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The Natural Wonders Of Argentina

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST

Argentina: land of the Andes, Evita...and, uh, cock hungry amateurs like Solicito Bella. We don't know about you, but it's the last one that makes us want to book our next vacation to la Republica Argentina.

· Buy "Argentina Amateurs #3" (gamelink.com)

Stripping Around The World: Argentina Edition

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

If you're traveling to Argentina, don't bother brushing up on your Spanish, or even your Rioplatense; you need to learn the regional dialect of stripping. This young Argentinean will be your guide.

Consider yourself an anthropologist/linguist. How do her breasts figure into the syntactic structure, and what do they convey? Her head periodically disappears: does this represent a cultural belief about the hidden identity of the performer, or is it just a limit imposed by the webcam? Ponder these questions while you watch her feel herself up. Maybe do the same for Nigeria, too.

· World Strip: Argentina! (zootoday.com)

Big Dreams Of Big Cocks

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Mora's just an Argentinian girl with a dream...a dream of one day experiencing four cocks at the same time. And you know what, people? Here on Fleshbot, dreams really do come true—for Argentinian pornsars and for you.

Provided, of course, that your dream was to watch Mora achieve her dream. Which we're betting it was.

· Buy "Nasty Makeup" (gamelink.com)

The Pleasures Of Argentina

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:10:00 EDT

Our lovely for the ladies of Argentina is hardly a secret, but watching Sofi in action makes us want to proclaim it from the rooftops, or maybe even start a cable access show (or a podcast!) all about Argentinian charms.

You might think we're being a little crazy, or even—gasp!—extreme; but we think you just haven't spent enough time enjoying the pleasures of Argentina. And friend, we intend to fix that.

· Buy "Argentina Amateurs" (adultdvdempire.com)

There's No Love As Sweet As Sisterly Love

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Remember Argentinian sisters Victoria and Stefania Xipolitakis? How could you forget them? Well, you'll be happy to know that they're just as close as ever...come to think of it, maybe even closer than they were before.

Victoria and Stefania Xipolitakis (nsfwpoa.com)
Victoria and Stefania Xipolitakis (nsfwpoa.com)
Victoria and Stefania Xipolitakis (nsfwpoa.com)
Victoria and Stefania Xipolitakis (nsfwpoa.com)
Victoria and Stefania Xipolitakis (nsfwpoa.com)

Party Of Ass: Lanny Pitt And Her Argentine "Wild Things"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

People in the know say that Argentine women are among the most beautiful in the world, and that may be true, but all I could think was that Lanny Pitt can do what Neve Campbell couldn't quite in "Wild Things."

The movie is "First Time on Film," featuring five beautiful Argentine women (can you say "Argentina"?) with Senora Pitt on the cover. Their partners wear condoms and the women are very practiced, so whether or not they are hookers who have just now happened to find their way to movies is secondary to the fact that each of them is hot and there are subtitles for the "loco sexo anal" that is about to happen.

Set against a glowing blue background that looks like the Buenos Aires office of Wicked Pictures, "First Time on Film" is a fun Spanish lesson of the Ass, and closer to free than anything that happened with Denise Richards.

It's Christmas In August With Florencia Maggi

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Things this photo spread has taught us about Argentina: they celebrate Christmas in August. Santa and his elves are way creepier there. Argentinian ladies have amazing boobs. (Oh wait, we knew that already.)

Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)
Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)
Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)
Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)
Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)
Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)

Dorismar Does Extremo

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Argentine Playmate Dorismar is back—and you'll be glad to know she brought her world-famous ass with her.

Dorismar (dailypoa.com)
Dorismar (dailypoa.com)
Dorismar (dailypoa.com)
Dorismar (dailypoa.com)
Dorismar (dailypoa.com)
Dorismar (dailypoa.com)
Dorismar (dailypoa.com)
Dorismar (dailypoa.com)
Dorismar (dailypoa.com)
Dorismar (dailypoa.com)
Dorismar (dailypoa.com)

Maxim Argentina Has Hotter Facebook Friends Than We Do

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 04 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

In the year and a half or so that we've been on Facebook, we've pretty much used it for one thing and one thing only: playing Scrabble (okay, and stalking friends from high school).

