he got the impression that I'm very conservative in that arena. He's sexually adventurous and, undoubtedly, found me very frustrating. Now the tables have turned: My libido has returned in a big way, but he is juggling work and grad school. He's exhausted all the time and rarely wants sex, leaving me frustrated ... he no longer lusts for me. He explains that he's so accustomed to the "prudish" version of me, he now has a mental block and can't see me as sexy anymore. ... How can we overcome the bad bedroom habits we have cultivated?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

For the past month or so me and my fiancee have spoken about a third partner possibly for sex and possibly for a relationship. She has told me that she wants to experience me with another girl and me with another guy. like most guys i'm okay with the other girl part, but the other guy part is making me nervous. I fooled around with guys when i was younger but decided that I wanted women instead. So it's not discomfort about sexual identity but rather about trusting another man.

I'm not sure if I can trust another man with my fiancee. But I want to make her happy and whenever she talks about me and another guy double teaming her, she get's really happy (and horny). I've been thinking about this for a few weeks and i'm still nervous.

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

I recently had breast-enhancement surgery, and there is a noticeable difference. My question is, How do I respond when people make remarks about it?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I have been notice that some of the skin on my dick is starting to wear away from me masturbating...there is no blood or anything like that. Just the skin turning light in color around head of my dick. I think its my grip. Is there a way the color will come back or have i rubbed the skin cells to death.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

I just started seeing this guy and things are going really well, there's just one problem: his cum tastes horrible. I'm not the squeamish type, and normally wouldn't shy away - but, it really is disgusting. Girls I'm open to anything, any ideas on how to remedy the situation?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I get too much attention from women. When I was out of shape, women paid attention, but not as much. Now, if I wanted to, I could get all the pussy I wanted. Single pussy, married pussy, all-different-color pussy.

Is it normal for a guy to turn down so much of the pussy that gets pitched at him? I am a tall Asian guy, six foot one, 165 pounds, cut and lean, 32 but look 28. But I like to go after the hard-to-get pussy. The easy pussy that gets thrown at me, I'm not interested in. What's wrong with me?

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· These Tropical-Colored Braces Are Going To Get You So Much Ass (theonion.com)

That is why, based on my 25 years of orthodontic experience, I can confidently say that the aqua-blue, green, and purple ligatures I have just applied to your teeth are going to put you eyeball-deep in tail before you know it.

Trust me, nothing, and I mean nothing, gets girls wetter than a guy sporting a mouthful of tropical-colored braces.

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I am a 35-year-old gay man and I am about to have sex with a woman for the first time ... I know that vaginas are not scary, and yet they are still foreign to me. With an anus, I can be rough. How gentle or rough should I be with her vagina? We will probably have to do it more than once. How much is too much? Are there any other vagina things I should know about before going in for the first time?

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· Dr. Thomas Stuttaford and Suzi Godson (timesonline.co.uk)

I've always had an active sex life with my husband of 19 years. But he has now acquired an artificial vagina. Does this mean he is losing interest in me?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I've been seeing my girlfriend for a few months and recently she asked if I'd be interested in some anal play — my receiving it from her. ... But shortly afterwards, she started making little comments ("jokes" she calls them) here and there that she's turned me gay, etc. I laughed it off at first but she just keeps on going on about it, even starting to making some suggestive remarks about it in front of our friends. As a result, I got really annoyed with her and told her off. She then started calling me homophobic and said that she didn't think I was "that kind of guy." The whole thing has really upset me because I don't think that's fair at all. Are my actions that wrong?

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

I stumbled across a compromising video of my ex on an amateur porn site. I was shocked when I saw the video. She wasn't that sexually open-minded when I was with her! Obviously, part of my reaction was jealousy.

I have two questions: 1) How do I get over this?, and 2) Is there an obligation to anonymously or non-anonymously contact her in case she doesn't know that video is out there?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I have been having a ton of rough sex with my boyfriend and the last time we did it he complained that I ripped something up there and that it burns whenever I try to slide in. He also says it burns sometime when he does #2 and he finds blood also! What can we do to get him better and prevent this from happing again?

