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#fleshflicks
Somebody's Watching Ashlynn Brooke
Ashlynn Brooke has a confession to make...she's a very dirty girl. And she's got a lot of fantasies that she's just itching to enact...including this one, which involves a little bit of exhibitionism (and some very sexy bathroom time). More » -
#parody
If You've Ever Wondered: "WKRP in Cincinati"
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode of porn gold than "WKRP in Cincinnati"? (Of course there could, but how often do we get the chance to write about Supertramp and Smithers?) More » -
#contest
So, You'd Like To Participate In (The) "Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures in Sex" (Contest)
We bet you're wondering who won last week's limerick contest. Click to find out! Plus, another chance to win free porn!
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#fleshflicks
Someone's In The Kitchen With Ashlynn
Someone's in the kitchen I kno-o-o-ow...someone's in the kitchen with Ashlynn, eating out her asshole! (God, don't you love those good old campfire classics? They never fail to put a smile on our face.) More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week!
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More » -
#hardcore
Fayth Deluca Conclusively Proves That "She Likes It Big"
We all have different ideas on what "big" actually means. When it comes to stuffing a throbbing hard prick into the drooling snatch of a young girl, "big" is an often misused and relative term. -
#dvd
Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
Quick word of advice: jizz will not wash out of polyester. Trust us. More » -
#hardcore
Tori Black Fucks Her Little Heart Out In "Entourage – A XXX Parody"
What better way to get even with the studio that's keeping you from blockbuster roles than to make a porn parody? It almost sounds like an actual episode of a series that has clearly jumped the shark. More » -
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#avncontenders
"The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
Porn doesn't fly off the shelves anymore (unless it's HAUNTED), so parodies must stand on their own (if you can be expected to). We wanted to believe Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano in "The Sex Files," and we did. More » -
#fleshflicks
Too Much Ashlynn Brooke Is Never Enough
We firmly believe that there's no such thing as too much of a good thing: especially when that good thing happens to be a woman like Ashlynn Brooke, and especially when she's willing to engage in carnal acts on camera. More » -
#upcoming
"The Sex Files" Approaches...And We Can't Wait To Watch It
In just over a week, the wait will be over: "The Sex Files" (formerly known as "The X-Files: A XXX Parody") will be in stores, and all our Gillian Anderson fantasies will finally be realized (or so we assume). More » -
#boxcovers
Boxcover Of The Week: "All About Ashlynn 3"
Ashlynn Brooke, New Sensations' lone contract girl, is as perfect in person as she is in these pictures. This is almost unprecedented in porn, because pictures so rarely capture the urge to stuff Ashlynn Brooke into one's mouth. More » -
#upcoming
"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First Look
While we were busy obsessing over "30 Rock - A XXX Parody" and "The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody," New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: "70s Show: A XXX Parody." More » -
#parody
"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison
Fox may not have been too pleased with "The X-Files: A XXX Parody," but that hasn't turned New Sensations off of parodies entirely. They've just announced shooting dates for their next one—and this time, they're taking on WKRP.
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#geeklove
Kimberly Kane And Ashlynn Brooke In "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody"
Just as Fox Mulder wanted aliens to be real, we keep hope alive that adult parodies can be legitimate expressions of the pornic arts. That's why we are curious as a randy chupacabra about this "X-Files" parody.
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#fleshflicks
Ashlynn Brooke Is Sexy In (Or Out Of) "Scrubs"
Though a show like "Scrubs" may not have the emotional resonance of, say, childhood classics like "The Cosby Show" and "The Brady Bunch," it still manages to translate well (and erotically) to the porno screen. More » -
#dvd
"Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose
Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing. More » -
#dvd
The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
We've been hotly anticipating the release of "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" for several months now—and from your comments, it seems that you have too. At long last, we can tell you if it was worth the wait. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Ashlynn Brooke Wets Her Mainstream Feet In "Piranha 3-D"
Looks like Riley Steele isn't the only pornstar making her mainstream debut in "Piranha 3-D": Ashlynn Brooke has twittered that she also has a role in the film. Here's hoping it's a role that involves making out with Riley. More » -
#parody
Seinfeld Porn Teaser Hits The Internets
Will New Sensations be able to nail the Seinfeld vibe in "Seinfeld - A XXX Parody"? From the looks of this just released teaser, yes. Will they be able to make it sexy? The jury's still out on that one.








