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At Last, The Reincarnation Of Savita Bhabhi!

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:30:01 EST

Looks like someone cashed in her karma points: Savita Bhabhi has finally returned to us with the help of the French and a little-known form of media called books.

Even though the Indian government isn't too keen on the mellifluous MILF, French publisher Editions Blanche felt the horny housewife would fit right in with their brand of erotic literature. The first book is "Bollywood in Love- les Aventures de Savita Bhabhi," 96 pages of glorious, glossy comic book porn. While Amazon.com may not carry it, their French counterpart does. Oh, France. You're so helpful!

· Savita Bhabhi finds asylum in France! (hindustantimes.com)
· Savita Bhabhi's new internet home: Kirtu.com (kirtu.com)

Sade For Fonts Sake Lets You Type What You Fuck

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

We don't pretend to understand most art (with the exception of the type that has naked people in it), but nevertheless, we're currently fascinated with Paul Chan's "Sade for Fonts Sake."

Ostensibly a typography project, "Sade for Fonts Sake" is a CD loaded up with a suite of fonts (for Mac, Windows, and Linux, folks). But these are no ordinary fonts, mind you. Load up "Oh Bishop X" and type the letter a—what appears onscreen is not, in fact, the letter a, but rather "stop,".

Type abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890- and you're given:

stop, closer, tighter, wider, there, higher, enough, deeper, shutup, hold it, wake up, stay, harder, turn, rise down, no—bend, come, don't, wrong, stoop, open, sit, shhh, slow, cry,

You get the picture.

Some of the fonts, like Oh Bishop X and Oh Justine, are based on characters from novels by Sade; others take inspiration from more contemporary figures, like Michael Lucas and Monica Lewinsky. It's fascinating to see how each character transforms the alphabet (and other words)—how each of us puts on our spin on what is, ultimately, a very universal experience.

· Buy Sade for Fonts Sake (amazon.com)
· National Philistine (nationalphilistine.com)
· Thumbnail: Sasha Grey, just because (nsgalleries.com, via Ask Jolene)

Forget The Mona Lisa Smile, We Want The Mona Lisa Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:30:01 EST

We may never know who Mona Lisa really was...but, thanks to the Praga billboard, we now know what she looked like naked. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Cure Your "Big Tit Fixation" By Entering This Contest

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

It's that time again. One lucky commenter will get into our Sexclusive Club, and everyone else gets another chance at glory. Aren't Fridays fun?

Earlier this week, we watched as Tom Byron wrestled with a new addiction with breasts... vicariously through Derrick Pierce's penis. The way we see it, we need to help Tom out. Some people might suggest sending him through a twelve-step tit program and cleaning him up, but it's really more fun to sink to his level. With that in mind:

Write an ode to big breasts. I think we all know how this one goes, so an example isn't really necessary. For consistency's sake, here's a quick haiku on the topic:

Big Tit Fixation,
If only nipples had sight:
Eye contact achieved.

Not my finest work, but you get the idea.

You can write the ode however you choose. Haiku, limerick, sonnet, story, anecdote, pledge of allegiance, whatever; but keep it short and sweet.

Post your entries in the comments section. In one week, we'll give the winner a hot dose of Vitamin-B(oob) with his or her very own copy of Big Tit Fixation!

And now this week's winner must be named. As always, the entries were lovely, and deeply honest. We especially appreciate the chutzpah SexyHard put into the slew of limericks he wrote (and we hereby pledge to have more poetry contests). But we're going to have to give the grand prize sueslovemaster for his redecorating game:

College in the late 70s... how to stand out from all the guys competing for the most limited of resources: willing females. Bright idea: cover every surface of the rented bedroom with aluminum foil. Ceiling. Windows. Walls. Dresser. Door.

It worked but I still get ribbed by the surviving college buddies.

How did that possibly work? We desperately want to hear the details.

Anyway, congratulations, sueslovemaster! You have skipped the lines, passed the velvet rope, and the free copy of "Sexclusive # 2" is all yours. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Carmella Bing, star of "Big Tit Fixation," via Big Tit Boss (realitykings.com)

Sexy Music Video Of Some Other Moment: Make The Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby"

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

You can tell we've been watching Victoria's Secret Push-Up Bra commercial too much, because we'd now like to draw your attention to the music. If you enjoyed seeing Victoria's Secret models strut to that song, you'll love this.

