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    (Fake) Sex Advice Question Of The Day

    "I admired their soft slippery skin. It was just so exotic; I had never felt that way before. Looking at those soft underbellies and long slender fins was like seeing the face of God. I came out of my dolphin-induced trance and wiped the sweat from my brow. It was then that I realized that I had an aching erection." Couldn't invent a normal sounding fake problem like, "My penis is too big"? You just had to push it and go with the dolphin erection story, didn't you? (salon.com)
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    Best Of Sex Advice: Reach Out And Touch Someone

    We know that it's tough to ask for help. It takes a lot of courage to admit you have a problem, and that you need the assistance of others to resolve it. And it can be embarrassing and painful to confess to a shortcoming, but when you do—when you learn to trust and then rely on your fellow man—that's when you make a true human connection. On the other hand, when you seek sexual guidance by joining a site called the "Large Penis Support Group" ... well, then you're just showing off. (Or being delusional. Take your pick.) More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: Unlearn What You Have Learned

    We all have bad habits — whether it's snoring or not picking up your socks or forgetting to wear pants to the opera — but the important thing to remember is that you can change. Do you have trouble staying monogamous? Try a threesome! Do you have foul tasting spunk? Try pineapple juice! Does the sight of vagina make you ill? Try being gay! There's a solution to all your problems, even if you simply made up a problem in order to get your name printed in an advice column. Think you can pick out which of this week's questions are real and which are pure entertainment? If not... hey, there's another skill for you to learn! More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: Vagina Things You Need To Know

    The problem with sex is that there are boy parts and girl parts, and sometimes it's hard for boys to make the girl parts happy (and vice versa) since boys only know how to make their own boy parts happy. Of course, sometimes he wants to make another boy's parts happy (or a girl with another girl's parts) and they still seem to have trouble with that too. And now that we think about it, there are tons of boys and girls who don't even know how their own parts work and couldn't possibly be expected to make anybody's else parts happy too. What's the moral of this story and this week's sex advice questions? Everyone needs to learn how a vagina works ASAP. That's the only way us boys and girls are ever going to get out of this mess alive. More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: We're Listening

    In case you were keeping track, we did miss our Best of Sex Advice roundup for the last couple of weeks — but not because of laziness or forgetfulness or even neglect. Frankly, your problems just weren't that interesting! Maybe everyone was just feeling cocky in their post-Valentine's Day bliss, or maybe—heaven forbid!—you're actually starting to figure this stuff out on your own. That would be a sad blow to our nation's underworked and underpaid advice columnists. And bloggers who desperately need silly things to make fun of. Won't you please think of them (and us) the next time you're worried that your lover/parents/teachers will find out about your kinky fetish, or worse ... that your kinky fetish isn't freaky enough to talk about in a major national newspaper? Nonsense! No matter how sexually enlightened some of you may be, we'll still be sitting here waiting to read all about those of you who aren't. More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: You're On Your Own

    Seeing all the people who turn to advice columnists for help with their freaky problems, and reading about the various crazy scenarios that threaten to bring down every relationship imaginable, it's any wonder that anybody wants to date another person ever. Never mind trying to find someone who would return the favor. Sometimes it seems the only alternative is to give up and assume a life of neverending celibacy ... or more likely, masturbation. Or get yourself thrown in jail and eliminate the other options! That's the situation one writer finds himself in this week, so we suppose there are drawbacks to that plan as well. The prison porn library probably leaves a lot to be desired. More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: You People Are Sick

    There are roughly 45 million Americans in this country who have no health insurance, which means 45 million people who must rely on letters to advice columnists for all their medical treatment. (Most of their prescription refills too.) Even if you do have a doctor, it can be embarrassing to tell them that there is something wrong with your wiener or ask them about the unexpected discharge, so asking the entire world through the forum of a newspaper or website is pretty your best course of action. Oh, and that rash? You should probably get someone to look at that soon. More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: We Couldn't Make This Stuff Up

    As some folks learn the hard way, if you're going to take the trouble to solve other people's sexual problems you should at least do your own work. There are so many difficult questions to answer out there that it isn't really necessary to make them up—or steal them from Dan Savage. On the other hand, Dan didn't even write his own column this week, so what difference does it really make who's giving the advice? Only one thing is certain: You people may have gotten older in the last seven days, but you haven't gotten any wiser. More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: Virgin Territory

    Sometimes we get down on you guys for knowing so little about what goes on in the bedroom, but then we remember that not everyone in the world gets to have sex as often as your average pornstar. (What a bummer, huh?!) In fact, from we can tell by this week's crop of sex questions, most you have never done it at all. There's nothing wrong with that, of course—we all have to start somewhere—but we've always found that the best way to learn is by doing. Just don't go to the Jersey Shore for your education. We love the advice those Jersey Girls dish out, but judging by the questions they get each week, we're beginning to think there might be something wrong with the water down there. More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: Keepin' It Real

    Are you people for real? Sometimes we think that you and your ideas are just made up, because most of the questions that you have about sex seem to fall into one of two categories—too obvious to mention or too insane to be genuine. Not that diaper fetishes or electro-anal-stim are insane, we just didn't think that anyone could be so confused about how they work. But seriously, egg nog in your pussy? Now you're just fucking with us. More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: Loosen Up!

    Why is everyone out there so uptight? Our latest investigation of the internet's worrywarts and crybabies is making us think nobody knows how to have fun anymore. Wives are afraid of their husbands, boys are afraid of blowjobs, everyone's afraid of stripper cock, and some of you are literally just way too tight. Even when you do like sticking things in your butt, you won't admit it. Apparently, the only people who don't need loosening up are bisexual chicks. What is their deal anyway? More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: This Isn't Our First Time

    Look, we're not saying that we're some kind of super studs who have conquered every bedroom scenario or even that we have all the answers when it comes to sexual adventure (even if it feels like we've watched it all on our computer screens.) But if there's one thing we do know, it's this—you people have no clue. Whether it's your first time in the missionary, the first time getting pegged in the ass, or your first time using sexual blackmail to score a new living room set, it's clear that most of you don't have slightest idea of how to make it happen without hurting yourselves. But hey, we're not here to judge, we're here to help. So let the sex advice columnists of the world drop some knowledge on you, because goodness knows ... you sure do need it. More »
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    Best Of Sex Advice: What Are You Full Of?

    It's a well-established fact that everyone on the internet is lying about something. It's just usually not about what you think it is. That awesome pseudonym may just be the writer's actual name, but when some dude swears up and down that they totally aren't gay, you can bet your bottom dollar that they've probably been a bottom before. In this installment of Best of Sex Advice, we have the usual assortment of sex toy dilemmas, ball fetishists, oversized vaginas, and moms who have a little too much in common with their sons, but we also have one sex columnist who will teach you how to separate the bullshit artists from the legitimate freaks. (Plus, at least one reader who thinks the advice giver might be the one who's fooling everybody.) See if you can guess which question is completely made up—of course, we're not discounting the possibility that it's all of them. More »
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    How To Get Into Porn (For Real This Time)

    Let's be honest: porn can be a very confusing and often shady business, and even though billions of people watch and enjoy it, most of them have no idea how it gets made. And if you think you can just ride your bike down to Porn Valley on your 18th birthday and become the next Jenna Jameson, well ... you can't. But that doesn't mean you can't have a nice, healthy career in the skin trade, provided you do your homework. (And this time, we're serious.) More »