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· Dear Deidre (thesun.co.uk)

My aunt picks me up in her car and we go to hotels to have sex - and it's always absolutely brilliant.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

I'm a 29-year-old hetero female, and for as long as I can remember I've had the urge to get double-teamed by two guys. I'm finally in a relationship with a man who's not threatened by the idea and we've even agreed on who the third guy should be. ... The one thing is, my boyfriend tells me that although the guy is pretty well-hung (which is good) he's also uncut ... I really am not into the idea of giving head to an uncut penis.... So should I just go through with it and hope the second time's the charm where uncut penises are concerned, or should I call the whole thing off?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

After 16 years and one kid, my husband and I are considering an open marriage. ... about a year ago, I met someone who turned from a friendship into a strong attraction ... I decided to ask for a divorce before entering into an affair, and about five months ago my husband and I separated. I have been seeing the other man during this time and the sex has been amazing—he's doing the things that I begged my husband to do with me. My husband has been miserable without me and has agreed to an open marriage so we can still be together, be a family, and I can be free to have an outside relationship. My husband is also free to have an outside relationship. He now accepts that I've been with another man (whom he has met) and that I am capable of loving him as a husband while having a sexual relationship on the side. ... all I want to know is if this is a recipe for disaster?

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· Dr. Thomas Stuttaford and Suzi Godson (timesonline.co.uk)

My new girlfriend has disconcerting sexual practices such as rubbing her clitoris during sex and not allowing me to caress her breasts. Is it me or her?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I think I have a spanking fetish. I say I think I do, because I never tried it. But I want to. I think my partner would be up for it, but I have yet to ask her. I thought I'd ask you first. What are your thoughts about spanking?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

My question is on Dom/sub slave etiquette. Assuming things with this new woman work out, at what point should I break up with my sub? Should I tell her about the other woman? Should I tell her in advance we are ending ("Your next visit will be our last") or should I just ask her to come over and break up then ("We both knew this was only going to last so long")? Do I help her find a new Dom? This isn't a regular breakup, so I'm not really sure how to do it. My sub loves to serve, so would it be cheating on my next girlfriend if I let her keep doing domestic tasks for me, but nothing sexual? Should I tell my next girlfriend that I had a sex slave for a while?

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

How do you talk dirty? What do you as women like to hear that gets you all hot and bothered?

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· Open Up: The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

I've seen reports from guys who have gotten full ejaculatory orgasms from anal sex, without any oral or manual stimulation of the penis ... I've come pretty close, even getting a very milky pre-cum, but didn't quite make it to the Big O ... Any comments or advice?

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· Stacey Grenrock Woods (esquire.com)

I get these really nasty headaches every time I ejaculate. It doesn't matter if I'm having sex or just masturbating. Please help me.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

Can someone please tell me what's so hot about having sex in the shower? ... it's actually a big pain in the ass, with little payoff.

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

My boyfriend of six months insists on wearing [condoms.] I was under the impression that once we were exclusive and both got tested, we wouldn't use them anymore. I've been tested, but he somehow 'hasn't gotten around to it.' ... Is he just lazy or what? I just want to make sure I'm not missing the obvious.

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am a 22-year-old gay man. The other day, while reading the labelling on a condom, I read the words for "vaginal use only." Being gay, I researched this only to find on the Canada Health website that condoms are only subject to inspection if a complaint is made. I couldn't find anything about if they should be tested for anal sex.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

The brain in this noggin is filled with filth. I'm a porno hound. I'm a slave to porn mags and videos and I'm comfortable putting dating and relationships on hold, in favor of daily wanking. I'm a 50-year-old guy who's been serving time since I was 44 (I get out when I'm 58), and I've been daily wanking since I was 39. I lived in NYC for eight years and once wrote in to an advice columnist. I explained that I was "stuck in a rut," unable to choose between jerking off, pursuing love or pursuing lust with whores in Mexico. She suggested that I try to "reach my full potential," which I assume she meant as a jerk-off. So now, when I finish my time do I: (a) get a life and date women, find a girlfriend/soulmate; (b) buy a ton of porno mags and videos and keep living the jerk-off's life; (c) find a young whore and marry her; or (d) go into porn in my old age and document for the world to see how good I am acting as a filthy, nasty geezer? Thank you for your feedback.