Apparently, we're doing something wrong. Somehow, Maxim Argentina has harnessed the raw power of Facebook to attract hot girls like Analia Daguerre, and get them to (gasp!) take off their clothes on camera (gasp!). Is there some sort of app we can install that'll help us befriend ladies like Analia? Anyone know?

Analia Daguerre (dailypoa.com)
Analia Daguerre (dailypoa.com)
Analia Daguerre (dailypoa.com)
Analia Daguerre (dailypoa.com)

Wanda Nara, WAG Extraoridnaire

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Wanda Nara isn't just a gorgeous WAG with an amazing rack and a taste for footballers... she's a gorgeous WAG with an amazing rack and a leaked sex tape. We're in love. (unprofessionalfoul.com)

One More Reason To Move To Argentina: Maribel Fernandez

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EST

Add another name to our roster of beautiful Argentinian babes: Maribel Fernandez, we're keeping an eye on you (and on that ribbon—we know it's going to fall off your breasts sooner or later).

· Maribel Fernandez's Perfect Tits & Ass In Maxim Argentina (dailypoa.com)

Argentina Continues To Roll Out The Babes—This Time In Calendar Form

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Not quite sure why you should care about a calendar of scantily clad Argentinian babes? Clearly, you just haven't been paying attention.

· 2009 Paparazzi Magazine Calendar (dailypoa.com)

The Best Breasts Of Argentina Are Just A Click Away

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

Those boobs of Britain have been hogging the spotlight for far too long—and we're not going to take it anymore. The best breasts aren't just in Britain—Argentina has its fair share, too.

Though we're not quite as familiar with the curves of Belen Gimenez and Mariana Diarco, they certainly look like they could give Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder some, ahem, stiff competition. Anyone up for a intercontinental boob-off?

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· Expo Breast - Maxim Argentina 02/09 (dailypoa.com)

Way Down South: The Girls Of Maxim Argentina

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

As if that pictorial of the girls of Facebook Argentina wasn't enough to convince us that we don't spend nearly enough time ogling the ladies from the land of Eva Peron, now, there's these photos from Maxim Argentina. Hey, isn't it summer there now, too? Someone get us a plane ticket, stat.

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· Ivana Brodowsky & Friends In Maxim Argentina (dailypoa.com)

While some stars shy away from the paparazzi,...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:30:00 EDT

While some stars shy away from the paparazzi, others embrace them, giving the cameraed masses (and, by extension, us) everything they want. Argentinian hottie Pamela David is one such pro-paparazzi individual: she was even kind enough to take her top off for Paparazzi magazine! We knew there was a reason we liked the girl... (dailypoa.com)

Meet The Babes Of Facebook Argentina

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:30:04 EDT

It had to happen eventually: Playboy (well, Playboy Argentina) has put together a spread of "the hottest girls of Facebook." Hey, if these girls can't put their naked pictures online, they have to put them somewhere, right? After the jump, meet a few of our newest Facebook friends. Ask nicely, and they might just let you poke them.

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· The Sexiest Girls Of Facebook Argentina (dailypoa.com)

The bad news is that Agnieszka Gasior is...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:00:28 EDT

The bad news is that Agnieszka Gasior is a Playboy Playmate in Argentina, which makes it extremely unlikely that we will ever run into her on the street. The good news is that we will never have to attempt to pronounce her name out loud. (dailypoa.com)

Meet Miss Kitty, Our Favorite Bilingual Amateur Exhibitionist

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:30:55 EDT

When you're just one amateur exhibitionist among a sea of millions vying for the attention of the internet, it can be difficult to stand out and stake your claim. Luckily, Miss Kitty has a few things going for her. For one thing, the Argentinian bombshell happens to be bilingual (which automatically enables her to double her audience!). For another? Well, she's got a pretty fantastic ass. One which she's quite happy to show off, in various positions and states of undress (and, if she's feeling up to it, nicely oiled up.). Really, it's the little things that help you get ahead.

· Miss Kitty, la gatita amateur (misskitty.blogspot.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

Argentina's Belen Gimenez understands that...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:30:00 EDT

Argentina's Belen Gimenez understands that the only good bowling is naked bowling. Or bowling with free beer and cheese fries, but naked bowling is definitely near the top. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Silvia Luna comes to us today from Argentina,...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:31:55 EDT

Silvia Luna comes to us today from Argentina, where you can find topless cowgirls on every ranch. At least, that's the way it is in the Argentina in our mind. (dailypoa.com)