We can't say much about this Big Beautiful Work-of-art, but we can say it's cast with hyphy amounts of crush objects (including a spectacular threeway with Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, and April Flores beneath a waterfall), it was shot in the splendorous wild of Northern California, and it's coming out in January. How did they find time to put together another genre-busting film in the midst of productions for Alice? Ponder that while you enjoy this exclusive trailer and photo gallery from our good friends, Carlos and April.

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Yes, beautiful butch Syd Blakovich dons a bright red wig (the better to match April Flores, of course) and lingerie, and looks fabulous. But we're getting ahead of ourselves here.

"Behind the Red Door" envisions a dreamy dollhouse in which Doll #12 (April Flores) moves from room to room, inspiring erotic encounters with every opened door. The dolls play show and tell, dress up (and undress) for each other, and, of course, fuck: with fingers, toys, and any available body parts (including feet!)...and the result is a delicious, wonderful experience.

Because we have a serious crush on Syd Blakovich, we found ourselves most enraptured with her scene (for those who love her best as a butch—she loses the wig fairly quickly). Syd and April are, in a word, electric—their passion for each other is obvious...and we, frankly, are just grateful they allowed a camera to be in the room when they consummated their lust.

But don't think that Syd and April's scene is the only one worth watching: Kelly Shibari and Ashley Blue offer equally enticing experiences, both on their own and with April—and the mysterious Matador takes April to the limit.

Through it all, the film is carried along by a rocking soundtrack, which—combined with the arty, accomplished camera work—gives the film the feel of a very erotic music video. If MTV screened stuff like this, well...we might actually have a reason to watch MTV. (Of course, if MTV actually showed music videos, period...oh, nevermind.)

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Jane was just about to squirt chocolate on herself, at which point my camera was jostled by ravening lesbians who proceeded to lick it off her.

The event was the Exotic Erotic Ball, a hit or miss affair with heart and soul and plenty of local color. Like this protester's sign, however, the Ball tried to cater to as diverse a group as possible but didn't have its act together. Still, the friendliness of the crowd inside was a very welcome and opposite counterpoint to the real hatred of this group of protesters.

Down south, delightful pixie Aiden Starr auditions for Erica McLean and Carlos Batts' upcoming "Alice in Wonderland" porn adaptation (which will be at least the third this year and, if she gets the role, Starr's second foray through the looking glass).

April Flores, of course, plays the Red Queen. I think that will be awesome.

Across Porn Valley, Ashlynn Brooke plays Sookie in New Sensations' adaptation of "True Blood," scripted by Brooke herself. She is so unbelievably pretty I forgot her clothes were on.

The chameleonic Misty Stone plays Tara (she just found out Lafayette was dead) and Evan Stone plays Evan Stone playing a guy from the show. In the background we see Ralph Long, pulling double duty as a boom operator (we last saw Long as Screech in "This Ain't Saved by the Bell" as well as in "The Sex Files").

Finally we managed to get inside, to Silverlake's Bigfoot Lodge (this reporter's local bar), where at 10 in the morning Misty Stone inspired more wood within the woody surroundings.

Not surprisingly, April's life is not like the day-to-day grind we all face: not once during the two hour run of "Glamazons" does April, say, go to an office, or clean her bathroom. No, April's life is the stuff of glitter-filled fantasies. Strutting around in her impossibly high heels, the lovely lady serves as a muse to many an admirer, and we watch as she's captured on film, in paintings, and in Polaroid; as her team of fellow glamazons defy death as they contort their bodies on the stripper pole; as she seductively dons sexy outfit after sexy outfit; and, of course, as she fucks.

And oh, does she fuck: we watch her tangling limbs with the lovely Ruby Violence (who also has her own masturbation scene) and enveloping Jerry as he takes her picture; we even watch her have her way with Barbie in a segment titled "April Vs. Doll That Symbolizes Unrealistic Ideas Of Beauty" (spoiler alert: April wins).