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

My wife is gonna get a gang bang for Valentine's Day. Shes like a total sex freak. I want to get something to bump it up. We tried a blindfold in the past, but it kept slipping down or up when things got heavy. I was thinking about a hood but what kind should I get?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

How effective are cock rings at maintaining an erection longer? I have also heard that they can offer a different pleasurable feeling than going au naturel — is this myth or truth?

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· Sex Project Forums (sex-project.com)

So today my GF and I decided to have sex for the first time ... The only problem with this was that my erection was only about half of what it usually is when i masturbate, and though her touching me felt very good i had a hard time maintaining what little of a boner i had. ... I generally dont have a difficult time getting a firm erection when I masturbate, but I read that over masturbating can cause weak erections, which i am probably guilty of since I've been doing it 1-3 times a day lately.

I didn't feel nervous really, just kinda annoyed that my dick wouldnt cooperate when i needed it to work its magic

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

My son is in his last year of high school, and he will be 18 soon. I recently discovered that his girlfriend of less than a month has sent him many nude photos of herself. She took the pictures with her cell phone and sent them to his phone. You can see from most of the photos that she took them while standing in front of the mirror. The other photos are close-ups of her parts.

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· Open Up: The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

However, I have been wondering how many men out there love dropping a load on their womens faces. Also, how many women love getting a load exploaded on their faces. If you enjoy it, why do you, and what was your first time like.

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I've never been with a guy who refused sex during my period. I know it's messy and a little inconvenient, but do you have any insight to this aversion?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

My new guy is not happy that I have a collection of toys or that I watch porn, have been to strip clubs, etc. He likes "regular" sex and he refuses to use toys or do anything in the adventurous realm. How do I even talk with him about what I like without scaring him off? I love being tied up and spanked! Plus he has never done oral and doesn't even want to try! HELP!!!

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· Date Girl (seattleweekly.com)

I wondered why this guy was still single in his mid-30s, and I finally found out: He has an erectile disorder ... How can I be sensitive without becoming his sex therapist?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I love my cunt. In fact you could say I have a cunt fetish. I love to stuff my cunt with really big toys. My current BF introduced me to fist fucking and I love it. I guess what I want to know is can this be dangerous?

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· All Sex Advice Forum (allsexadvice.com)

hi, just wanted to ask if anyone has had sex during a period, because my bf wants to try it and doesnt mind about the bleeding and that but im unsure if its worth it cause although i am always horny at "that time" i dont feel attractive

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· Body & Soul (timesonline.co.uk)

I suffer from numbness of the mouth and have small lumps inside my cheek. Could this have anything to do with my giving oral sex to boyfriends in the past?

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

My wife and I slept together in the nude every night, even after having kids. ... When I discussed this topic with my new love, she made it clear that she would never sleep naked with kids in the house. I don't want to give up this relationship, but would like this one request honored, yet she refuses. What should I do?

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I'm interested in doing a safe experiment on myself with a penis pump or extender. I think it is possible to achieve at least small gains in size. I'd like to keep a log, and if you want to track progress let me know.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

After hearing that call about the man who had fluid coming from his rectum during ejaculation ... There is a such thing as a "rectourethral fistula" in which a fistula (an abnormal connection between two organs) develops between the urethra and the rectum

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· Stacey Grenrock Woods (esquire.com)

What's the best thing to do in that kind of awkward moment immediately after you have sex with a woman for the first time?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

Is it true that couples in the busy years (kids, work, etc.) have so many competing obligations that merely reducing the amount of housework the woman does has no effect on the amount of sex a couple has?