We know, it's pretty old news, but it's relevant. Furthermore, it's a really catchy song. Furthermore, that second girl has boobs so large that the censor bar barely covers it, and that's something everyone can enjoy.

· Make The Girl Dance Baby Baby Baby (youtube.com)

Adriana Lima's Breasts Are The Latest Fashion Statement

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

It's a style that asserts femininity. It seems to say, "They're not boobs, they're breasts, damn it—and they will be treated as such."

That's just fine by us. Everyone knows we've always supported fashion that accentuates nudity, rather than hides it. Take a note, fashion designers: this is what we're into. (The hat is also nice.)

· Adriana Lima See Through Runway (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

So, You'd Like To Participate In (The) "Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures in Sex" (Contest)

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

We bet you're wondering who won last week's limerick contest. Click to find out! Plus, another chance to win free porn!

On Wednesday, we all watched Ashlynn Brooke's adventure through the kitchen of doom (and aproned boobs). As we all know, Ashlynn's been extremely bold throughout her luxurious career. With that in mind, we ask you to describe Ashlynn's next Indiana Jones-esque adventure. Here's how it works:

Imagine Ashlynn Brooke's next movie as if she were Indiana Jones. Simple enough, right? For example:
"Ashlynn Brooke and the Kingdom of the Crystal Dildo" (Thanks, Lux!)
Feel free to fill in some key plot points, but keep in mind brevity is always best.

Post your entries in the comments section. We'll let you know our favorite next week, and the would-be filmmaker will win a copy of Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures in Sex!

Last, but not least, we have to declare a winner in the "House of Ass 11" Contest. Many thanks to everyone who entered. All of the limericks were brilliant, funny, and—most importantly—insightful. derekuw, for example, had a tri-limerick about entering the House of Ass that reminded us of Paradise Lost, but in reverse. We loved the quick punchiness of bokkimanko's limerick, especially the line about "weapons of ass destruction." You are all magnificent writers.

However, the Grand Prize goes to...
boodie4daze!

Here's the award-winning poem:

O' smack on that proud bulbous mass
As it juts from this tramp stamped lass
She backed that shit up
Like a down-facing pup
And I painted one big House of Ass

I feared, in a manner of speaking
That the neighborhood might tend toward reeking
But when I got round the bend
And approached the rear end
The House of Ass was above all critiquing.

Congratulations! Enjoy your well-earned copy of "House of Ass 11" and all that it symbolizes. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Fancy, foxy Ashlynn via AshlynnBrooke.com (nsgalleries.com)

Damn Girl, You Got One Fine Art Collection

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

Maybe you need to "justify" your porn viewing habits with a "legitimate reason" for looking at naked girls. Here's one: they pose nude in front of famous artwork.

Brad Tinmouth gives his gift to art history majors everywhere: Girls In Front Of Art. Mr. Tinmouth graciously erased everything that isn't museum-worthy (though you can see the original image when you scroll over it). Now that hot girl spread-eagled on the bed won't distract you from the Van Gogh on the wall. Enjoy.

Everyone else: naked amateur girls over here!

· Girls In Front Of Art (girlsinfrontofart.com)

So, You Want To Enter The "House Of Ass 11" (Contest)

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Fact: writers get all the babes. Now you (yes, you!) can experience the magical exchange of poetry for pussy with the Fleshbot Limerick Contest!

Earlier this week, we showed you a clip from "Tom Byron's House of Ass 11" with the lovely Jessica Bangkok breaking out her bodacious bottom. Use that ass as your muse and create a poem with as much vibrance and bounce as that body part we keep talking about. Here are the rules:

Describe your first trip to the House of Ass. What did you do? Who did you meet? What is the house like? Was it, perhaps, haunted?

All entries must be in the form of a limerick. For those of you who aren't familiar with the style, here's an example entry (from an unnamed source):

Approaching the great House of Ass,
I cut a quick path through the grass.
The House said, "You boob!
Don't step on my pubes!"
And now I can't enter. Alas!

Post your entries in the comments section. We'll let you know our favorite next week, and the author will win a copy of House of Ass 11!