April fans will no doubt be satisfied by another stunning performance; Carlos Batts fans will gaze in awe at the arty feel of this glimpse into the life of an artporn power couple. And we can all appreciate another beautiful film that test the limits of what a porn film should be, shattering the standard format and creating something truly magical.

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Pairing April with Syd Blakovich, Kelly Shibari, and Ashley Blue, "Behind the Red Door" takes us into "the Doll House of fetish dreams come true." We're not one hundred percent sure what that means, but it sounds pretty good to us. (And paired with these exclusive previews pictures, that "pretty good" is easily a very good—not that we expected any less from this talented team.)

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Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes" (or as we've come to think of it, "Syd and Jiz Do Them All") will feature seven sex scenes. In addition to Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee (the titular "strapped dykes," who appear in every scene), it stars Belladonna, Bobbi Starr, April Flores, Aiden Starr, and a happily recovered Sinn Sage.

We had the good fortune to be on set for two days of shooting: last Thursday, we witnessed Syd and Aiden taking each other on; on Friday, Jiz and April got busy right before our very eyes. Above is a video of some of the highlights of our time on set. So you don't have to take our word for it: see for yourself what kind of hotness happens when Belladonna Entertainment goes queer.

BONUS: Click here to see our day two photo gallery.

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The aptly named "Nostalgia" is both a tribute to and a reworking of some of the most classic porn titles of our time. Through the eyes of Courtney Trouble, we see the Golden Age as it might have been: a queer fantasia where bodies of all types get to experience pleasure, strap-on wielding dykes abound, and Madison Young gets the chance to finally squirt glitter, after discovering the true location of her clitoris (in her throat, natch).

"Nostalgia" has a dreamy, otherworldly feel: the scenes themselves are framed by footage of Trouble and Pepper Sox in bed together, presumably watching this reinvented porn—though as the two find themselves incorporated into April Flores's exploration of queer lust, it becomes less clear who (and where) they are. This is not, shall we say, a porn for those who prefer a clear, defined plot—but it is a delicious dive into a glittery fantasy world (one we were only too happy to stay submerged in).

And we would be remiss if we neglected to mention the feature's stellar cast. Porn Valley imports April Flores and Kimberly Kane are, of course, a joy to watch in their fourway with Trouble and Pepper Sox; Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee stole our hearts as the doctor-nurse team who helped Madison Young find her "fireworks."

We've been following Courtney Trouble's porn career since the earliest days of NoFauxxx, and we're very pleased to see that her years of experience have resulted in more and better queer porn. "Nostalgia" may be taking a look backward, but its also a glimpse of things to come—and if the future is like this, the future can't come soon enough.

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April Flores chooses a dick.

Jiz Lee dons the dick.

Blowjob, wonderful blowjob.

And a well fucked, happy couple.

(Check back next week for even more photos (and video!)).

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Courtney's just released the trailer for the film...and man, it looks every bit as hot as we've been hoping. The plot, for those of you who are interested in that sort of thing:

Trouble and Pepper are at home fooling around and watching porn, only to find that all of their favorite classic titles have been queered. Join them as they watch the mythical creatures, fresh faced angels, and tattooed misfits of the underground fuck, suck, and hold hands all the way to hell… or is this heaven? Inspired by classic porn that defined the genre, NoFauxxx.Com creator Courtney Trouble has twisted the past into the future of alternative queer porn in her upcoming release, Nostalgia.

August 17 can not come soon enough.

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Even better: Crush Objects Madison Young and Syd Blakovich are also in the movie. Is Courtney reading our mind or something?

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"Internet pornography is easily accessible, anonymous, and inexpensive, and it can have both beneficial (supplementary to a healthy sex life) and harmful (anti-social) outcomes," says Applied Psychology student and survey creator Jake Lazere. "This study inquires about the use of internet pornography by senior citizens and the effects it has on their lives."

