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#contest

So, You'd Like To Participate In (The) "Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures in Sex" (Contest)
We bet you're wondering who won last week's limerick contest. Click to find out! Plus, another chance to win free porn! More »
#fleshflicks

Someone's In The Kitchen With Ashlynn
Someone's in the kitchen I kno-o-o-ow...someone's in the kitchen with Ashlynn, eating out her asshole! (God, don't you love those good old campfire classics? They never fail to put a smile on our face.) More »
#popshots

Popshots of the Week!
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More »
#hardcore

Fayth Deluca Conclusively Proves That "She Likes It Big"
We all have different ideas on what "big" actually means. When it comes to stuffing a throbbing hard prick into the drooling snatch of a young girl, "big" is an often misused and relative term.
#dvd

Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
Quick word of advice: jizz will not wash out of polyester. Trust us. More »
#hardcore

Tori Black Fucks Her Little Heart Out In "Entourage – A XXX Parody"
What better way to get even with the studio that's keeping you from blockbuster roles than to make a porn parody? It almost sounds like an actual episode of a series that has clearly jumped the shark. More »
#avncontenders

"The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
Porn doesn't fly off the shelves anymore (unless it's HAUNTED), so parodies must stand on their own (if you can be expected to). We wanted to believe Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano in "The Sex Files," and we did. More »
#fleshflicks

Too Much Ashlynn Brooke Is Never Enough
We firmly believe that there's no such thing as too much of a good thing: especially when that good thing happens to be a woman like Ashlynn Brooke, and especially when she's willing to engage in carnal acts on camera. More »
#upcoming

"The Sex Files" Approaches...And We Can't Wait To Watch It

In just over a week, the wait will be over: "The Sex Files" (formerly known as "The X-Files: A XXX Parody") will be in stores, and all our Gillian Anderson fantasies will finally be realized (or so we assume). More »
#boxcovers

Boxcover Of The Week: "All About Ashlynn 3"
Ashlynn Brooke, New Sensations' lone contract girl, is as perfect in person as she is in these pictures. This is almost unprecedented in porn, because pictures so rarely capture the urge to stuff Ashlynn Brooke into one's mouth. More »
#upcoming

"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First Look
While we were busy obsessing over "30 Rock - A XXX Parody" and "The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody," New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: "70s Show: A XXX Parody." More »
#parody

"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison
Fox may not have been too pleased with "The X-Files: A XXX Parody," but that hasn't turned New Sensations off of parodies entirely. They've just announced shooting dates for their next one—and this time, they're taking on WKRP. More »
#geeklove

Kimberly Kane And Ashlynn Brooke In "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody"
Just as Fox Mulder wanted aliens to be real, we keep hope alive that adult parodies can be legitimate expressions of the pornic arts. That's why we are curious as a randy chupacabra about this "X-Files" parody. More »
#fleshflicks

Ashlynn Brooke Is Sexy In (Or Out Of) "Scrubs"
Though a show like "Scrubs" may not have the emotional resonance of, say, childhood classics like "The Cosby Show" and "The Brady Bunch," it still manages to translate well (and erotically) to the porno screen. More »
#dvd

"Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose
Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing. More »
#dvd

The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
We've been hotly anticipating the release of "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" for several months now—and from your comments, it seems that you have too. At long last, we can tell you if it was worth the wait. More »
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch

Ashlynn Brooke Wets Her Mainstream Feet In "Piranha 3-D"
Looks like Riley Steele isn't the only pornstar making her mainstream debut in "Piranha 3-D": Ashlynn Brooke has twittered that she also has a role in the film. Here's hoping it's a role that involves making out with Riley. More »
#parody

Seinfeld Porn Teaser Hits The Internets
Will New Sensations be able to nail the Seinfeld vibe in "Seinfeld - A XXX Parody"? From the looks of this just released teaser, yes. Will they be able to make it sexy? The jury's still out on that one.
#hardcore

First Look: The "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Trailer
Will Ryder has long been recognized as the king of porno parodies—but it looks like Lee Roy Myers might just take away Will's title. Observe: the trailer for "Scrubs - A XXX Parody." More »
#pornstarpostcards

Ashlynn Brooke As ~~Jenna Maroney~~ Jenny From "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
From the set of "30 Rock - A XXX Parody": Ashlynn Brooke as ~~Jenna~~ Jenny. They've definitely got the outfit right... We can't wait to see Ashlynn's Jackie Jormp-Jomp impression. (twitpic.com)
#pornstars

First Report From The Set Of "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
Ashlynn Brooke just tweeted from set to tell us that she's playing Jenna (or "Jenny," for the lawsuit shy). No word on the rest of the cast—anyone want to hazard a guess? (twitter.com)
#sneakpeek

"Seinfeld" Vs. "Seinfeld XXX": A Comparison
If we had to pick a popular sitcom to pornicize, it probably wouldn't be "Seinfeld." But we aren't New Sensations, who are turning the show about nothing into a porn about something very hot. More »
#parody

"Seinfeld" Added To Porn Parody Roster
Of all the TV shows we've ever seen, "Seinfeld" is probably one of the least sexy we can think of. So of course New Sensations is now shooting "Seinfeld - A XXX Parody." (avn.com)
#popshots