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

I'm a straight woman who really enjoys watching gay porn ... I don't bring my porn into the bedroom (it's only for my own viewing pleasure, plus, I KNOW he wouldn't be into it) but I wonder, why does all that hot gay action turn me on?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I'm a married guy with a great wife and 3 beautiful kids. A couple of weeks ago, I went to a masseuse I found on craigslist. I don't have a lot of experience with massage and thought I would be safe going to a guy instead of a woman. The guy was really nice and did a good massage, but somehow I popped wood near the end of the massage. I was really embarrassed, but he was like totally fine with that. Then he asked if I wanted a happy ending. I didn't even know what that was till he started to massage my ass and blow me. I have to admit it was totally amazing. I never felt anything like it before in my life. My wife sometimes will give me oral sex, but nothing like this. I blew a load like nothing I ever did before. I though my insides were coming out of my cock. I was wowed and scared and confused and I could hardly sit up. Then the guy said I had a real healthy prostate. I said what? And he said he was massaging my prostate while he was sucking me off. I can't stop thinking about this. I want more but I feel really guilty and I'm afraid this is going to make me gay

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

I've been married to a wonderful man for five years. About a month ago, I walked in on him watching a pornographic video, and I'm pretty sure he has no idea that I saw what he was doing. Our sex life is usually incredible, but ever since this incident, I've felt very down. Every time we're intimate, I wonder if he's just thinking about the women in his videos, I'm feeling less attractive ...

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

One thing we're both really interested in doing that we've never done before is having me penetrate him with a strap-on. Can you give us some suggestions for preparation so that the experience can be relatively clean and not too painful for him?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

just got the jeff stryker dildo ( a lil intimidating at first ) and was thinking to myself .... who many heterosexual males who visit these forums play with dildo's ???

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

The problem, to be frank, is my pubes, which I never noticed until recently. On the top, they are the normal, curly, smooth variety. But on the underside of my testicles, it looks like the domain of an 80-year-old. They are dry, scraggly and palish yellow. What can I possibly do, short of having porno balls and shaving them completely?

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· Dear Deidre (thesunk.co.uk)

got so drunk on New Year's Eve I ended up sleeping with my boyfriend's brother ... There's a chance I could be pregnant with his brother's baby - or have caught something from him, since he's a real ladies man. How can I ever tell my boyfriend what happened and expect him still to care for me?

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

I've heard Sue explain many times why couples should not have vaginal intercourse underwater. What, if any, are the concerns regarding anal sex underwater?

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

can a guy with normal size suck his dick without being etremely flexible? .... if you are an inch or 2 far from your target do yu have chances?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am finally in a position to relate to people and get things I want, one of those things being solving my little virginity problem. Thing is, after 34 years of just not thinking about it (beyond pornographic wank sessions that have nothing to do with real people), I don't exactly know what I want and truly have no idea how to go about getting it.

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

Me and my girlfriend have come to the agreement that when we are both 16 we will have sex (for both of us it will be the first time). How can I make our first time enjoyable and memorable?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

I am 44 years old and I am a virgin. When I was younger, I was a momma's boy, I was an only child and was not allowed to go anywhere unless my mother could also follow.

When I finally escaped to college I made sure that I was 100 miles away from home. ... There were women there, but I had no idea how to approach them... so I got drunk.

I haven't dated in over 10 years now. lately my fantasies have gone more from sex with a woman to being sexually dominated by a woman ... Could I possibly meet a woman who would understand and be patient with me?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I'm still a virgin, but my bf thinks I'm not. ... We've been going together for about 8 months already and I really want my first time to be with him, but how am I going to act all experienced when I don't know what I'm doing.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

My wife and I were making love the other night and after about 20 minutes of great sex she told me she was going to come. She went ahead and had a great orgasm and then pretty much shut down. ... She felt that since on other (rare) occasions I have had an orgasm and she hasn't, it was okay to leave me the way she did. What gives?