If you are over 60, we at Fleshbot would also be interested in what drives you to this site (my guess? That curve-hugging siren April Flores). Leave a comment if you plan to take the survey.

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The fucking of a vibrating Cyberskin pussy and ass (not to be confused with "The Taking of Pelham 123," unless "Pelham 123" is your new dorm shorthand for pussy and ass, which it should be) isn't a light affair. In fact, some of these items are downright heavy.

Bree Olson's Cyberskin Doggy Style Vibrating Pussy & Ass, for example, weighs about 600 lbs. The idea is that, after you're done doing it doggy-style, you crawl into it and start a new life.

Olson's parts are the biggest of this collection, even bigger than those of April Flores, which tells you that Cyberskin reality is different from yours and mine.

The Cyberskin world also ascribes different value to the angle by which one enters. You'll notice that Olson and Roxy Reynolds are doggy-style marital aids and take up the most real estate, whereas Flores and the Unknown Vagina look petite and dainty by comparison.

That leaves us with Nautica Thorn's "Jackhammer" girljunk. Her ankles are floating near her ears in this pose, and you are meant to jackhammer her on a table or similar surface. In contrast to the other vaginas presented, it looks like her vag is trying to get away. Better catch it!

Each of these items is solid, malleable and, if you leave them in the sun long enough, deliciously sweaty. Keep that in mind when you bring them upstairs to meet your mom.

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Last Friday, this magnificent team converged in San Francisco (at Violet Blue's house!) to make history... or at least hot porn. We don't know what the movie was about, or when we'll be able to see it... but from looking at the behind the scenes photos that Violet was kind enough to post online, well, we can pretty much guarantee that we'll be buying a copy as soon as it's available.

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Commissioned in celebration of the April Flores cyberskin pussy, the show features, yes, plaster molds of April's ladybits, painted in a variety of styles by artists like Axis, Carlos Batts, COOP, Jim Mahfood, Kime Buzzelli, Kozy & Dan, Misha, and Small Paul. The show will be at La Luz de Jesus Gallery on May 13 (sadly, it's one night only)—but get a sneak peek at some of the art over on April's blog.

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Okay, Belladonna apparently appears in the form of Belladonna's Extreme Pussy & Ass (new from Doc Johnson), but it still sounds like an electric combination. And, for that matter, gives us some ideas for a future follow up. Perhaps Belladonna and Kimberly could double team the April Flores vibrating pussy? And then Belladonna and April could take on Kimberly in toy form... ooh, the possibilities are endless.

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Are you following this equation? Awesome + Weird, but Awesome + Really Awesome = This clip. It might not be a desert oasis in the geographical sense, but it certainly is some kind of oasis that you can wet your parched tongue on.

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Previously: Zaftig Pussycat: "Voluptuous Biker Babes" Revisited

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In a recent blog post, the lovely Ms. Flores took an adult industry magazine to task for publishing a demeaning, offensive article on the BBW porn genre. We won't reprint the gross statements included in the article (far better to read them alongside April's commentary), but we did want to give her props for her closing paragraph:

The reason I am so upset is because I have met so many amazing plus sized women in the industry. They are proud, hard working, sexual, smart, business minded women. My fabulous peers and I deserve the same respect given to the thinner women written about in the magazine. Being a plus sized girl in this industry takes strength, courage and nerve. This article could've been pretty effective, groundbreaking even, but instead the writer took it as his opportunity to let us all know how much he does not enjoy bigger women. Aside from BBW porn being a means for fat lovers to jack off to, it's also very important in helping other curvy girls in becoming comfortable with being sexual and expressing their sexuality. I can not explain in words how wonderful it feels to read an email or meet a woman in real life who THANKS me for being out there representing fat girls. I've heard many women's struggles with feeling beautiful and desired. They tell me how seeing women who look like them makes them feel better about their bodies. In my world THIS is the respect fat girls get in real life and THIS is the respect I give all my plus sized sisters.

Sing it, sister!

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