Popshots Of The Week! "Office XXX" Cube Lube Edition
Here at Fleshbot West we are chained to our desks {the substances caked there haunt us). So it is nice seeing people making positive use of their workspaces (and the Sadie Wests therein). More »
#parody

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
After the success of "The Office - A XXX Parody," New Sensations decided to transform another hit TV show into a porn: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" will be hitting the shelves in a few months. More »
#videogamevixens

"Pink Tropics" Makes Your Dreams Of Ashlynn Brooke A (Virtual) Reality
Have you ever dreamed of having your way with consummate hottie and Crush Object Ashlynn Brooke? Um, who hasn't? More »
#hype

Sneak Peek: "The Office - A XXX Parody" Trailer Hits The Internets!
We admit we may have had our doubts about "The Office - A XXX Parody," but now that we've seen the trailer, New Sensations is actually starting to win us over. More »
#dvd

Porn Compilations Are Your Future
In a bygone age we had to make do with the same dismembered and dogeared Hustler magazine for years. Today we rejoice in porn DVD compilations, which may well take us into the 23rd century. More »
#hype

XFanz Goes Behind The Scenes Of "The Office" Porn Parody, Discovers Sex (And The Movie's Title)
A few weeks ago, we mentioned that there was an as-of-then-unnamed porn parody of "The Office" in the works—one starring Ashlynn Brooke and Alexis Texas, no less. Well, we've finally learned the film's title... More »
#avn2009

Postcards From Vegas: Ashlynn Brooke Is Not Bree Olson
Mere hours into her Vegas sojourn (and half a day before the AEE kickoff), your fearless leader encountered her very first pornstar. Standing in line for hotel check-in, she noticed a familiar looking blonde. More »
#spoofs

New Sensations Makes Porn Spoof Of "The Office," Time Space Continuum Collapses
Those porno parodies seemed awesome when we were all laughterbating our way through sexed up versions of campy classics from childhood, right? Well, how do you feel about a porn spoof of "The Office"? More »
#video

Our Crush On Ashlynn Brooke Grows Ever Stronger
We were pretty sure that our crush on Ashlynn Brooke was as intense as it could get—"All About Ashlynn" was pretty amazing, after all—but after watching this interview, we're newly struck with Ashlynn fever. More »
#hardcore

Ashlynn Brooke & Her All Star Sex Friends May Be Habit Forming
Ashlynn Brooke is a baby faced sexual deviant with the curves, and insatiable appetite, of a woman years beyond her tender age. And thankfully, New Sensations—the company she represents as a contract starlet—continues to find vehicles to display her incredible skills. We're not always sure what those movies are all about. We're not sure that we care, either. Really, does it actually matter how we get there, so long as we get there? More »
#advice

Ashlynn Brooke Explains It All For You
It seems we'll never get tired of "how to get into porn" advice pieces—well, at least not the advice in question comes from Ashlynn Brooke and Shane Diesel (they should know!). Ask Men sits these two down and takes a penetrating look at the many steps of getting into porn. Haha, we said penetrating. (askmen.com; thumbail from "All About Ashlynn 2")
#hardcore

Once Again, It's All About Ashlynn Brooke (But With Good Reason)
Despite the fact that she's accidentally confused with another one of our favorite blond contract hump bunny’s from time to time, smoldering beauty Ashlynn Brooke is a one of a kind starlet whose ineffable sex appeal stems from her soft, baby doll face framed by shiny lengths of spun gold tresses, and the impossible curves of her extraordinary and unforgettable body. (And if you think we're coming on strong just to make up for past indiscretions... you are so wrong!!!) More »
#porndudes

Tommy Gunn Takes The Old Bull By The Horns
Straight male porn performers belong to an exclusive club, and the ones who actually get their names printed on boxcovers and magazines belong to a still more exclusive club, because it takes a lot to make an impression on a predominantly male consumer base that is predominantly looking at the side of the screen occupied by a female and her wares. Tommy Gunn is such a performer. We talk with the 2007 AVN Male Performer of the Year after the gap. More »
#dvdreview

Higher Education: "Ashlynn Goes to College 2"
Rarely does porn dare to examine college life; usually it goes straight from high school to MILFhood. "Ashlynn Goes to College 2" is different. It deals tenderly with issues of class, privilege, and giving lapdances to gang members. More »
#photoplay

Ashlynn Brooke Happens To Be A "Young Girl with Big Tits"
If I went to my local generic supermarket and found a box labeled "Young Girls with Big Tits", shook it (the box), and Ashlynn Brooke fell out, well, I'd be happy the Wal-Mart bulldozed a row of Mom & Pop stores to bring me this product. You might argue that a tile like this is too-on-the-nose, or something, but 2008 is all about keeping it simple. More »
#pornlesbians

No Thumbs Allowed: "The Four Finger Club"
We are horrified that we hadn't heard about this New Sensations series until issue 24 came out, and lament the loss of time we could have spent watching 23 DVDs' worth of women sticking not one, not two, not 12, but four fingers into each other. Let's see ... 23 movies, five pairings a movie ... Damn it, we've missed 920 fingers up there. More »

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