· Literary babe: Jessica Bangkok (realitykings.com)

"Naked States": Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beheld

Gram Ponante — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

It is hard to contextualize, much less sexualize, photographer Spencer Tunick's quest to photograph larger and larger groups of nudes in various (re)poses, but the documentary "Naked States" proves that it is the models themselves who define the project.

Now available on iTunes, "Naked States" is a road movie with several hearts.

For five months in 1997, Tunick crossed America with the goal of photographing nudes in each of the contiguous 48 states. From Presque Isle, Maine to Los Angeles, Tunick was able to either cajole (Fargo) or corral (an unruly nudist colony) his models, each of whom seemed to have a different idea of what the point was.

Tunick himself comes across as less interested in the humanity than in the art, and less interested in the art than in the art magazines which had at the time shown little interest. But his models, like the woman in Boston who thought of her public nudity (recovering from a mugging and rape) as therapy or the Phish fan who joined hundreds of like-minded subjects supine on the tarmac of a former Air Force base as a war protest, are what makes this documentary like a very fleshy "Travels with Charley."

Maybe Tunick is a publicity seeker (he recently broke a record in Mexico City's Zocalo by getting 18,000 people to disrobe), but the reasons his subjects cite for taking their kits off are deeply personal, from the 65-year-old man who knows how he will look exiting the world to the woman posing on the New Jersey side of New York Harbor, pre- the towers falling, talking about the power of public solitude.

So, since neither Tunick nor his strangely killjoy girlfriend, nor his producer nor his attorney (the great Ronald Kuby, who can still spit the word "cops") ever refer to any of the models as "hot," I felt bad thinking that the woman from Madison or that vintage clothing store employee looked pretty tasty. But the way Tunick arranged them said "naked" more than "nude," so he achieved his goal.

The documentary follows a pattern of Tunick's surprises, both pleasant and not. He feels personally endangered at the Sturgis bike rally (the owner of a Klanware t-shirt concession is incensed at Tunick's proposition to his daughter), has a difficult time with crowd control at a nudist colony and Phish concert, and ends the movie with his coveted gallery showing and wide exposure in the art world. We are surprised that he has only been arrested five times.

Ultimately what makes this documentary compelling is how much of America we see, and how there seems to be a fortuitous disconnect between photographer and subject, in which each walks away from the shoot with something different.

Because I am base-minded and low, I was not able to walk away, for I had an erection.

Spencer Tunick (spencertunick.com)
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Fang Ling Lee, A Painter Of Fetishes

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Fang Ling Lee is a painter of fantasies, of fetishes, of beautiful women from magical realms. Fang Ling Lee says her paintings are her fetishes channeled into art...and we suspect that many others will see their fetishes there, as well.

· Fang Ling Lee (fanglinglee.com)

Live, Nude Brits! Nudity On The Fourth Plinth

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Last week, we told you about Naomi McDonald, the British dancer who turned Trafalgar Square's Fourth Plinth into a peep show as part of the One & Other public art project. Well, Naomi wasn't the only one to go nude.

Naturist Holiday is keeping a running tab of each and every naked body atop the Fourth Plinth. As of today, there've been eleven naked Plinthers...our fingers are crossed that we get to see a few more during the project's final two weeks.

· The Fourth Plinth (natursitholiday.info, via indienudes.com)
· One & Other (oneandother.co.uk)

Live Nude Girl Transforms Trafalgar Square Into A Peep Show

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Since July, the fourth plinth in London's Trafalgar—usually reserved for statues of kings and generals—has been taken over by One & Other, which invites Londoners to use the space however they wish, one hour at a time.

This morning, One and Other showcased one of its most popular participants of all: Naomi McDonald, a dancer from Stringfellows lapdancing club, spent her hour honing her craft (to the delight of many passersby). Clad only in a pair of panties and heels, and armed with a mini pole, Naomi pole danced her way into the hearts of many Londoners—and crashed the One and Other website in the process.

Who says art is boring?

· Topless woman crashes fourth plinth website (guardian.co.uk)
· One & Other (oneandother.co.uk)
· The Fourth Plinth (london.gov.uk)

Mclain Swift Reveals "What Lies Beneath"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

If you've ever wondered what's underneath the shirt of the girl sitting next to you on the bus (and really, who hasn't?), the voyeuristic thrill of Mclain D. Swift's "What Lies Beneath" should be right up your alley.