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· Ask Rachel & Claire (babeland.com)

Do you have any tips on how I could make my solo sex life more satisfying? I know what to do to get myself off, but I want something more. Is this all there is?

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· Dear Deidre (thesunk.co.uk)

My girlfriend has tried everything, including oral sex, but I still can't climax when we make love. I'm 24 and I'm not as sexually experienced as I would like. I have only had sex a few times with previous girlfriends and I couldn't climax then. In fact, it has only ever happened when I'm asleep, during a dream.

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

It's my biggest fantasy to watch my girl bang another man. How can I get her to cross over that imaginary (but very real) line?

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

The other night I went home with a fat chick. We messed around all night and I got the best blowjob of my life. When I told my boys, they didn't seem surprised - apparently it's common knowledge that fat chicks suck a mean dick. Is this always true?

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

About six months ago, I was walking my dog in the neighborhood when I noticed a picture of a naked woman on the ground. It was a neighbor. A few months after that, another neighbor told me that his 12-year-old son had just found lying around on the street another picture of this woman in the buff. A few days ago, I found yet another picture. She is a married woman with two young daughters. I see her husband frequently on the commuter train to work. I have lots of questions...

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· Ask Aspasia Fern & Sweet Honey Smack (honey-n-aspasia.blogspot.com)

I have a b/f and he says that if a girl has alot of sex you can tell by her labia being really big. This isn't true is it?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am a 50-year-old male who has a satisfactory sex life with his oversized black dildo. I tried to suck this black dildo the other day and I was surprised how awfully bitter it tasted ... I think the Chinese are using toxic materials in all those toys we fuck and suck and you need to start a serious investigation on this.

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

i started havin sex like.. 6 months ago. and i think 'it' looks ugly and streched now:(!

is there such thing as 'an ugly pussy'?

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

My long-time girlfriend and I picked up a stranger this weekend ... As luck turned out, this guy was very well hung. She was moaning and writhing like I've never seen before. Hot, yes. But now I'm worried that she's going to be bored with my sub-par equipment ... Should we find a new partner, one that doesn't make me feel as insecure?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

Last night, during a particularly long and vigorous session, my hole began to lose a little sensitivity, so I figured I'd "spice things up", so to speak, with a little 12 volt action.

I took a 12 volt AC adaptor, slipped the device end of the wire into my anus, and plugged it into the wall outlet.

YOW!

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I am a 20-year-old male. Whenever my penis erects it bents towards left. However I don't feel any pain. I have noticed this only from a year ago. Will this affect my sex life?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I'm a 21-year-old female and I know the my-boyfriend-has-a-diaper-fetish thing has been done to death. But... his fetish has started to bother me. In the beginning he wanted me to talk down to him, he'd come in his diaper, and we were done ... Now it's all he ever wants to do and "normal" sex is off the menu.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

I'm a senior in high school and am five months into my first serious relationship. He's a really great guy and loves me to death, but he can't come during sex. At first I wrote it off as nerves, but as the months have passed I've become weirded out. Is this his problem or mine? Which leads me to another question: Why does sex still hurt eight months after my first time? No matter how much foreplay there is, I always feel like someone is trying to jab a wooden log inside of me! To be perfectly honest, I'm not physically attracted to my boyfriend.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

What's the best way to get eggnog out of pubic hair?

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

The other day when I woke up my boyfriend and I had sex and I was EXTREMELY tight. I have always been pretty tight but this was immensely tight...

Any ideas on what could have made me so tight all of a sudden? Like I said, I have always been tight, but this was like "WOW!" tight.

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· Dategirl (seattleweekly.com)

I've noticed a few references in the past to putting your finger in your man's butt. I think a strap-on is a bit too much for me, but my heinie does need some attention. I'd love some advice on how to suggest this to my lady without grossing her out.

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

While visiting my girlfriend's parents, I accidentally discovered her dad's large and extensive browser history full of porn sites. Her dad seemed on edge when he discovered me on the family computer, and, sure enough, when I signed on again later that day, all of the browser settings and history had been erased ... Should I tell my girlfriend what I found?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

A few years before I met my boyfriend, I met someone in my family. I guess he would be my second cousin. His mother is my father's first cousin. Anyway, we met one Christmas at a family get-together and ended up having sex. Would it be dishonest not to tell my current or any future lovers this detail about my sex life?

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

My darling hubby is a foot-fetishist ... I recently discovered that he took our idea for setting up a website with our sex tapes as content, and sought out models-for-hire to film instead! I decided to keep my trap shut, for now at least, and use this knowledge to my advantage: I put my inner, dormant dominatrix to work last weekend. We had some really nasty fun, and it was great. ... He still doesn't know I know, but I'm not sure how, or if, I should tell him.

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

I have fantasized about anal play with my wife for ten years of marriage. she claims she is not into it yet she allows me to probe with my finger while i am performing oral on her, and she even moves around to give me better access ... of her own accord she ordered herself a double penetration dildo and yet still denies her enjoyment of anal play ... why does she be so adament about trying to fight it and deny me and or us the enjoyment of endulging the activity with proper enthusiasm.

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

We're a happy, sensual middle-aged couple. We enjoy sharing our sensuality with others: sometimes bi, sometimes hetero, sometimes anal, often oral, sometimes quads or trios. We're looking for adult DVDs that resemble us (we're not Venus or Adonis).

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· Getting Personal (msnbc.com)

I am not getting enough sex. My wife of seven years and I have talked about this both in and out of the bedroom. I suggested marriage counseling but she said, "To save time and to save our marriage, I give you permission to get your sex with other women, discreet women, with whom we are not acquainted or social ... What does this mean? How am I supposed to feel? What should I do?

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

While discussing the "what if we were in this situation" hypothetical with my boyfriend, I said, "Come on; if I told you I touched some male stripper's cock, you wouldn't be pissed?" He said that male-stripper cock was not equivalent to female-stripper boob ... What else am I supposed to touch?

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· Dear Deidre (thesun.co.uk)

I am 16, my girlfriend is 18, and we met at school ... Up to now, we kiss and do some petting. We've even masturbated each other, but she wants to go further. She keeps talking about having oral sex. In fact for the past week she's been pressuring me all the time. I've told her I'm not keen, but she won't stop going on.

I'm worried with what we've been doing if I'm honest - my parents would kill me if they ever found out.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

Are bisexual girls just slutty or what?

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

so i just started having sex a week or so ago, and i'm still trying to figure out the mechanics of it. maybe i'm just overly nervous, but i'm really wondering what the role of a woman in sex should be. if i'm on the bottom, what should i be doing? should i be thrusting, moving, or what? i don't even know. also, i'm really not even sure what i should be doing on top. it seems like it should be self explanatory, but i'm having a little trouble figuring this all out. thanks.

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

Girls, do you feel that if you let a guy have your ass you should have his as well with a strapon or a dildo (at least once), or is it ok if it just isn't his thing?

Guys, do you feel obliged to let your girl have a go at your ass (at least once) if she lets you have hers?

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· Dategirl (seattleweekly.com)

my boyfriend and I have a very satisfying sex life. However, I want to throw him a curveball he won't forget anytime soon. I'm just not sure how.

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

I'm not very sexually experienced. I've only slept with one person ... He bought me a vibrator right before we broke up ... This is going to sound stupid, but I can't figure out how to get it in and make it stay there. Every time I try, my pussy just kind of pushes it out. What the fuck? Am I too loose?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

You've talked about guys masturbating with too firm a grip and doing damage. I'm 21, male, in good shape, and have been jerking off with a death grip since I was 10. Lately my cock has been failing me. I have trouble staying hard, especially when wearing a condom. I've heard that the death grip can decrease sensitivity and make it harder to come, but can it lead to impotence? Is this physical or am I just psyching myself out?