Swift's photo series offers up a peek beneath the clothes of the average woman: each model is photographed fully clothed and fully nude, with the resulting photos displayed side-by-side. It's fascinating look at what's hidden away from daily view—and the differences (and similarities) that come to light when we're all laid bare.

· What Lies Beneath (swiftimages.net)

Mark Sacro's Ghostly Double Exposure Pornography

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Though we know the couples in Mark Sacro's photos aren't actually two ghostly lovers caught by a camera mid-embrace, we're much happier pretending that they are. (What? There's a shortage of good ghost porn out there.)

Anyone else feeling inspired to petition for a "Not Ghost XXX"? We can think of many a lady who'd make an excellent Demi Moore. (Evan Stone is the obvious choice for Patrick Swayze.)

· Cros Karma | B & M (marksacro.blogspot.com, via indienudes.com)

Nude At The Louvre: Reasons To Love France

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Further proof that the French are a superior culture: while the Metropolitan Museum called the police on Zach Hyman and his naked model, the Louvre allowed Brazilian model Raquel Zimmerman and actress Charlotte Rampling to model nude throughout the museum.

The photos—taken for a spread for Paradis magazine—can be found online, along with the lengthy, indepth interview that accompanied them. We, uh, didn't actually read the interview (it was long!), but we're sure it's very insightful and makes extremely compelling points. Totally.

· Le Louvre (fcsas.blogspot.com, via nudography.com)

Obamania: For The Ones Who Really Love Obama

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

There are those of us who love Obama. There are those of us who've secretly (or not so secretly) fantasized about Obama. Then there are those of us who have reenvisioned the 44th president as a beautiful, naked woman.

Photographer Uwe Ommer (who you may remember from his "Do It Yourself" project) falls into the latter category, as evidenced by his "Obamania" photo series. Though we're not completely sure what his message is (perhaps a statement on Obama's sexualization by the mass media?), we're oddly compelled by the photos. Maybe we just have a thing for naked girls in masks.

· Obamania (uweommer.eu, via yuhmm.com)

Live! Nude! Subway Riders!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

The city may have cleaned up Times Square, but they can't control what happens underground—at least not when Zach Hyman is around. The twenty-two year old photographer is bringing nudity back to New Yorkers, in thirty second increments.

Zach's latest show, Decent Ex Posures (An Exhibition for Exhitionists), features photos of live nude New Yorkers stripped down in the middle of the subway car. And no, they're not staged: Zach and his models ambush an unsuspecting car with 30 seconds of nudity, during which Zach snaps as many shots as he can. Once the time is up, the model gets dressed, and all goes back to normal. We assume.

Man, who said art was boring?

· Zach Hyman (zhfoto.com)
· Striphanger (nypost.com)

Fuq Pop — Jem Gone Porno

auryn — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

'Jem and the Holograms' is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this?

You know what? Forget Rio, that two-timing jerk who was dating both Jem and Jerrica. There's nothing we want to see more than Stormer's bright blue mane of hair between Kimber's milky-white thighs. (Then we'd know whether she was a true redhead.) Or Shana and Aja's interracial romance. Or how about the possible bondage scenes between Jem and the entire band of Misfits? We could go on forever, but we'll let you use your imagination for a while. Hopefully these pictures will inspire you as much as they did us.

Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
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Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)

"Life Class: Today's Nude" Brings Live Nude Girls To Your Living Room

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Life drawing classes: they're not just for hardened, Spanish-speaking prisoners. They're also for ordinary people like you and me! Or so goes the theory behind "Life Class: Today's Nude", a British TV program(me) bringing naked models to the masses.

And the show—which ran all last week at 12:30—didn't just feature any naked models, either: no, Channel 4 was able to spring for professionals like fashion model Kirsten Varley, seen in the clip above. Isn't it wonderful to see a country so dedicated to promoting the fine arts? If only American would take some inspiration, and import "Life Class" the way they did, say, "The Office."

· Life Class: Today's Nude (channel4.com)
· Full clip at Bz Video Clips (bzvideoclips.net)