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· Dr. Joyce Brothers (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

My girlfriend's trying to get her husband to buy a new couch and chair for their living room, and he's complaining about the price ... We haven't gone into details, but I gather he likes certain sex things, she doesn't, but if she gives it to him she'll get her couch, and she knows it. Is this right?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I would like to find a job in my field at a company that is geared toward my personal interests: sexuality and BDSM. I have a hard time finding work because normally sex-related companies are small-scale and don't need someone for things such as quality control, forecasting, logistics, project management and analyzing. I'm wondering if you can suggest some positions (not the sexual kind!) in the sex industry that might suit me.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

Why is it that some girls with wretched smelling vaginas refuse to acknowledge the fact that they have wretched smelling vaginas? I mean, they have to know unless they are totally smell-deaf to it.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

Whenever I'm driving alone on a highway (which lately has been a lot, because my girlfriend lives out of state), I always end up with a huge hard-on, and then I can't resist the urge to whip it out and just let it hang out there ... Most of the time, no one notices, but when it does get someone's attention it's inevitably a male truck driver, and when that happens I get so aroused that I have to pull over and jack off. So there you go. What's up with that?

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· Bonus Video Queston! The Condom Wrapper : Dear Prudence (slate.com)

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· Talk Sex with Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

My vagina gets so wet and seems so big, that I can not feel my boyfriend inside of me sometimes ... Its like his penis is literally swimming in my vagina. And its not because he has a small penis. My boyfriend is very well endowed with length and width, were talking 10 -11 inches, and I still seem to swallow him. Why??

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

I recently had a toy fall apart on me (not in me WINK) ... Am I expecting too much out the poor dildo or are they like tooth brushes- where you should plan on replacing it regularly.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I'm a straight, 22-year-old female. When I'm going down on my boyfriend, he demands that I pick his nose and feed his boogers to him. My boyfriend says this is no big deal; he says it's actually a very popular practice.

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· Ask Xandria (xandria.com)

I am 5.5" in length. I suggested that we get an 8" realistic dildo. She feels that most of them are too large. What is too large? Is there any size that most women can not accept? ... How would you suggest I convince her to get a larger than me dildo?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I was wondering how do I make my scrotum more looser? I like to jack-off with them loose for some odd reason.

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· Bedroom Advice (askmen.com)

My wife suffers from extreme insomnia after we have sex. She usually cannot fall asleep for four to six hours. The situation does not change with or without her having an orgasm. Except that sometimes after an orgasm she sleeps for 30 minutes and then is awake for six hours. Any suggestions?

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

Me and my girlfriend are afraid that if she gives me blowjobs let's say every other day or so, that i'll become immune to it? Is that true?

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· Sex Doctor (sundaymirror.co.uk)

I have a teenage son and when tidying his room found his hidden pile of girlie magazines. I flicked through a few pages and to my surprise found myself getting very turned on.

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

What do you suggest for a good quickie?

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

I think you are terrible at your job. I frequently find your advice to be judgmental, sex-negative, rooted in gender stereotypes, ignorant of the scope of relational practices in our culture and abhorrently narrow-minded... How did you get into this line of work and score a high-profile sex-advice column?

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You've probably heard about the AIM HealthCare Foundation, which administers HIV and STD tests for the industry, but you may not know that they provide many other counseling and support services for adult performers. As part of their general information campaigns, they've put together a great 2-hour(!) video called "Porn 101" that explains all about the testing process, and perhaps more importantly explains how the business actually works. You can watch the whole thing on their website, but you should definitely check out the second half in particular as AIM founder Sharon Mitchell and living legend Nina Hartley share some incredibly detailed advice about work conditions, booking jobs, doing drugs, hiring an accountant, and why you shouldn't fuck underwater. (Among many, many other things.)

Anyone who has ever even considered taking a shot at the professional sex game should watch this video, unless you want to be the naive kid who gets taken advantage of in all those porn horror stories you hear about. If only every high school had guidance counselors who were this good.

· AIM HealthCare Foundation: Porn 101 (video @ aim-med.org)

Previously: Getting A Leg Up In Porn, LA Daily News Exposes Porn Valley, HIV, Porn and Privacy